On Tue, 1 Nov 2005 23:43:07 +0100, [email hidden] (Victor Sack)
Quoted message said:This is yet another shameless attempt to lessen, demean and denigrate
the high office and the revered, though naked and fallible, person of
the Head Trollop and to undermine the Head Trollop's true rights and
responsibilities, which, according to the original charter are nearly
limitless and only subject to The Cabal's control. The Head Trollop has
never been subject to decisions or pronouncements of any parochial
Circuits, being subject only to international laws laid down by The
Cabal. The Cabal, in turn, is a trans-, extra-, and
supra-jurisdictional entity with a grasp that is not only international
but universal and extends over every living and non-living subject or
object, including little green men and even Barb Schaller, a
self-confessed alien. It is, of course, subject to no earthly laws at
all, not even to the one resulting from the famous international case of
Trollops v. Rotten Vegetables that established the beetroot as the rfc's
official vegetable, beetroot kvas (fermented beetroot juice) as its
official drink, and Barb's Beety Beauty as its official jelly.
Okay, Vic, youse have completely crossed da line with da beets. Ain't
no way dat a self-respectin' Trollop is gonna endorse a <shudder>
beet. Damned things have the consistency of dense Jello, never mind
the <blecch> taste.
And if youse gotta resort to international and extraterrestial law
(Antonin Scalia will have youse head on a plate for dis, youse know),
youse is overreachin', pal. RFC and the Trollops are laws unto
themselves. Ain't no steenkin' Cabal/TINCers gonna dictate to no
Trollops. Please be talkin' to our lawyers at
http://www.cochranfirm.com/ and don't be talkin' no more smack to da
Trollops!
Dams, you kin have a nekkid moniker if youse want, but ain't no
steekin' Cabal/TINCers gonna force yer moniker change. <humph>
Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd
AAC(F)BV66.0748.CA
"If the soup had been as hot as the claret, if the claret had been as
old as the bird, and if the bird's breasts had been as full as the
waitress's, it would have been a very good dinner."
-- Duncan Hines
To reply, replace "spaminator" with "cox"