"Oh, you want to get creative with mini pumps? How about using them as a makeshift paperweight for your grandiose ideas? Because, let's be real, most of the time they're not doing their actual job of inflating tires. But seriously, if you can figure out how to MacGyver a mini pump into a bolt-tightening, derailleur-adjusting, tool-carrying Swiss Army knife, more power to you. Just don't expect the rest of us to trade in our trusty multi-tools anytime soon."