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  1. This was buried in another thread, but I thought it was worthy of it's own thread. For those of you
    jealous of the Bomberhood, we now have a new club for Manitou owners. The Manhood. As the name does
    not imply, women are welcome too. The welcome kit (prompted by TJ's inadvertent suggestion) is Red
    Bull and Reefer, which you need to supply yourself (since mailing at least one of those things is a
    felony - otherwise I'd be all over it). So enjoy your Manhood, I know the missus and I have been
    enjoying mine (and hers)!

    Who's with me?

    --

    Matt

    "Gravity. It's not just a good idea, it's the law!"

    PS - my spell checker suggests "Womanhood" as a replacement for Bomberhood. Coincidence? I
    think not.

  2. And here I was thinking that Shaun R was the only one around here with a forked Manhood.....

  3. MattB said:

    This was buried in another thread, but I thought it was worthy of it's own thread. For those
    of you jealous of the Bomberhood, we now have a new club for Manitou owners. The Manhood. As
    the name does not imply, women are welcome too. The welcome kit (prompted by TJ's inadvertent
    suggestion) is Red Bull and Reefer, which you need to supply yourself (since mailing at least
    one of those things is a felony - otherwise I'd be all over it). So enjoy your Manhood, I know
    the missus and I have been enjoying mine (and hers)!

    Who's with me?

    Well, I fear that I no longer belong to the group called The ManHood. I sold my Sherman (fantastic
    fork, by the way. I have never ridden anything smoother) and I took the Ti Lite off my SS in favor
    of a new Fox. However, I'm tempted to try out the new Skareb Platinum and ditch my very new Fox...
    so maybe I'll regain my Manhood status. Who knows?

    Miles (confident enough in my non-ManHood to admit it)

  4. MattB said:

    Who's with me?

    Lets not forget, one can be in the Bomberhood and still retain his/her Manhood. All it takes is two
    (or more) bikes, like the ones in my garage.

    I'm guessing all "gratuities" are self-service here as well, but they should at least be announced;
    to keep with the less-upscale nature of the Manhood, rather than cognac and cigar I'd recommend a
    microbrew and a fatty. :-)

    --
    -BB- To reply to me, drop the attitude (from my e-mail address, at least) "It's a shallow life that
    doesn't give a person a few scars" - Garrison Keillor

  5. "MattB" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    This was buried in another thread, but I thought it was worthy of it's own thread. For those
    of you jealous of the Bomberhood, we now have a new club for Manitou owners. The Manhood. As
    the name does not imply, women


    are

    Quoted message said:

    welcome too. The welcome kit (prompted by TJ's inadvertent suggestion) is Red Bull and Reefer,
    which you need to supply yourself (since mailing at least one of those things is a felony -
    otherwise I'd be all over it). So enjoy your Manhood, I know the missus and I have been enjoying
    mine (and hers)!

    Who's with me?

    --

    Matt

    "Gravity. It's not just a good idea, it's the law!"

    PS - my spell checker suggests "Womanhood" as a replacement for


    Bomberhood.

    Quoted message said:

    Coincidence? I think not.


    Is there a mandatory drug test to join?

    TJ

  6. "TJ" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:QKYqb.139969$HS4.1124085@attbi_s01...

    Quoted message said:

    Is there a mandatory drug test to join?

    You'd HAVE to be on something to buy a Maniturd.

    Bill "no basis whatsoever, but opening was there" S.

  7. "BB" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    MattB said:

    Who's with me?

    Lets not forget, one can be in the Bomberhood and still retain his/her Manhood. All it takes is
    two (or more) bikes, like the ones in my garage.

    4 bikes all w/Bombers. 1 bike rigid cro-moly.

    Mike - manhood well intact. uh-uh-ungghh-aahahagh-hoo-hoo-huh.

  8. "Sorni" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    "TJ" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:QKYqb.139969$HS4.1124085@attbi_s01...

    Quoted message said:

    Is there a mandatory drug test to join?

    You'd HAVE to be on something to buy a Maniturd.

    Bill "no basis whatsoever, but opening was there" S.

    Hey man! Nice shot!

  9. "TJ" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:QKYqb.139969<snip> <snip>

    Quoted message said:

    Is there a mandatory drug test to join?

    TJ

    Yeah, but it's not very hard.

    Matt

  10. "Sorni" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    "TJ" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:QKYqb.139969$HS4.1124085@attbi_s01...

    Quoted message said:

    Is there a mandatory drug test to join?

    You'd HAVE to be on something to buy a Maniturd.

    Bill "no basis whatsoever, but opening was there" S.


    He he he. Yeah, I did. Once! But the fun I had with that fork. Now I can join the support group.
    Manhood Anonymous. Or Battered Manhood of America. The list goes on. Now where is that Red Bull.
    There is nothing worse than going to a support group un-amped.

    TJ

  11. MattB said:

    "TJ" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:QKYqb.139969<snip> <snip>

    Quoted message said:

    Is there a mandatory drug test to join?

    Yeah, but it's not very hard.

    So how much drugs do we have to take to pass?

    --
    -BB- To reply to me, drop the attitude (from my e-mail address, at least) "It's a shallow life that
    doesn't give a person a few scars" - Garrison Keillor

  12. "Sorni" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    "TJ" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:QKYqb.139969$HS4.1124085@attbi_s01...

    Quoted message said:

    Is there a mandatory drug test to join?

    You'd HAVE to be on something to buy a Maniturd.

    I concur.

    JD

  13. Quoted message said:

    Who's with me?

    Smart one's, my humbleness included.

    D'

  14. "BB" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    MattB said:

    "TJ" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:QKYqb.139969<snip> <snip>

    Quoted message said:

    Is there a mandatory drug test to join?

    Yeah, but it's not very hard.

    So how much drugs do we have to take to pass?

    Keep bumping until a Manitou looks like a Marzocchi.

    Mike

  15. "BB" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    MattB said:

    "TJ" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:QKYqb.139969<snip> <snip>

    Quoted message said:

    Is there a mandatory drug test to join?

    Yeah, but it's not very hard.

    So how much drugs do we have to take to pass?

    It's a personal thing. You'll know when it's enough.

    Matt

  16. "JD" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    "Sorni" <[email hidden]> wrote in message


    news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    "TJ" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:QKYqb.139969$HS4.1124085@attbi_s01...

    Quoted message said:

    Is there a mandatory drug test to join?

    You'd HAVE to be on something to buy a Maniturd.

    I concur.

    JD

    Well not every one was a gem, but there are some good ones out there (and on my bike).

    Matt

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