Today at work, I was told to label the cases of bottled water. Thanks to some food for thought from this group, I put up a sign beside the price reading NO CARBS.
Like a bunch of moths to a light bulb........all these people were standing around ooohing and aaahing over the 'intelligence of the person who took the carbohydrates out of water'.......
Yo, any village missing an idiot or two. Give a call, I can tell you where to come pick up a truck load.
-Ginny
-- "There are weapons of mass destruction.....and [censored] Cheney has the receipt" . -Prof. Irwin Corey
Like a bunch of moths to a light bulb........all these people were standing around ooohing and aaahing over the 'intelligence of the person who took the carbohydrates out of water'.......
Try low-carb pork rinds or beef jerky. You may accumulate a few more idiots.
"Virginia Tadrzynski" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
I did it......
Today at work, I was told to label the cases of bottled water. Thanks to some food for thought from this group, I put up a sign beside the price reading NO CARBS.
Like a bunch of moths to a light bulb........all these people were
standing
Quoted message said:
around ooohing and aaahing over the 'intelligence of the person who took
the
Quoted message said:
carbohydrates out of water'.......
Yo, any village missing an idiot or two. Give a call, I can tell you
where
Quoted message said:
to come pick up a truck load.
-Ginny
Could it be that they were oohing and aahing over the "intelligence" of the person who put up the sign?
-- Peter Aitken
Remove the [censored] from my email address before using.
Today at work, I was told to label the cases of bottled water. Thanks to some food for thought from this group, I put up a sign beside the price reading NO CARBS.
Like a bunch of moths to a light bulb........all these people were
standing
Quoted message said:
around ooohing and aaahing over the 'intelligence of the person who took
the
Quoted message said:
carbohydrates out of water'.......
Yo, any village missing an idiot or two. Give a call, I can tell you
where
Quoted message said:
to come pick up a truck load.
It's like when a carton of orange juice is labelled "heart healthy"...lol....
"Virginia Tadrzynski" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...
Quoted message said:
I did it......
Today at work, I was told to label the cases of bottled water. Thanks to some food for thought from this group, I put up a sign beside the price reading NO CARBS.
Like a bunch of moths to a light bulb........all these people were standing around ooohing and aaahing over the 'intelligence of the person who took the carbohydrates out of water'.......
Yo, any village missing an idiot or two. Give a call, I can tell you where to come pick up a truck load.
-Ginny
You sure they werent taking the [censored]? (= mocking in American)
Today at work, I was told to label the cases of bottled water. Thanks to some food for thought from this group, I put up a sign beside the price reading NO CARBS.
Like a bunch of moths to a light bulb........all these people were standing around ooohing and aaahing over the 'intelligence of the person who took the carbohydrates out of water'.......
Yo, any village missing an idiot or two. Give a call, I can tell you where to come pick up a truck load.
-Ginny
There's a low-carb sucker born every minute. Now if you'd labeled it cholesterol-free as well, you'd have REALLY had a land rush.
Today at work, I was told to label the cases of bottled water. Thanks to some food for thought from this group, I put up a sign beside the price reading NO CARBS.
Like a bunch of moths to a light bulb........all these people were standing around ooohing and aaahing over the 'intelligence of the person who took the carbohydrates out of water'.......
Yo, any village missing an idiot or two. Give a call, I can tell you where to come pick up a truck load.
-Ginny
For a short while the local grower's co-op put a sticker on tomatoes that said: "Grown without Herbicide" LOL
Dennis
Yesterday is history;Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why its called, "The Present"
Today at work, I was told to label the cases of bottled water. Thanks to some food for thought from this group, I put up a sign beside the price reading NO CARBS.
Like a bunch of moths to a light bulb........all these people were standing around ooohing and aaahing over the 'intelligence of the person who took the carbohydrates out of water'.......
Yo, any village missing an idiot or two. Give a call, I can tell you where to come pick up a truck load.
-Ginny
ROTFL! If I were your manager, you'd get a pay rise immediately.
Now you can put the same sign on the vegetable oils.
"Virginia Tadrzynski" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
I did it......
Today at work, I was told to label the cases of bottled water. Thanks to some food for thought from this group, I put up a sign beside the price reading NO CARBS.
Like a bunch of moths to a light bulb........all these people were
standing
Quoted message said:
around ooohing and aaahing over the 'intelligence of the person who took
the
Quoted message said:
carbohydrates out of water'.......
Yo, any village missing an idiot or two. Give a call, I can tell you
where
Quoted message said:
to come pick up a truck load.
<giggle> You should have offered them some cheap swamp property or something.
Today at work, I was told to label the cases of bottled water. Thanks to some food for thought from this group, I put up a sign beside the price reading NO CARBS.
Like a bunch of moths to a light bulb........all these people were standing around ooohing and aaahing over the 'intelligence of the person who took the carbohydrates out of water'.......
Yo, any village missing an idiot or two. Give a call, I can tell you where to come pick up a truck load.
"Virginia Tadrzynski" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...
Quoted message said:
I did it......
Today at work, I was told to label the cases of bottled water. Thanks to some food for thought from this group, I put up a sign beside the price reading NO CARBS.
Like a bunch of moths to a light bulb........all these people were standing around ooohing and aaahing over the 'intelligence of the person who took the carbohydrates out of water'.......
Yo, any village missing an idiot or two. Give a call, I can tell you where to come pick up a truck load.
-Ginny
You sure they werent taking the [censored]? (= mocking in American)
Regards, NT
Er... that's not what taking the [censored] means in "American" 🙂
Cindy Fuller <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...
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In article <[email hidden]>, "Virginia
Tadrzynski said:
I did it......
Today at work, I was told to label the cases of bottled water. Thanks to some food for thought from this group, I put up a sign beside the price reading NO CARBS.
Like a bunch of moths to a light bulb........all these people were standing around ooohing and aaahing over the 'intelligence of the person who took the carbohydrates out of water'.......
Yo, any village missing an idiot or two. Give a call, I can tell you where to come pick up a truck load.
-Ginny
There's a low-carb sucker born every minute. Now if you'd labeled it cholesterol-free as well, you'd have REALLY had a land rush.
Pop [censored] and Froot Loops both carry the American Heart Associations seal of approval as "heart healthy" because they're low fat. Talk about suckers!
Today at work, I was told to label the cases of bottled water. Thanks to some food for thought from this group, I put up a sign beside the price reading NO CARBS.
Like a bunch of moths to a light bulb........all these people were standing around ooohing and aaahing over the 'intelligence of the person who took the carbohydrates out of water'.......
Yo, any village missing an idiot or two. Give a call, I can tell you where to come pick up a truck load.
-Ginny
There's a low-carb sucker born every minute. Now if you'd labeled it cholesterol-free as well, you'd have REALLY had a land rush.
And "all-natural, no artificial coloring or preservatives"
Sue(tm) Lead me not into temptation... I can find it myself!
Today at work, I was told to label the cases of bottled water. Thanks to some food for thought from this group, I put up a sign beside the price reading NO CARBS.
Like a bunch of moths to a light bulb........all these people were standing around ooohing and aaahing over the 'intelligence of the person who took the carbohydrates out of water'.......
Yo, any village missing an idiot or two. Give a call, I can tell you where to come pick up a truck load.
-Ginny
There's a low-carb sucker born every minute. Now if you'd labeled it cholesterol-free as well, you'd have REALLY had a land rush.
Cindy
ROFL... I remember when I first started my 'heart healthy' eating. I became fanatical about it. While I do carefully watch my intake of fat grams and cholesterol, I do not fall for every 'fat free/cholesterol free product on the market, as I did in the past. I swear, if they had a sign saying fat free celery and charged a buck more a stalk, I would have fallen for it. I do like some fat free foods such as cottage cheese etc. but you can't tell me there is absolutely no fat in it.
Michael <- thinks low carb butter will make a great snack -- Deathbed statement...
"Codeine . . . bourbon." ~~Tallulah Bankhead, actress, d. December 12, 1968
"Virginia Tadrzynski" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...
Quoted message said:
I did it......
Today at work, I was told to label the cases of bottled water. Thanks to some food for thought from this group, I put up a sign beside the price reading NO CARBS.
Like a bunch of moths to a light bulb........all these people were standing around ooohing and aaahing over the 'intelligence of the person who took the carbohydrates out of water'.......
Yo, any village missing an idiot or two. Give a call, I can tell you where to come pick up a truck load.
-Ginny
You sure they werent taking the [censored]? (= mocking in American)
Regards, NT
Er... that's not what taking the [censored] means in "American" 🙂
Jill
Jill, here in the US we use "a" not "the" in front of the word. Makes a world of difference. Brits also use "[censored]" which has nothing to do with bodily functions. And so it goes. The web is an international medium.
"Virginia Tadrzynski" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...
> I did it...... > > Today at work, I was told to label the cases of bottled > water. Thanks to some food for thought from this group, > I put up a sign beside the price reading NO CARBS. > > Like a bunch of moths to a light bulb........all these > people were standing around ooohing and aaahing over > the 'intelligence of the person who took the > carbohydrates out of water'....... > > Yo, any village missing an idiot or two. Give a call, I > can tell you where to come pick up a truck load. > > -Ginny
You sure they werent taking the [censored]? (= mocking in American)
Regards, NT
Er... that's not what taking the [censored] means in "American" 🙂
Jill
Jill, here in the US we use "a" not "the" in front of the word. Makes a world of difference. Brits also use "[censored] off" which has nothing to do with bodily functions. And so it goes. The web is an international medium.
jim
Jim, this ain't "the web" and what the poster wrote was:
You sure they werent taking the [censored]? (= mocking in American)
= mocking in American. No, it doesn't mean that in = "American" English. In fact, I have no idea what that might mean in "American".
Today at work, I was told to label the cases of bottled water. Thanks to some food for thought from this group, I put up a sign beside the price reading NO CARBS.
Like a bunch of moths to a light bulb........all these people were standing around ooohing and aaahing over the 'intelligence of the person who took the carbohydrates out of water'....
Of course there are no carbs in light bulbs, their filaments are made of tungsten.
---= BOYCOTT FRANCE (belgium) GERMANY--SPAIN =--- ---= Move UNITED NATIONS To Paris =--- ********* "Life would be devoid of all meaning were it without tribulation." Sheldon ````````````
Today at work, I was told to label the cases of bottled water. Thanks to some food for thought from this group, I put up a sign beside the price reading NO CARBS.
Like a bunch of moths to a light bulb........all these people were standing around ooohing and aaahing over the 'intelligence of the person who took the carbohydrates out of water'....
Of course there are no carbs in light bulbs, their filaments are made of tungsten.
Which means the low/no fat dieters are unable to put together and snack on a tungsten sandwich 😉
Michael
-- Deathbed statement...
"Codeine . . . bourbon." ~~Tallulah Bankhead, actress, d. December 12, 1968
