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  1. HUMAN SCIENTISTS FROM ANOTHER PLANET CREATED ALL LIFE ON EARTH USING DNA.

    Traces of this epic masterpiece of creation can be found in all religious writings and traditions. It is to them that Moses, Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed referred. It is now time to welcome them.

    WHAT HAPPENED?

    On the 13th of December 1973, French journalist Rael was contacted by a visitor from another planet, and asked to establish an Embassy to welcome these people back to Earth.

    The extra-terrestrial human being was a little over four feet tall, had long dark hair, almond shaped eyes, olive skin, and exuded harmony and humor. Rael recently described him by saying quite simply, "If he were to walk down a street in Japan, he would not even be noticed." In other words, they look like us, and we look like them. In fact, we were created "in their image" as explained in the Bible.

    He told Rael that:

    "We were the ones who designed all life on earth"
    "You mistook us for gods"
    "We were at the origin of your main religions"
    "Now that you are mature enough to understand this,we would like to enter official contact through an embassy"

    THE MESSAGES

    The messages dictated to Rael explain that life on Earth is not the result of random evolution, nor the work of a supernatural 'God'. It is a deliberate creation, using DNA, by a scientifically advanced people who made human beings literally "in their image" -- what one can call "scientific creationism." References to these scientists and their work, as well as to their symbol of infinity, can be found in the ancient texts of many cultures. For example, in Genesis, the Biblical account of Creation, the word "Elohim" has been mistranslated as the singular word "God", but it is actually a plural word which means "those who came from the sky", and the singular is "Eloha" (also known as "Allah"😉. Indigenous cultures all over the world remember these "gods" who came from the sky, including natives of Africa (Dogon, Twa, etc.), America, Asia, Australia, and Europe.

    Leaving our humanity to progress by itself, the Elohim nevertheless maintained contact with us via prophets including Buddha, Moses, Mohammed, etc., all specially chosen and educated by them. The role of the prophets was to progressively educate humanity through the Messages they taught, each adapted to the culture and level of understanding at the time. They were also to leave traces of the Elohim so that we would be able to recognize them as our Creators and fellow human beings when we had advanced enough scientifically to understand them. Jesus, whose father was an Eloha, was given the task of spreading these messages throughout the world in preparation for this crucial time in which we are now privileged to live: the predicted Age Of Revelation.

    And most important of all, download and read the free e-book, "Intelligent Design - Message from the Designers" the book which will revolutionize your thinking, transform your life and which is already changing the world.

    For more information visit http://www.rael.org and discover the truth about our origins.

  2. I want some of what you're smoking!

    Raelian1 said:

    HUMAN SCIENTISTS FROM ANOTHER PLANET CREATED ALL LIFE ON EARTH USING DNA.

    Traces of this epic masterpiece of creation can be found in all religious writings and traditions. It is to them that Moses, Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed referred. It is now time to welcome them.

    WHAT HAPPENED?

    On the 13th of December 1973, French journalist Rael was contacted by a visitor from another planet, and asked to establish an Embassy to welcome these people back to Earth.

    The extra-terrestrial human being was a little over four feet tall, had long dark hair, almond shaped eyes, olive skin, and exuded harmony and humor. Rael recently described him by saying quite simply, "If he were to walk down a street in Japan, he would not even be noticed." In other words, they look like us, and we look like them. In fact, we were created "in their image" as explained in the Bible.

    He told Rael that:

    "We were the ones who designed all life on earth"
    "You mistook us for gods"
    "We were at the origin of your main religions"
    "Now that you are mature enough to understand this,we would like to enter official contact through an embassy"

    THE MESSAGES

    The messages dictated to Rael explain that life on Earth is not the result of random evolution, nor the work of a supernatural 'God'. It is a deliberate creation, using DNA, by a scientifically advanced people who made human beings literally "in their image" -- what one can call "scientific creationism." References to these scientists and their work, as well as to their symbol of infinity, can be found in the ancient texts of many cultures. For example, in Genesis, the Biblical account of Creation, the word "Elohim" has been mistranslated as the singular word "God", but it is actually a plural word which means "those who came from the sky", and the singular is "Eloha" (also known as "Allah"😉. Indigenous cultures all over the world remember these "gods" who came from the sky, including natives of Africa (Dogon, Twa, etc.), America, Asia, Australia, and Europe.

    Leaving our humanity to progress by itself, the Elohim nevertheless maintained contact with us via prophets including Buddha, Moses, Mohammed, etc., all specially chosen and educated by them. The role of the prophets was to progressively educate humanity through the Messages they taught, each adapted to the culture and level of understanding at the time. They were also to leave traces of the Elohim so that we would be able to recognize them as our Creators and fellow human beings when we had advanced enough scientifically to understand them. Jesus, whose father was an Eloha, was given the task of spreading these messages throughout the world in preparation for this crucial time in which we are now privileged to live: the predicted Age Of Revelation.

    And most important of all, download and read the free e-book, "Intelligent Design - Message from the Designers" the book which will revolutionize your thinking, transform your life and which is already changing the world.

    For more information visit rael.orgrael.org and discover the truth about our origins.

  3. Raelian1 said:


    "You mistook us for gods"


    this means that 14 years of a strict Roman Catholic education, daily Mass, confession and 300 Hail Mary's a week was all for nothing?

    Where the [censored] is my lawyer..? I am going to sue these guys midget asses.

  4. What do toilet paper and the starship Enterprise have in common?

    The both search Uranus looking for Klingons .... and [censored] like Raelians

  5. Raelian1 said:

    HUMAN SCIENTISTS FROM ANOTHER PLANET CREATED ALL LIFE ON EARTH USING DNA.

    Traces of this epic masterpiece of creation can be found in all religious writings and traditions. It is to them that Moses, Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed referred. It is now time to welcome them.

    <much pish - omitted>

    For more information visit http://www.rael.org and discover the truth about our origins.

    Reality is so often disappointing, even to the extent that it seems best to come up with something else. However, it's still reality and denying it won't make it any more fun.

    Charles Darwin was exceptionally intelligent and well educated, not a dope smoking, haze headed, deluded wack job.

  6. Didn't a bunch of these nut-jobs all kill themselves a few years ago??? [seriously]

  7. MountainPro said:

    this means that 14 years of a strict Roman Catholic education, daily Mass, confession and 300 Hail Mary's a week was all for nothing?

    Where the [censored] is my lawyer..? I am going to sue these guys midget asses.

    300 Hail Mary's ? MountainPro you are such a lightweight. I could do 300 Hail Mary's standing on my head. That's what Mondays were for. Daily Mass.....????? Yeah, I served the 6:30 early mass for 3 years almost every day, then went to the "required" mass...... At about the age of 25 I figured out that I had attended enough masses to meet the requirments of the Catholic Church until I was 44 years old. But I did what every good Catholic should do. I "traded" my built up extra " attended Mass" days for free beer. It was allowed.

    * Here in America a class action lawsuit may be in order.

    ** uh ... Mother Superior won't read this will she?

  8. fatboy61 said:

    Didn't a bunch of these nut-jobs all kill themselves a few years ago??? [seriously]


    that whole Waco thing....nasty.

    mind you, i heard that Charles Manson is looking for a new cell mate....after he eat the last one.

  9. MountainPro said:

    that whole Waco thing....nasty.

    mind you, i heard that Charles Manson is looking for a new cell mate....after he eat the last one.

    No, i\I was thinking of "heavens gate" My apologies to all Raelians for any offence caused 😄

  10. fatboy61 said:

    No, i\I was thinking of "heavens gate" My apologies to all Raelians for any offence caused 😄


    Well there is no chance they will clone you now.

  11. Bargearse said:

    Well there is no chance they will clone you now.

    😄 😄 😄 😄 donuts!!!!

  12. Bargearse said:

    Well there is no chance they will clone you now.

    2 years nightshift, next door to a bakery, not enough k's on the bike... I'm already a Bargearse clone

  13. Far out,how do I make contact? I want to placed an order. Find general specs. below.
    Would it be cheaper to order a dozen?

  14. jhuskey said:

    Far out,how do I make contact? I want to placed an order. Find general specs. below.
    Would it be cheaper to order a dozen?

    Hey!!!, you've joined a very serious thread here, now you're just being silly 😄 😄

  15. fatboy61 said:

    Hey!!!, you've joined a very serious thread here, now you're just being silly 😄 😄

    Your right! I can't possibly afford a dozen. Make it an even 6.

  16. jhuskey said:

    Your right! I can't possibly afford a dozen. Make it an even 6.

    I'd go halfs except I might have a bit of trouble explaining it to the wife.
    Was kinda hoping "Raelian 1" might have something to add, but he's obviously off at the lima bean harvest

  17. fatboy61 said:

    I'd go halfs except I might have a bit of trouble explaining it to the wife.
    Was kinda hoping "Raelian 1" might have something to add, but he's obviously off at the lima bean harvest

    I was kind of hoping mine will go half on the order. I will call it the project to "seek out new life and new civilzations to boldly go where no man,at least not me,has gone before".
    Kind of like that except I will use bold letters in a large font for impact value.

  18. fatboy61 said:


    Was kinda hoping "Raelian 1" might have something to add, but he's obviously off at the lima bean harvest


    Raelian 1 is watching your every move, you'll suffer in heaven for your blasphemous words...sorry i mean, you'll suffer on Mars for your blashpemous words...my bad.

  19. jhuskey said:

    I was kind of hoping mine will go half on the order. I will call it the project to "seek out new life and new civilzations to boldly go where no man,at least not me,has gone before".
    Kind of like that except I will use bold letters in a large font for impact value.


    i suspect the mother-ship already has your name on its roster buddy...better be careful.

  20. MountainPro said:

    i suspect the mother-ship already has your name on its roster buddy...better be careful.

    I guess it depends which list I am on.

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