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  1. urc denizens might be interested to know that there is a cycling thread in The Archers at the
    moment. Previously the only cyclist in Ambridge was the slightly eccentric Linda Snell. Now she has
    been joined by Nigel Pargetter since his ban for drink driving. To his credit he has realised the
    benefits of cycling beyond his necessity and seems to have become a pro-cycling voice in the
    village. His business, Lower Loxley Inc., is setting up bike trails and buying in bikes to rent.
    Yesterday's episode, repeated today at 2pm and on Listen Again (bbc radio website somewhere) till
    7pm, featured a bet between Nigel and Tony (Archer) as to who could get to 'Jaxx Caff' quicker.
    Nigel won by using a cycle contraflow lane much to Tony's annoyance. Tony wasn't happy with the
    congestion and the parking charges and in addition Nigel stressed that the breakfast he had won from
    Tony would be burnt off more quickly because of the exercise he was getting.

    Just an everyday story of...

    Colin

  2. In message <MPG.192ea09d1494d548989a0a@localhost>, Colin Blackburn
    <[email hidden]> writes

    Quoted message said:

    urc denizens might be interested to know that there is a cycling thread in The Archers at
    the moment.

    Yes, I've been following this of and on. It's been quite entertaining, though not as much fun as a
    good bit of scandal.

    Quoted message said:

    Yesterday's episode, repeated today at 2pm and on Listen Again (bbc radio website somewhere)
    till 7pm,

    Actually you can listen to any of the previous 7 days episodes from the BBC Archers website (as well
    as read synopses of the previous episodes)

    <http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/archers/catch/index.shtml>

    --
    Chris French, Leeds

  3. Colin Blackburn said:

    urc denizens might be interested to know that there is a cycling thread in The Archers at
    the moment.

    But it's just the Archers, hardly a source of authoritative advice on farming matters. Give them a
    few weeks until they want another story line, and Jazzer will be nicking them, Kenton scaring the
    horses by drunken cycling and Alice will be struck permanently dumb after falling off Whilst Not
    Wearing A Helmet.

  4. Andy Dingley said:

    But it's just the Archers, hardly a source of authoritative advice on farming matters.

    Watch out! That's verging on treason... ;-)

    Pete.
    --
    Peter Clinch University of Dundee Tel 44 1382 660111 ext. 33637 Medical Physics, Ninewells Hospital
    Fax 44 1382 640177 Dundee DD1 9SY Scotland UK net [email hidden]
    dundee.ac.uk~pjclinch

  5. Andy Dingley said:
    Colin Blackburn said:

    urc denizens might be interested to know that there is a cycling thread in The Archers at the
    moment.

    But it's just the Archers, hardly a source of authoritative advice on farming matters.

    They do use an agricultural consultant and in fairness they do lead with agri stories: organic
    production back in the mid-80s before anyone was interested; verroa & bees a year or so ago; genetic
    crops; etc.

  6. (Geordie accent) "Aor Norrr.. Nigel's ridden into the slurry pit. Someone had disconnected his
    Shimano V-brakes...".

    Heh heh heh... only 29 to go......

    Lighting blue touch-paper and retiring,

    Peter.

  7. al_Mossah said:

    (Geordie accent) "Aor Norrr.. Nigel's ridden into the slurry pit. Someone had disconnected his
    Shimano V-brakes...".

    Heh heh heh... only 29 to go......

    Lighting blue touch-paper and retiring,

    Peter.

    Quoted message said:

    (Geordie accent)


    Are you implying a romantic connection between Nigel and his sister-in-law?

  8. "Tenex" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    al_Mossah said:

    (Geordie accent) "Aor Norrr.. Nigel's ridden into the slurry pit. Someone had disconnected his
    Shimano V-brakes...".

    Heh heh heh... only 29 to go......

    Lighting blue touch-paper and retiring,

    Peter.

    Quoted message said:

    (Geordie accent)


    Are you implying a romantic connection between Nigel and his sister-in-law?

    Is there anyone in the Archers that hasn't tupped every other member ?

    all that fresh air I suppose

    Albert

  9. al_Mossah said:

    (Geordie accent)

    Geordie !? She's from Prudhoe !

    Quoted message said:

    "Aor Norrr..

    (I love that accent. It's like Charlotte Green in a stottie)

  10. Andy Dingley said:
    al_Mossah said:

    (Geordie accent)

    Geordie !? She's from Prudhoe !

    Quoted message said:

    "Aor Norrr..

    (I love that accent. It's like Charlotte Green in a stottie)

    OK what's a stottie?

    ... and why does Charlotte Green have this effect on everyone? She's not much to look at
    news.bbc.co.uk1791140.stm

  11. In "]news:[email hidden], albert fish
    <[email hidden]> typed:

    Quoted message said:


    Is there anyone in the Archers that hasn't tupped every other member ?

    You mean Joe Grundy and Lynda Snell are...........OhhhhNoooh!

    Tony

    --
    raven-family.comraven-family.com

    "All truth goes through three steps: First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed.
    Finally, it is accepted as self-evident." Arthur Schopenhauer

  12. On Fri, 16 May 2003 15:36:21 GMT,

    Tenex said:


    ... and why does Charlotte Green have this effect on everyone? She's not much to look at
    news.bbc.co.uk1791140.stm


    Because on radio the pictures are so much better.

    Regards,

    Tim.

    --
    God said, "div D = rho, div B = 0, curl E = - @B/@t, curl H = J + @D/@t," and there was light.

    tjw.hn.orgtjw.hn.org locofungus.btinternet.co.uklocofungus.btinternet.co.uk

  13. Tim Woodall said:

    On Fri, 16 May 2003 15:36:21 GMT,

    Tenex said:


    ... and why does Charlotte Green have this effect on everyone? She's not much to look at


    news.bbc.co.uk1791140.stm

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:


    Because on radio the pictures are so much better.

    Regards,

    Tim.

    Unquestionably. I particularly rate the colour reproducution.

  14. albert fish said:

    "Tenex" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    al_Mossah said:

    (Geordie accent) "Aor Norrr.. Nigel's ridden into the slurry pit. Someone had disconnected his
    Shimano V-brakes...".

    Heh heh heh... only 29 to go......

    Lighting blue touch-paper and retiring,

    Peter.

    Quoted message said:

    (Geordie accent)


    Are you implying a romantic connection between Nigel and his sister-in-law?

    Is there anyone in the Archers that hasn't tupped every other member ?

    Heheheh, I used to be in 'The Archers' ... many many years ago, from about 1974 to about 1978 ish ..
    though i wasn't 'tupping' anyone then .. I was still partly at school .. 😉

    --

    Completed 1666 Seti work units in 12694 hours setiathome.ssl.berkeley.edusetiathome.ssl.berkeley.edu

  15. Quoted message said:

    Heheheh, I used to be in 'The Archers' ... many many years ago, from about 1974 to about 1978 ish
    .. though i wasn't 'tupping' anyone then .. I was still partly at school .. 😉

    Your character was who?

  16. Tenex said:

    OK what's a stottie?

    Bread bun/bap/roll - varies in size but typically 8 inches x 1.5. Just the thing for holding half a
    pound of bacon, a couple of eggs and tin of tomatoes.

    Pete

  17. "Pete" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Tenex said:

    OK what's a stottie?

    Bread bun/bap/roll - varies in size but typically 8 inches x 1.5. Just the thing for holding half
    a pound of bacon, a couple of eggs and tin of tomatoes.

    Pete

    from the verb 'to stott' I presume ?

    to lob, throw or otherwise cause to violently impact one thing against another.

    eg "suh ah [censored] stotted it reet off is heed"

    Quoted message said:

    Just the thing for holding half a pound of bacon, a couple of eggs and tin of tomatoes.

    that would certainly stott ones stomach on impact :-)

    Albert

  18. Colin Blackburn said:

    Just an everyday story of...

    I was at a CTC event recently and a woman there was wearing a T-shirt with "dum di dum di dum di
    dum" on it - needless to say I spotted the meaning immediately :-)

    Guy
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  19. In "]news:[email hidden], Just zis Guy, you know?
    <[email hidden]> typed:

    Quoted message said:


    I was at a CTC event recently and a woman there was wearing a T-shirt with "dum di dum di dum di
    dum" on it - needless to say I spotted the meaning immediately :-)

    You need one of these: archersanarchists.co.ukorder.htm

    Tony

    --
    raven-family.comraven-family.com

    "All truth goes through three steps: First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed.
    Finally, it is accepted as self-evident." Arthur Schopenhauer

  20. Tony Raven said:

    You need one of these: archersanarchists.co.ukorder.htm

    Heh! Maybe I do at that.

    Guy
    ===
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    dynamic DNS permitting)
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    work. Apologies.

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