The infamous Maggie

psycholist said:

I just dropped in to see if it was another slow newsday in

rec.bicycles.misc

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and I see that Maggie is dissing people who have the audacity to wear

....

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(hushed gasp) ... cycling-specific clothing like Lance would wear.

Further, I see where she says anyone wearing Lycra in Essex County is

likely

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to get their ass kicked ... or some such thing.

Well, I've read enough of Maggie's posts over the last several months

to

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figure she's just having a bad day. At least I hope so. Maggie,

what were

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you thinking?

Listen, dear ... I don't know a thing about Essex County. I live in
Abbeville County, South Carolina. This is where Lake Secession is

located

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... that lake being named for the place where folks assembled and

decided to

Quoted message said:

break away from the Union. This is the home and birthplace of the

stars and

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bars. I ride darned close to 50 miles a day on roads dotted with

rusted out

Quoted message said:

trailers with tattered confederate flags on poles and pit bull

terriers

Quoted message said:

straining at their ropes in the front yards. Here, people don't care

to

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count much beyond 3 (Dale Ernhart's number) and don't have many more

teeth.

Quoted message said:

I ride and train on these roads daily. I wear whatever jersey is the

Quoted message said:

cheapest thing on closeout. I don't know who Motorex is, but I'm

wearing

Quoted message said:

their team kit now 'cuz it was on sale for $29 in the Nashbar catalog

a

Quoted message said:

couple of months ago. I also wear some nice Hincapie gear 'cuz Rich
Hincapie gave it to me, personally. I ride hard 'cuz that's the way

I like

Quoted message said:

to ride. Period. (I hate it when people who like to ride slow try

to tell

Quoted message said:

me I don't ride right 'cuz I like to ride fast ... but that seems to

happen

Quoted message said:

all the time. I never see people who ride fast telling people who

ride slow

Quoted message said:

that they don't ride right. It's always the other way around.) I

wear

Quoted message said:

"real" cycling gear 'cuz it facilitates riding hard and being a bit

more

Quoted message said:

aerodynamic and wicking away sweat, etc. I wear "real" cycling shoes

'cuz

Quoted message said:

they're pretty much essential to proper pedaling mechanics if you

care

Quoted message said:

anything about pedaling efficiency. (Also, if you've never worn a

pair of

Quoted message said:

Sidi cycling shoes ... well, my friend, you're missing out.)

Now, I've dissed all these people amongst whom I ride everyday and I
shouldn't have because the fact is, I've gotten to know many of them.

Quoted message said:

They're wonderful people. Though I'm riding hard, I wave to every

one of

Quoted message said:

them I see. I've gotten to know them and vice versa. One

interesting thing

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I've found is that quite a few of them are like the folks in the book

"The

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Millionairre Next Door." Their little trailer sits on 250 acres and

they've

Quoted message said:

got 200 head of cattle ... and no debt. Many of them are WAY smarter

than

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the idiots racing around in BMWs with mountains of debt that I knew

when I

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lived in places like Chicago and Kansas City. And not a single one

of them

Quoted message said:

has ever said a thing to me about being lycra-clad or having shaved

legs.

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Apparently it bothers you, but not them. What's that about?

I'll ride the way I want to ride and wear what I want to wear when

I'm doing

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it. I hope that's the answer you get from the guy when you stop him

and ask

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what his story is.

So what's your story? Who do you think you are?

--
Bob C.

"Of course it hurts. The trick is not minding that it hurts."
T. E. Lawrence (of Arabia)

Damn, guy! Four paragraphs to respond to what was I'm sure, even though
you don't quote it, Maggie's playful teasing?
On the subject of shaved legs and lycra let's be honest, ok? Some
people (I don't think Maggie is among them but it really doesn't matter
even if she is) DO question the sexual orientation of any male that not
only wears spandex but also shaves his legs. So what? Personally
speaking, the day I start giving a rat's ass about what people think of
me is the day I'll leave law enforcement and join the fire department.
Everybody likes those guys. ;-)

Regards,
Bob Hunt

psycholist said:

I'll ride the way I want to ride and wear what I want to wear when I'm doing
it. I hope that's the answer you get from the guy when you stop him and ask
what his story is.

So what's your story? Who do you think you are?

Hi.

I am a Canadian taxpaying citizen and some time ago I had a "legal encounter" -
in Federal Court with some Canada Customs fellows who stepped over their
authority. At least that was my allegation in my statement of claim.

In discussions regarding what they and I could and could not do, my lawyer
said: they are creatures of statute and are legally bound to do ONLY what the
law allows them to. Otherwise there are legal consequences (that they now find
themselves in).

OTOH, you, Ken, are NOT a creature of statute and can do whatever you wish - as
long as the law does not prohibit/prevent you from doing so.

It sounds that in your neck of the woods, YOU are also a NOT a creature of
statute - hence your commentary.

I'll bet that even Maggie is not a creature of statute. Being so naturally
allows BOTH of you to also express your opinions.
And both of you have!
Let us all ride on - to merriment and FUN!!

Bob said:

Damn, guy! Four paragraphs to respond to what was I'm sure, even though
you don't quote it, Maggie's playful teasing?
On the subject of shaved legs and lycra let's be honest, ok? Some
people (I don't think Maggie is among them but it really doesn't matter
even if she is) DO question the sexual orientation of any male that not
only wears spandex but also shaves his legs. So what? Personally
speaking, the day I start giving a rat's ass about what people think of
me is the day I'll leave law enforcement and join the fire department.
Everybody likes those guys. ;-)

Regards,
Bob Hunt

I thought BobC.s story was cool, at least the first part about riding in SC
and the rustic settings...

But shaving your rat's ass...dayum, skippy that's another thing. ;-D

jj

Ken Pisichko said:

psycholist said:

I'll ride the way I want to ride and wear what I want to wear when
I'm doing it. I hope that's the answer you get from the guy when
you stop him and ask what his story is.

So what's your story? Who do you think you are?

Hi.

I am a Canadian taxpaying citizen and some time ago I had a "legal
encounter" - in Federal Court with some Canada Customs fellows who
stepped over their authority. At least that was my allegation in my
statement of claim.

In discussions regarding what they and I could and could not do, my
lawyer said: they are creatures of statute and are legally bound to
do ONLY what the law allows them to. Otherwise there are legal
consequences (that they now find themselves in).

**************

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OTOH, you, Ken, are NOT a creature of statute and can do whatever you
wish - as long as the law does not prohibit/prevent you from doing so.

**************

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It sounds that in your neck of the woods, YOU are also a NOT a
creature of statute - hence your commentary.

I'll bet that even Maggie is not a creature of statute. Being so
naturally allows BOTH of you to also express your opinions.
And both of you have!
Let us all ride on - to merriment and FUN!!

*** But...but..YOU are Ken! I'm so confused...

psycholist said:

I just dropped in to see if it was another slow newsday in rec.bicycles.misc
and I see that Maggie is dissing people who have the audacity to wear ...
(hushed gasp) ... cycling-specific clothing like Lance would wear.

Further, I see where she says anyone wearing Lycra in Essex County is likely
to get their ass kicked ... or some such thing.

Well, I've read enough of Maggie's posts over the last several months to
figure she's just having a bad day. At least I hope so. Maggie, what were
you thinking?

Listen, dear ... I don't know a thing about Essex County. I live in
Abbeville County, South Carolina. This is where Lake Secession is located
... that lake being named for the place where folks assembled and decided to
break away from the Union. This is the home and birthplace of the stars and
bars. I ride darned close to 50 miles a day on roads dotted with rusted out
trailers with tattered confederate flags on poles and pit bull terriers
straining at their ropes in the front yards. Here, people don't care to
count much beyond 3 (Dale Ernhart's number) and don't have many more teeth.
I ride and train on these roads daily. I wear whatever jersey is the
cheapest thing on closeout. I don't know who Motorex is, but I'm wearing
their team kit now 'cuz it was on sale for $29 in the Nashbar catalog a
couple of months ago. I also wear some nice Hincapie gear 'cuz Rich
Hincapie gave it to me, personally. I ride hard 'cuz that's the way I like
to ride. Period. (I hate it when people who like to ride slow try to tell
me I don't ride right 'cuz I like to ride fast ... but that seems to happen
all the time. I never see people who ride fast telling people who ride slow
that they don't ride right. It's always the other way around.) I wear
"real" cycling gear 'cuz it facilitates riding hard and being a bit more
aerodynamic and wicking away sweat, etc. I wear "real" cycling shoes 'cuz
they're pretty much essential to proper pedaling mechanics if you care
anything about pedaling efficiency. (Also, if you've never worn a pair of
Sidi cycling shoes ... well, my friend, you're missing out.)

Now, I've dissed all these people amongst whom I ride everyday and I
shouldn't have because the fact is, I've gotten to know many of them.
They're wonderful people. Though I'm riding hard, I wave to every one of
them I see. I've gotten to know them and vice versa. One interesting thing
I've found is that quite a few of them are like the folks in the book "The
Millionairre Next Door." Their little trailer sits on 250 acres and they've
got 200 head of cattle ... and no debt. Many of them are WAY smarter than
the idiots racing around in BMWs with mountains of debt that I knew when I
lived in places like Chicago and Kansas City. And not a single one of them
has ever said a thing to me about being lycra-clad or having shaved legs.
Apparently it bothers you, but not them. What's that about?

I'll ride the way I want to ride and wear what I want to wear when I'm doing
it. I hope that's the answer you get from the guy when you stop him and ask
what his story is.

So what's your story? Who do you think you are?

--
Bob C.

"Of course it hurts. The trick is not minding that it hurts."
T. E. Lawrence (of Arabia)

Were we reading the same Maggie? Hmmm ...

While I don't do "centuries" (wassat anyway? Hunnert feet?) or scores or even
decades, I do a fair amount of spinning (500-600 miles/year) for a guy of my age
and weight. I have no axe to grind with any cyclist, by any stretch of the
imagination. But in my neck o' the woods only the kind of folk who ride, say,
500 miles/week wear spandex. Clips; spiffy space age helmets, spandex
(especially in gaudy colors) ..... they all draw stares and gazes because ....
are you ready for this? .... because they're unusual.

"Michael" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

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psycholist said:

I just dropped in to see if it was another slow newsday in

rec.bicycles.misc

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

and I see that Maggie is dissing people who have the audacity to wear

....

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

(hushed gasp) ... cycling-specific clothing like Lance would wear.

Further, I see where she says anyone wearing Lycra in Essex County is

likely

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

to get their ass kicked ... or some such thing.

Well, I've read enough of Maggie's posts over the last several months to
figure she's just having a bad day. At least I hope so. Maggie, what

were

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

you thinking?

Listen, dear ... I don't know a thing about Essex County. I live in
Abbeville County, South Carolina. This is where Lake Secession is

located

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

... that lake being named for the place where folks assembled and

decided to

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

break away from the Union. This is the home and birthplace of the stars

and

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

bars. I ride darned close to 50 miles a day on roads dotted with rusted

out

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

trailers with tattered confederate flags on poles and pit bull terriers
straining at their ropes in the front yards. Here, people don't care to
count much beyond 3 (Dale Ernhart's number) and don't have many more

teeth.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

I ride and train on these roads daily. I wear whatever jersey is the
cheapest thing on closeout. I don't know who Motorex is, but I'm

wearing

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

their team kit now 'cuz it was on sale for $29 in the Nashbar catalog a
couple of months ago. I also wear some nice Hincapie gear 'cuz Rich
Hincapie gave it to me, personally. I ride hard 'cuz that's the way I

like

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

to ride. Period. (I hate it when people who like to ride slow try to

tell

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

me I don't ride right 'cuz I like to ride fast ... but that seems to

happen

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

all the time. I never see people who ride fast telling people who ride

slow

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

that they don't ride right. It's always the other way around.) I wear
"real" cycling gear 'cuz it facilitates riding hard and being a bit more
aerodynamic and wicking away sweat, etc. I wear "real" cycling shoes

'cuz

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

they're pretty much essential to proper pedaling mechanics if you care
anything about pedaling efficiency. (Also, if you've never worn a pair

of

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Sidi cycling shoes ... well, my friend, you're missing out.)

Now, I've dissed all these people amongst whom I ride everyday and I
shouldn't have because the fact is, I've gotten to know many of them.
They're wonderful people. Though I'm riding hard, I wave to every one

of

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

them I see. I've gotten to know them and vice versa. One interesting

thing

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

I've found is that quite a few of them are like the folks in the book

"The

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Millionairre Next Door." Their little trailer sits on 250 acres and

they've

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

got 200 head of cattle ... and no debt. Many of them are WAY smarter

than

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

the idiots racing around in BMWs with mountains of debt that I knew when

I

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

lived in places like Chicago and Kansas City. And not a single one of

them

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

has ever said a thing to me about being lycra-clad or having shaved

legs.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Apparently it bothers you, but not them. What's that about?

I'll ride the way I want to ride and wear what I want to wear when I'm

doing

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

it. I hope that's the answer you get from the guy when you stop him and

ask

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what his story is.

So what's your story? Who do you think you are?

--
Bob C.

"Of course it hurts. The trick is not minding that it hurts."
T. E. Lawrence (of Arabia)

Were we reading the same Maggie? Hmmm ...

While I don't do "centuries" (wassat anyway? Hunnert feet?) or scores or

even

Quoted message said:

decades, I do a fair amount of spinning (500-600 miles/year) for a guy of

my age

Quoted message said:

and weight. I have no axe to grind with any cyclist, by any stretch of

the

Quoted message said:

imagination. But in my neck o' the woods only the kind of folk who ride,

say,

Quoted message said:

500 miles/week wear spandex. Clips; spiffy space age helmets, spandex
(especially in gaudy colors) ..... they all draw stares and gazes because

.....

Quoted message said:

are you ready for this? .... because they're unusual.

OK...whatever.

But, would you start a new thread in this newsgroup (which is, after all,
dedicated to cycling) just to point out the "strange sighting" you had of a
guy wearing cycling clothes, and riding a bike in your town?

The more I think about it, the more I think Maggie is really just a
troll...if she's not, she's terminally clueless, or lacks all ability to
communicate effectively.

GG

Michael said:

Were we reading the same Maggie? Hmmm ...

While I don't do "centuries" (wassat anyway? Hunnert feet?) or scores or even
decades, I do a fair amount of spinning (500-600 miles/year) for a guy of my age
and weight. I have no axe to grind with any cyclist, by any stretch of the
imagination. But in my neck o' the woods only the kind of folk who ride, say,
500 miles/week wear spandex. Clips; spiffy space age helmets, spandex
(especially in gaudy colors) ..... they all draw stares and gazes because ....
are you ready for this? .... because they're unusual.

No, the guys who ride 100-400miles per week wear the clips, space age
helmets and the gaudy spandex.

The guys who ride 500miles per week get to wear a cape, too.

http://www.buffalo2step.com/Six%20Pack/Men%20B/images/223_2375.jpg

jj

"Michael" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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psycholist said:

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Were we reading the same Maggie? Hmmm ...

While I don't do "centuries" (wassat anyway? Hunnert feet?) or scores or
even
decades, I do a fair amount of spinning (500-600 miles/year) for a guy of
my age
and weight. I have no axe to grind with any cyclist, by any stretch of
the
imagination. But in my neck o' the woods only the kind of folk who ride,
say,
500 miles/week wear spandex. Clips; spiffy space age helmets, spandex
(especially in gaudy colors) ..... they all draw stares and gazes because
....
are you ready for this? .... because they're unusual.

500 to 600 miles a year? I do that in 2 weeks. You may think it's unusual.
I think it's unusual that someone who only rides 500 to 600 miles a year
hangs out in a cycling newsgroup. My neighbors' 4 year old rides more miles
than that.

And though they're gaudy colors, they are visible. That's the point ...
though I know that's tough for some folks to understand.

I do think it's really sad that a fat assed person driving a car with their
arm that looks like a Virginia ham resting on the door frame is now
considered the norm and an extremely fit person who lives a life that
includes lots of exercise and good eating habits is a freak. But this is
such an upside down society anymore. I shouldn't be surprised.

I'm 49 years old, I'm debt free, my children have moved on, my wife and I
have a nice life on a farm and I'm free to devote a couple hours a day to
what I love ... riding. Oh, I also have a resting hear rate in the 30s and
my cardiologist says I have the heart of a healthy 20-something. So if you
want to be critical because I wear lycra, and "gaudy" colors and use
high-end equipment ... feel free. I won't say I don't give a [censored]. I do.
It bothers me that there are people who participate in this sport who are
more shallow and judgemental than the "rednecks" amongst whom I live and
ride. I'm gonna dwell on it and fret over it for ... oh ... I'm done.

Bob C.

I love those gaudy colors and lycra and spandex! And I am 65 yo, and
quite heterosexual.

But, around here, there are bicyclists everywhere, and most of them are
colorfully dressed the same.

But, sorry, I don't shave my legs. Therefore, I am not a member of the
truly elite.

And, are you sure you meant 500-600 miles per year? Not per month? 600
miles per year is about 2 miles per day - I WALK 3-5 miles per day.

psycholist said:

I just dropped in to see if it was another slow newsday in rec.bicycles.misc
and I see that Maggie is dissing people who have the audacity to wear ...
(hushed gasp) ... cycling-specific clothing like Lance would wear.

Further, I see where she says anyone wearing Lycra in Essex County is likely
to get their ass kicked ... or some such thing.

Well, I've read enough of Maggie's posts over the last several months to
figure she's just having a bad day. At least I hope so. Maggie, what were
you thinking?

Listen, dear ... I don't know a thing about Essex County. I live in
Abbeville County, South Carolina. This is where Lake Secession is located
... that lake being named for the place where folks assembled and decided to
break away from the Union. This is the home and birthplace of the stars and
bars. I ride darned close to 50 miles a day on roads dotted with rusted out
trailers with tattered confederate flags on poles and pit bull terriers
straining at their ropes in the front yards. Here, people don't care to
count much beyond 3 (Dale Ernhart's number) and don't have many more teeth.
I ride and train on these roads daily. I wear whatever jersey is the
cheapest thing on closeout. I don't know who Motorex is, but I'm wearing
their team kit now 'cuz it was on sale for $29 in the Nashbar catalog a
couple of months ago. I also wear some nice Hincapie gear 'cuz Rich
Hincapie gave it to me, personally. I ride hard 'cuz that's the way I like
to ride. Period. (I hate it when people who like to ride slow try to tell
me I don't ride right 'cuz I like to ride fast ... but that seems to happen
all the time. I never see people who ride fast telling people who ride slow
that they don't ride right. It's always the other way around.) I wear
"real" cycling gear 'cuz it facilitates riding hard and being a bit more
aerodynamic and wicking away sweat, etc. I wear "real" cycling shoes 'cuz
they're pretty much essential to proper pedaling mechanics if you care
anything about pedaling efficiency. (Also, if you've never worn a pair of
Sidi cycling shoes ... well, my friend, you're missing out.)

Now, I've dissed all these people amongst whom I ride everyday and I
shouldn't have because the fact is, I've gotten to know many of them.
They're wonderful people. Though I'm riding hard, I wave to every one of
them I see. I've gotten to know them and vice versa. One interesting thing
I've found is that quite a few of them are like the folks in the book "The
Millionairre Next Door." Their little trailer sits on 250 acres and they've
got 200 head of cattle ... and no debt. Many of them are WAY smarter than
the idiots racing around in BMWs with mountains of debt that I knew when I
lived in places like Chicago and Kansas City. And not a single one of them
has ever said a thing to me about being lycra-clad or having shaved legs.
Apparently it bothers you, but not them. What's that about?

I'll ride the way I want to ride and wear what I want to wear when I'm doing
it. I hope that's the answer you get from the guy when you stop him and ask
what his story is.

So what's your story? Who do you think you are?

Well, you are in the South and not New Jersey.

South Carolina doesn't have a reputation for beating hell out of anybody who
isn't in the "right" neighborhood.

Ron

GaryG said:

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While I don't do "centuries" (wassat anyway? Hunnert feet?) or scores or

even

Quoted message said:

decades, I do a fair amount of spinning (500-600 miles/year) for a guy of

my age

Quoted message said:

and weight. I have no axe to grind with any cyclist, by any stretch of

the

Quoted message said:

imagination. But in my neck o' the woods only the kind of folk who ride,

say,

Quoted message said:

500 miles/week wear spandex. Clips; spiffy space age helmets, spandex
(especially in gaudy colors) ..... they all draw stares and gazes because

....

Quoted message said:

are you ready for this? .... because they're unusual.

OK...whatever.

But, would you start a new thread in this newsgroup (which is, after all,
dedicated to cycling) just to point out the "strange sighting" you had of a
guy wearing cycling clothes, and riding a bike in your town?

The more I think about it, the more I think Maggie is really just a
troll...if she's not, she's terminally clueless, or lacks all ability to
communicate effectively.

Think more in terms of her being the sole poster to "alt.support.cycling"

Works for me.

Ron

"RonSonic" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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On Wed, 6 Apr 2005 22:35:00 -0700, "GaryG" <[email hidden]>

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While I don't do "centuries" (wassat anyway? Hunnert feet?) or scores

or

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

even

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decades, I do a fair amount of spinning (500-600 miles/year) for a guy

of

Quoted message said:

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my age

Quoted message said:

and weight. I have no axe to grind with any cyclist, by any stretch of

the

Quoted message said:

imagination. But in my neck o' the woods only the kind of folk who

ride,

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

say,

Quoted message said:

500 miles/week wear spandex. Clips; spiffy space age helmets, spandex
(especially in gaudy colors) ..... they all draw stares and gazes

because

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

....

Quoted message said:

are you ready for this? .... because they're unusual.

OK...whatever.

But, would you start a new thread in this newsgroup (which is, after all,
dedicated to cycling) just to point out the "strange sighting" you had of

a

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

guy wearing cycling clothes, and riding a bike in your town?

The more I think about it, the more I think Maggie is really just a
troll...if she's not, she's terminally clueless, or lacks all ability to
communicate effectively.

Think more in terms of her being the sole poster to "alt.support.cycling"

Works for me.

Ron

That's a good way of looking at it. After her mea culpa this morning, I've
decided she is probably not a troll.

GG

GaryG wrote:
:: "Michael" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
:: news:[email hidden]...
::: psycholist wrote:
::::
:::: I just dropped in to see if it was another slow newsday in
:::: rec.bicycles.misc and I see that Maggie is dissing people who have
:::: the audacity to wear ... (hushed gasp) ... cycling-specific
:::: clothing like Lance would wear.
::::
:::: Further, I see where she says anyone wearing Lycra in Essex County
:::: is likely to get their ass kicked ... or some such thing.
::::
:::: Well, I've read enough of Maggie's posts over the last several
:::: months to figure she's just having a bad day. At least I hope so.
:::: Maggie, what were you thinking?
::::
:::: Listen, dear ... I don't know a thing about Essex County. I live
:::: in Abbeville County, South Carolina. This is where Lake Secession
:::: is located ... that lake being named for the place where folks
:::: assembled and decided to break away from the Union. This is the
:::: home and birthplace of the stars and bars. I ride darned close to
:::: 50 miles a day on roads dotted with rusted out trailers with
:::: tattered confederate flags on poles and pit bull terriers
:::: straining at their ropes in the front yards. Here, people don't
:::: care to count much beyond 3 (Dale Ernhart's number) and don't have
:::: many more teeth. I ride and train on these roads daily. I wear
:::: whatever jersey is the cheapest thing on closeout. I don't know
:::: who Motorex is, but I'm wearing their team kit now 'cuz it was on
:::: sale for $29 in the Nashbar catalog a couple of months ago. I
:::: also wear some nice Hincapie gear 'cuz Rich Hincapie gave it to
:::: me, personally. I ride hard 'cuz that's the way I like to ride.
:::: Period. (I hate it when people who like to ride slow try to tell
:::: me I don't ride right 'cuz I like to ride fast ... but that seems
:::: to happen all the time. I never see people who ride fast telling
:::: people who ride slow that they don't ride right. It's always the
:::: other way around.) I wear "real" cycling gear 'cuz it facilitates
:::: riding hard and being a bit more aerodynamic and wicking away
:::: sweat, etc. I wear "real" cycling shoes 'cuz they're pretty much
:::: essential to proper pedaling mechanics if you care anything about
:::: pedaling efficiency. (Also, if you've never worn a pair of Sidi
:::: cycling shoes ... well, my friend, you're missing out.)
::::
:::: Now, I've dissed all these people amongst whom I ride everyday and
:::: I shouldn't have because the fact is, I've gotten to know many of
:::: them. They're wonderful people. Though I'm riding hard, I wave to
:::: every one of them I see. I've gotten to know them and vice versa.
:::: One interesting thing I've found is that quite a few of them are
:::: like the folks in the book "The Millionairre Next Door." Their
:::: little trailer sits on 250 acres and they've got 200 head of
:::: cattle ... and no debt. Many of them are WAY smarter than the
:::: idiots racing around in BMWs with mountains of debt that I knew
:::: when I lived in places like Chicago and Kansas City. And not a
:::: single one of them has ever said a thing to me about being
:::: lycra-clad or having shaved legs. Apparently it bothers you, but
:::: not them. What's that about?
::::
:::: I'll ride the way I want to ride and wear what I want to wear when
:::: I'm doing it. I hope that's the answer you get from the guy when
:::: you stop him and ask what his story is.
::::
:::: So what's your story? Who do you think you are?
::::
:::: --
:::: Bob C.
::::
:::: "Of course it hurts. The trick is not minding that it hurts."
:::: T. E. Lawrence (of Arabia)
:::
:::
:::
::: Were we reading the same Maggie? Hmmm ...
:::
::: While I don't do "centuries" (wassat anyway? Hunnert feet?) or
::: scores or even decades, I do a fair amount of spinning (500-600
::: miles/year) for a guy of my age and weight. I have no axe to grind
::: with any cyclist, by any stretch of the imagination. But in my
::: neck o' the woods only the kind of folk who ride, say, 500
::: miles/week wear spandex. Clips; spiffy space age helmets, spandex
::: (especially in gaudy colors) ..... they all draw stares and gazes
::: because .... are you ready for this? .... because they're unusual.
::
:: OK...whatever.
::
:: But, would you start a new thread in this newsgroup (which is, after
:: all, dedicated to cycling) just to point out the "strange sighting"
:: you had of a guy wearing cycling clothes, and riding a bike in your
:: town?
::
:: The more I think about it, the more I think Maggie is really just a
:: troll...if she's not, she's terminally clueless, or lacks all
:: ability to communicate effectively.

She's no troll. I don't think she lacks the ability to communicate
effectively, either, as she said exactly what she wanted to say and it was
understood.

Bob said:

Damn, guy! Four paragraphs to respond to what was I'm sure, even though
you don't quote it, Maggie's playful teasing?
On the subject of shaved legs and lycra let's be honest, ok? Some
people (I don't think Maggie is among them but it really doesn't matter
even if she is) DO question the sexual orientation of any male that not
only wears spandex but also shaves his legs. So what? Personally
speaking, the day I start giving a rat's ass about what people think of
me is the day I'll leave law enforcement and join the fire department.
Everybody likes those guys. ;-)

Regards,
Bob Hunt

Bob,
On this I am with you. Shaving one's legs or any other part of the
anatomy is a waste of time and causes more itching than it is worth.
I know you are going to have fun with this confession but last summer
when I took a lot of kids on group rides they kept complaining that I
was too hairy when I took my shirt off on the really hot days. I wanted
some tan was the main reason, but some of my younger 'fashion police'
got me to trim my chest hair and even shave a spot down the middle.
Your turn to laugh here.
It turned out to be a complete waste of time although they thought I
looked buff for 56, but I itched for about a month until all the hair
grew back.
Moral #1. Don't shave body parts unless there is a really good reason.
Moral #2. Never listen to kids advising you to do something silly.
Moral #3. Try not to let your wife she it or she will be ROTFL.
Bill Baka

psycholist wrote:
:: 500 to 600 miles a year? I do that in 2 weeks. You may think it's
:: unusual. I think it's unusual that someone who only rides 500 to 600
:: miles a year hangs out in a cycling newsgroup. My neighbors' 4 year
:: old rides more miles than that.

Me too. The guy suffers from the same issue that Maggie does, apparently.

::
:: And though they're gaudy colors, they are visible. That's the point
:: ... though I know that's tough for some folks to understand.
::
:: I do think it's really sad that a fat assed person driving a car
:: with their arm that looks like a Virginia ham resting on the door
:: frame is now considered the norm and an extremely fit person who
:: lives a life that includes lots of exercise and good eating habits
:: is a freak. But this is such an upside down society anymore. I
:: shouldn't be surprised.

Sad, but true. There seem to be many more Virginia-hams types than
extremely-fit types.

::
:: I'm 49 years old, I'm debt free, my children have moved on, my wife
:: and I have a nice life on a farm and I'm free to devote a couple
:: hours a day to what I love ... riding. Oh, I also have a resting
:: hear rate in the 30s and my cardiologist says I have the heart of a
:: healthy 20-something. So if you want to be critical because I wear
:: lycra, and "gaudy" colors and use high-end equipment ... feel free.
:: I won't say I don't give a [censored]. I do. It bothers me that there are
:: people who participate in this sport who are more shallow and
:: judgemental than the "rednecks" amongst whom I live and ride. I'm
:: gonna dwell on it and fret over it for ... oh ... I'm done.
::
:: Bob C.

GaryG said:

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On Wed, 6 Apr 2005 22:35:00 -0700, "GaryG" <[email hidden]>

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> While I don't do "centuries" (wassat anyway? Hunnert feet?) or scores

or

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even
> decades, I do a fair amount of spinning (500-600 miles/year) for a guy

of

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my age
> and weight. I have no axe to grind with any cyclist, by any stretch of
the
> imagination. But in my neck o' the woods only the kind of folk who

ride,

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say,
> 500 miles/week wear spandex. Clips; spiffy space age helmets, spandex
> (especially in gaudy colors) ..... they all draw stares and gazes

because

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....
> are you ready for this? .... because they're unusual.

OK...whatever.

But, would you start a new thread in this newsgroup (which is, after all,
dedicated to cycling) just to point out the "strange sighting" you had of

a

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guy wearing cycling clothes, and riding a bike in your town?

The more I think about it, the more I think Maggie is really just a
troll...if she's not, she's terminally clueless, or lacks all ability to
communicate effectively.

Think more in terms of her being the sole poster to "alt.support.cycling"

Works for me.

Ron

That's a good way of looking at it. After her mea culpa this morning, I've
decided she is probably not a troll.

Well, not a malignant troll. Obviously she enjoys stirring up conversation, not
a bad thing.

Ron

Michael said:

While I don't do "centuries" (wassat anyway? Hunnert feet?) or scores or even
decades, I do a fair amount of spinning (500-600 miles/year) for a guy of my age
and weight. I have no axe to grind with any cyclist, by any stretch of the
imagination. But in my neck o' the woods only the kind of folk who ride, say,
500 miles/week wear spandex. Clips; spiffy space age helmets, spandex
(especially in gaudy colors) ..... they all draw stares and gazes because ....
are you ready for this? .... because they're unusual.

Ok, where is your neck of the woods?

You say you do a fair amount of spinning for someone yuour age and
weight. Well, if you are over 75, then you do alright. If you are
anywhere under 65, you don't do much. Aand what is this "weight"? If
you are overweight, have you considered riding a whole lot more, with
the idea of losing some of it?

Actually, what determines the type of wear, is not annual miles, but
per ride miles. And that varies, depending upon the rider.

Life is Good!
Jeff

psycholist said:

I'll ride the way I want to ride and wear what I want to wear when I'm
doing it.

Do your momma know you wear them pants?

*wink*

I'm a fellow southerner, and folks don't seem to notice anymore, but in
the eighties, clacking into a general store wearing my Diadora slot cleats
and (gasp) light blue lycra (discussed in an older thread, bad bad idea),
and the other accoutrement of cycling was a bit on the embarrassing side...

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Bob said:

Damn, guy! Four paragraphs to respond to what was I'm sure, even though
you don't quote it, Maggie's playful teasing?
On the subject of shaved legs and lycra let's be honest, ok? Some
people (I don't think Maggie is among them but it really doesn't matter
even if she is) DO question the sexual orientation of any male that not
only wears spandex but also shaves his legs. So what? Personally
speaking, the day I start giving a rat's ass about what people think of
me is the day I'll leave law enforcement and join the fire department.
Everybody likes those guys. ;-)

Regards,
Bob Hunt

Bob,
On this I am with you. Shaving one's legs or any other part of the anatomy
is a waste of time and causes more itching than it is worth.
I know you are going to have fun with this confession but last summer when
I took a lot of kids on group rides they kept complaining that I was too
hairy when I took my shirt off on the really hot days. I wanted some tan
was the main reason, but some of my younger 'fashion police' got me to
trim my chest hair and even shave a spot down the middle.
Your turn to laugh here.
It turned out to be a complete waste of time although they thought I
looked buff for 56, but I itched for about a month until all the hair grew
back.
Moral #1. Don't shave body parts unless there is a really good reason.
Moral #2. Never listen to kids advising you to do something silly.
Moral #3. Try not to let your wife she it or she will be ROTFL.
Bill Baka

If you're into cycling and do any racing, shaving serves two purposes.
First, if you race, you're going to crash. Cleaning road rash is SERIOUSLY
easier and less painful without having to deal with hair. (Voice of
experience.) Second, massage is more effective and feels much better
without hair getting pulled. (Again, voice off experience.)

If you don't race and train and get massage and all that, you don't know.

I do know plenty of people who don't race and who don't take massage who
still shave their legs because they're trying to fit in with the cyclists
they hang with and/or they aspire to become racers, etc. I don't see
anything wrong with it.

You folks who are so judgemental about this stuff ought to be more concerned
with stuff like people who drive and talk on cell phones, people who drink
and drive, drug addicts ... serious stuff. I suspect what's really in play
here is that y'all are too insecure, too overweight, too unsure about your
own sexuality ... stuff like that. So you try to belittle folks who don't
have those hangups and who have no problem wearing lycra and shaving their
legs because it makes you feel better about your own shortcomings.

Love,
Dr. Phil (NOT!)

--
Bob C.

"Of course it hurts. The trick is not minding that it hurts."
T. E. Lawrence (of Arabia)