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  1. {Thank God for Duct Tape}

    Today's "Coastal 40" turned in to an impromptu metric century (plus a
    little), and at the farthest point from home -- the Oceanside Pier -- I hear
    a dull crack and feel something slip. Oh-oh, broken frame? Seatpost?
    Nope, the saddle shell broke at the front rail bracket holder thingy,
    causing the whole saddle body to come off the rails. D'oh.

    Kris asked a passing tradesman if he had any duct tape, and within 4-5
    minutes we were back on our way south. It came off the rails (in the back)
    a couple more times, but(t) remained attached at least so I could keep
    riding. Gingerly. Duct tape rules.

    All things considered, it could have been a lot worse...

    Bill "I even found the receipt" S.

    {Incredibly lame and boring pic available by request. Names of those who
    sink so low will be revealed.}

  2. Bill Sornson said:

    {Thank God for Duct Tape}

    Today's "Coastal 40" turned in to an impromptu metric century (plus a
    little), and at the farthest point from home -- the Oceanside Pier -- I hear
    a dull crack and feel something slip. Oh-oh, broken frame? Seatpost?
    Nope, the saddle shell broke at the front rail bracket holder thingy,
    causing the whole saddle body to come off the rails. D'oh.

    Kris asked a passing tradesman if he had any duct tape, and within 4-5
    minutes we were back on our way south. It came off the rails (in the back)
    a couple more times, but(t) remained attached at least so I could keep
    riding. Gingerly. Duct tape rules.

    All things considered, it could have been a lot worse...

    Bill "I even found the receipt" S.

    {Incredibly lame and boring pic available by request. Names of those who
    sink so low will be revealed.}

    Now that's dedication or something...

  3. Jorg Lueke said:
    Bill Sornson said:

    {Thank God for Duct Tape}

    Today's "Coastal 40" turned in to an impromptu metric century (plus a
    little), and at the farthest point from home -- the Oceanside Pier
    -- I hear a dull crack and feel something slip. Oh-oh, broken
    frame? Seatpost? Nope, the saddle shell broke at the front rail
    bracket holder thingy, causing the whole saddle body to come off the
    rails. D'oh.

    Kris asked a passing tradesman if he had any duct tape, and within
    4-5 minutes we were back on our way south. It came off the rails
    (in the back) a couple more times, but(t) remained attached at least
    so I could keep riding. Gingerly. Duct tape rules.

    All things considered, it could have been a lot worse...

    Bill "I even found the receipt" S.

    {Incredibly lame and boring pic available by request. Names of
    those who sink so low will be revealed.}

    Now that's dedication or something...

    Nah, just homing instinct. (Or something.)

    Bill "for me to take a 35-mile* cab ride, I'd have to be half dead" S.

    *apex of ride

  4. Bill Sornson said:

    {Thank God for Duct Tape}

    Today's "Coastal 40" turned in to an impromptu metric century (plus a
    little), and at the farthest point from home -- the Oceanside Pier -- I hear
    a dull crack and feel something slip. Oh-oh, broken frame? Seatpost?
    Nope, the saddle shell broke at the front rail bracket holder thingy,
    causing the whole saddle body to come off the rails. D'oh.

    Kris asked a passing tradesman if he had any duct tape, and within 4-5
    minutes we were back on our way south. It came off the rails (in the back)
    a couple more times, but(t) remained attached at least so I could keep
    riding. Gingerly. Duct tape rules.

    All things considered, it could have been a lot worse...

    Bill "I even found the receipt" S.

    {Incredibly lame and boring pic available by request. Names of those who
    sink so low will be revealed.}

    As Red Green has said many times, "Time for the handyman's secret
    weapon- duct tape.", or as I like to say, "If you can't glue it, weld
    it, screw it, bolt it, braze it, staple it or nail it- use duct tape."
    I'd guess most posters here have put duct tape to lots of uses but I
    wonder if any have actually used it on ductwork. I don't believe I
    ever have.

    Regards,
    Bob Hunt

  5. Bob said:
    Bill Sornson said:

    {Thank God for Duct Tape}

    Today's "Coastal 40" turned in to an impromptu metric century (plus a
    little), and at the farthest point from home -- the Oceanside Pier
    -- I hear a dull crack and feel something slip. Oh-oh, broken
    frame? Seatpost? Nope, the saddle shell broke at the front rail
    bracket holder thingy, causing the whole saddle body to come off the
    rails. D'oh.

    Kris asked a passing tradesman if he had any duct tape, and within
    4-5 minutes we were back on our way south. It came off the rails
    (in the back) a couple more times, but(t) remained attached at least
    so I could keep riding. Gingerly. Duct tape rules.

    All things considered, it could have been a lot worse...

    Bill "I even found the receipt" S.

    {Incredibly lame and boring pic available by request. Names of
    those who sink so low will be revealed.}

    As Red Green has said many times, "Time for the handyman's secret
    weapon- duct tape.", or as I like to say, "If you can't glue it, weld
    it, screw it, bolt it, braze it, staple it or nail it- use duct tape."
    I'd guess most posters here have put duct tape to lots of uses but I
    wonder if any have actually used it on ductwork. I don't believe I
    ever have.

    Heh. I have a stove fan vent thing (an ACTUAL DUCT) that is loose and I've
    never bothered to tape it closed. However, I've only lived here 15 years
    now, so any day now...

    BS (well, yeah!)

  6. Bob said:

    As Red Green has said many times, "Time for the handyman's secret
    weapon- duct tape.", or as I like to say, "If you can't glue it, weld
    it, screw it, bolt it, braze it, staple it or nail it- use duct tape."
    I'd guess most posters here have put duct tape to lots of uses but I
    wonder if any have actually used it on ductwork. I don't believe I
    ever have.

    I don't think I ever laughed harder at Red than the time when he had
    an actual duct that needed attaching to something. He stood there and
    scratched his head and couldn't think of a way to do it, and I just about
    fell out of my chair.

    Bill

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  7. Bill Sornson said:

    {Thank God for Duct Tape}

    Today's "Coastal 40" turned in to an impromptu metric century (plus a
    little), and at the farthest point from home -- the Oceanside Pier -- I hear
    a dull crack and feel something slip. Oh-oh, broken frame? Seatpost?
    Nope, the saddle shell broke at the front rail bracket holder thingy,
    causing the whole saddle body to come off the rails. D'oh.

    Kris asked a passing tradesman if he had any duct tape, and within 4-5
    minutes we were back on our way south. It came off the rails (in the back)
    a couple more times, but(t) remained attached at least so I could keep
    riding. Gingerly. Duct tape rules.

    All things considered, it could have been a lot worse...

    True, true. Riding standing up gets old after the first couple miles.
    I use a two bolt seat post now (the seat bolt is what broke for me), and
    I hope my saddle will hold out.

    Mine unfortunately did not lend itself to a duct tape solution.

    --
    Dane Buson - [email hidden]
    "Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an
    altruistic motive. Has any act of selfishness ever equalled
    the carnage perpetrated by disciples of altruism?" -Ayan Rand

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