The heck with Gatorade!

Sorni said:

Here's my new secret weapon:

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.....I have nothing to add, other than I need to get a beverage proof keyboard.

Sorni says:

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Here's my new secret weapon:

So THAT's what Travis was talking about.....

"Sorni" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

Here's my new secret weapon:

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Funny ... that's what some soldiers are doing to punk ass Iraqi's.

My little brother told me about this one (he's serving there). Take a Gatorade bottle, fill it up
half way with lemonade, the other half with [censored]. Put the bottle back into the cooler (this is key).
Once it's nice and cool, give it to some jerk.

C.Q.C.

Sorni said:

Here's my new secret weapon: engrish.comengrish.comOpen ↗ (Nov. 28-30 selection.) Bill "can you tell I'm
killing time deciding about a ride this morning?" S.

I used to work at a computer store for Chinese people. On my first day, it was suggested that I
"Derete some fires". I had no clue what he said...

Oh, and we used a "grue gun" for gruing ribbon cables in place when we were going to ship a
computer. Does anybody remember what a "grue gun" is for shooting?

It is very dark... You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.
--
Rick Onanian

Q.' LostVideos-AT-hotmail.com said:

"Sorni" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

Here's my new secret weapon:

engrish.comengrish.comOpen ↗

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<snip>

Funny ... that's what some soldiers are doing to punk ass Iraqi's.

My little brother told me about this one (he's serving there). Take a Gatorade bottle, fill it up
half way with lemonade, the other half with [censored]. Put the bottle back into the cooler (this is
key). Once it's nice and cool, give it to some jerk.

C.Q.C.

I just hope that these weapons of micturition can be located and destroyed before they wreak their
collosal payload.

RE/

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Put the bottle back into the cooler (this is key). Once it's nice and cool, give it to some jerk.

That seems kind of foolishly mean.

Now: if he could work it out so that somebody *stole* it......
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PeteCresswell

Q. said:

My little brother told me about this one (he's serving there). Take a Gatorade bottle, fill it up
half way with lemonade, the other half with [censored]. Put the bottle back into the cooler (this is
key). Once it's nice and cool, give it to some jerk.

C.Q.C.

"Winning hearts and minds the Rumsfeld way."

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Lynn Wallace xmission.com~lawallOpen ↗ "We should not march into Baghdad. ... Assigning young
soldiers to a fruitless hunt for a securely entrenched dictator and condemning them to fight in what
would be an unwinnable urban guerilla war, it could only plunge that part of the world into ever
greater instability." George Bush Sr. in his 1998 book "A World Transformed"

In rec.bicycles.misc Rick Onanian <[email hidden]> wrote:
: It is very dark... You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

dungeon! zork! infocom! i have all of those, still. the language they wrote 'em in was kinda cool
(MDL, aka Inform) .. a kind of precursor to Java (write once, byte code, run on an interpreter on
lots of platforms). activision sold all of the game files off for pretty cheap a few years back and
they made a comeback on palm pilots (you could get an Inform interpreter and play Zork III on your
pilot while waiting in line).

how cool is that?

there are interpreters for near any platform (frotz is one, iirc). people are still writing games
for inform. check Jailbait on I-0.
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david reuteler [email hidden]

Rick Onanian said:

Sorni said:

Here's my new secret weapon: engrish.comengrish.comOpen ↗ (Nov. 28-30 selection.) Bill "can you tell
I'm killing time deciding about a ride this morning?" S.

I used to work at a computer store for Chinese people. On my first day, it was suggested that I
"Derete some fires". I had no clue what he said...

Oh, and we used a "grue gun" for gruing ribbon cables in place when we were going to ship a
computer. Does anybody remember what a "grue gun" is for shooting?

It is very dark... You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

I used to work with a Japanese PhD. He could reproduce both R and L sounds perfectly, but was unable
to hear the difference. When he heard an unfamiliar word containing an R or L he had to ask me which
it was so that he could say it properly.

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Cheers, Bev
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Sign on restroom hand-dryer: "Push button for a message from your congressman."

Q. said:

My little brother told me about this one (he's serving there). Take a Gatorade bottle, fill it up
half way with lemonade, the other half with [censored]. Put the bottle back into the cooler (this is
key). Once it's nice and cool, give it to some jerk.

Definitely winning hearts and minds there...

Stephen Baker murmured while asleep:

Quoted message said:

"Q" says:

Quoted message said:

My little brother told me about this one (he's serving there). Take a Gatorade bottle, fill it up
half way with lemonade, the other half with [censored]. Put the bottle back into the cooler (this is
key). Once it's nice and cool, give it to some jerk.

And CNN wonders why Americans are not loved everywhere they go.....

back in the days of boom and bust in Wyoming, back in my oil field transplant days, there were lots
of stories goind around about some one who whizzed into an empty likker bottle for an upcoming
medical test, left it on the seat of their car and Lo! and behold.. it was stolen.. Pretty standard
Wyoming folklore. Rock Springs of course...

Penny

In article <[email hidden]>, myarse247 @hotmail.com says...

Quoted message said:

Q. said:

My little brother told me about this one (he's serving there). Take a Gatorade bottle, fill it
up half way with lemonade, the other half with [censored]. Put the bottle back into the cooler (this
is key). Once it's nice and cool, give it to some jerk.

Definitely winning hearts and minds there...

What the soildiers don't realize is that water coming out of the pipe in the wall, isn't water... so
it's all good.
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"Sorni" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

Here's my new secret weapon:

engrish.comengrish.comOpen ↗

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<snip>

Funny ... that's what some soldiers are doing to punk ass Iraqi's.

My little brother told me about this one (he's serving there). Take a Gatorade bottle, fill it up
half way with lemonade, the other half with [censored]. Put the bottle back into the cooler (this is
key). Once it's nice and cool, give it to some jerk.

You and your bro' are dickless [censored]. HTH.

Shaun aRe

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"Q." <LostVideos-AT-hotmail.com> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

"Sorni" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

Here's my new secret weapon:

engrish.comengrish.comOpen ↗

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<snip>

Funny ... that's what some soldiers are doing to punk ass Iraqi's.

My little brother told me about this one (he's serving there). Take a Gatorade bottle, fill it
up half way with lemonade, the other half with [censored]. Put the bottle back into the cooler (this
is key). Once it's nice and cool, give it to some jerk.

You and your bro' are dickless [censored]. HTH.

Shaun aRe

Is that possible? From and engineering standpoint I mean.
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On Tue, 02 Dec 2003 at 16:57 GMT, Chris Phillipo penned:

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In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden] says...

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You and your bro' are dickless [censored]. HTH. Shaun aRe

Is that possible? From and engineering standpoint I mean.

Well, they say the brain is the biggest erotic organ ...

Then again, considering the brainless activities that prompted Shaun's comments, maybe not.

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monique

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"Sorni" <[email hidden]> wrote
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> engrish.comengrish.comOpen ↗
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Funny ... that's what some soldiers are doing to punk ass Iraqi's.

My little brother told me about this one (he's serving there). Take a Gatorade bottle, fill it
up half way with lemonade, the other half

with

Quoted message said:

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[censored]. Put the bottle back into the cooler (this is key). Once it's

nice

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and cool, give it to some jerk.

You and your bro' are dickless [censored]. HTH.

Shaun aRe

Is that possible? From and engineering standpoint I mean.

Ask those brothers how they managed it.

Shaun aRe