I found this article rather amusing:
http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/5-11-2005-69841.asp
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It asks "what did jesus eat?". The answer is: Mary
OmManiPadmeOmelet said:
I found this article rather amusing:
TBR
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day
the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the
White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
"Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent,
but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption." -
In article <[email hidden]>,
The Bill Rodgers said:
It asks "what did jesus eat?". The answer is: Mary
Eeeww! That is both profane and obscene, not to mention offensive.
Priscilla
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"Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what
the hell happened." -- Cora Harvey Armstrong -
"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote
Quoted message said:
I found this article rather amusing:
"Dr Colbert said Jesus ate whole grains, fresh fruits, seeds and nuts,
rather than processed food."Jesus didn't eat Twinkes and Wonder Bread?!? Who woulda' thunk it? "Dr"
Colbert must be a genius!And a Jewish guy in the Middle East didn't eat sheep and fish, huh? Yeah,
right.David
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Priscilla Ballou said:
Eeeww! That is both profane and obscene, not to mention offensive.
What are you, a dyke or something?
TBR
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day
the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the
White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
"Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent,
but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption." -
In article <[email hidden]>,
The Bill Rodgers said:
Priscilla Ballou said:
Eeeww! That is both profane and obscene, not to mention offensive.
What are you, a dyke or something?
What are you? Into incest?
*sheesh*
Priscilla
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"Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what
the hell happened." -- Cora Harvey Armstrong -
In article <[email hidden]>,
The Bill Rodgers said:
It asks "what did jesus eat?". The answer is: Mary
TBR
That was BAD! ;-)
Made me choke on my ice water.....
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Om."My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson
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In article <[email hidden]>,
Priscilla Ballou said:
In article <[email hidden]>,
The Bill Rodgers said:
It asks "what did jesus eat?". The answer is: Mary
Eeeww! That is both profane and obscene, not to mention offensive.
Priscilla
OF course it was offensive. ;-)
That's why he posted it.....It still made me laugh tho'.
But then, I've always found irreverence to be amusing.
It's right up there with Irony on the subtle humor scale.
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Om."My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson
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In article <[email hidden]>,
David Cohen said:
"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote
Quoted message said:
I found this article rather amusing:
"Dr Colbert said Jesus ate whole grains, fresh fruits, seeds and nuts,
rather than processed food."Jesus didn't eat Twinkes and Wonder Bread?!? Who woulda' thunk it? "Dr"
Colbert must be a genius!And a Jewish guy in the Middle East didn't eat sheep and fish, huh? Yeah,
right.David
Now you know why I found it to be amusing...... ;-)
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Om."My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson
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Priscilla Ballou said:
What are you? Into incest?
Jesus and Mary were married.
TBR
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day
the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the
White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
"Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent,
but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption." -
Priscilla Ballou said:
In article <[email hidden]>,
The Bill Rodgers said:
It asks "what did jesus eat?". The answer is: Mary
Eeeww! That is both profane and obscene, not to mention offensive.
Mary Magdeleine is reported in some theories to have been his wife. Are
you offended by the concept of him having a wife, or by the concept that
his marital relations may not have all been missionary position?Dally
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"whole grains, fresh fruits, seeds and nuts...", he forgot the fishes.
In news:[email hidden],
OmManiPadmeOmelet <[email hidden]> stated
| I found this article rather amusing:
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| http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/5-11-2005-69841.asp -
"The Bill Rodgers" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...Quoted message said:
Priscilla Ballou said:
What are you? Into incest?
Jesus and Mary were married.
TBR
Last time I read my Bible Mary was Jesus' mother and he never married. -
Kay said:
Last time I read my Bible Mary was Jesus' mother and he never married.
Who'd wanna be called Mrs Christ??
Hairy Harry married merry Mary.
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In article <[email hidden]>, Dally <[email hidden]>
Quoted message said:
Priscilla Ballou said:
In article <[email hidden]>,
The Bill Rodgers said:
It asks "what did jesus eat?". The answer is: Mary
Eeeww! That is both profane and obscene, not to mention offensive.
Mary Magdeleine is reported in some theories to have been his wife. Are
you offended by the concept of him having a wife, or by the concept that
his marital relations may not have all been missionary position?He didn't say Mary Magdelan. He said Mary, who was Jesus' MOTHER!
Priscilla
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"Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what
the hell happened." -- Cora Harvey Armstrong -
In article <[email hidden]>,
The Bill Rodgers said:
Priscilla Ballou said:
What are you? Into incest?
Jesus and Mary were married.
Nice recovery. But you said Mary, who was Jesus' mother, not Mary
Magdelan.Priscilla
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"Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what
the hell happened." -- Cora Harvey Armstrong -
In article <[email hidden]>,
The Bill Rodgers said:
Priscilla Ballou said:
What are you? Into incest?
Jesus and Mary were married.
Someone took their gullible pills before reading _DaVinci Code_.
Priscilla
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"Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what
the hell happened." -- Cora Harvey Armstrong -
Priscilla Ballou said:
In article <[email hidden]>,
The Bill Rodgers said:
Priscilla Ballou said:
What are you? Into incest?
Jesus and Mary were married.
Nice recovery. But you said Mary, who was Jesus' mother, not Mary
Magdelan.Priscilla
I assumed he couldn't spell Magdelan. In any case, you can get the joke
from the context. The Mary who is rumored to be his girlfriend/wife is
the obvious intepretation.Dally
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"Priscilla Ballou" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...Quoted message said:
In article <[email hidden]>,
The Bill Rodgers said:
Priscilla Ballou said:
What are you? Into incest?
Jesus and Mary were married.
Someone took their gullible pills before reading _DaVinci Code_.
wy couldnt they have been married? just because it was in a popular book? if
someone named Jesus actually lived then it stands to reason that he was
married. he was, after all, a handsome devil with a six pack abdomen and, by
all accounts, an accomplished vintner.Quoted message said:
Priscilla
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"Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what
the hell happened." -- Cora Harvey Armstrong -
In article <[email hidden]>, Dally <[email hidden]>
Quoted message said:
Priscilla Ballou said:
In article <[email hidden]>,
The Bill Rodgers said:
On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 20:10:14 GMT, Priscilla Ballou
<[email hidden]> wrote:
>What are you? Into incest?
Jesus and Mary were married.
Nice recovery. But you said Mary, who was Jesus' mother, not Mary
Magdelan.
I assumed he couldn't spell Magdelan. In any case, you can get the joke
from the context.What I "got" was that the poster was a creep with a disgusting sense of
humor and no respect for other people's religious sensibilities.Quoted message said:
The Mary who is rumored to be his girlfriend/wife is
the obvious intepretation.Maybe for you. Not necessarily for people who at church this morning!
And those rumors are a crock spun to sell books.
Priscilla
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"Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what
the hell happened." -- Cora Harvey Armstrong
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