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Tequila+Coker= bent cranks

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  1. Yesterday I managed to mangle one of the cranks on my
    Coker. It all started with too many Margaritas Friday night
    and then sticking with my plans to go Cokering (with a
    hangover) Saturday morning. I met with Matt & Joe for our
    bi-monthly 9 a.m. ride and knew when I first mounted the
    Coker that it was going to be an interesting ride. I
    managed to go about 50 feet before my first UPD. I
    remounted and rode another 1.4 miles before the Coker shot
    out from under me while making a turn and smashed into a
    curb, bending the left crank so badly that it wouldn't even
    clear the frame🙁 I had 2 choices, give up and carry the
    Coker back to the car or find something to bend the crank
    back into a rideable shape. I found a short piece of metal
    rebar and wedged it between the crank and frame and managed
    to bend the crank enough to clear the frame. By this time,
    I had sweated out enough alcohol that I felt ready to
    continue the ride. We proceeded along the Mission Trails
    and I managed only one more UPD before the turn-around
    point. This time me and the Coker both came out without a
    scratch. On the return trip, I finally started to feel near-
    human again and only UPD'd once as I tried to negotiate my
    way around a barrier on a wooden bridge. All in all, the
    ride actually ended up being my most successful Coker ride
    with only 3 UPD's in hust under 13 miles.

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  2. haha thats a pretty funny story, that sucks about the crank.
    Ive never tried to ride a unicycle while i was actually
    drunk. seems dangerous.

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  3. Jayne, you party animal! My kinda girl!!

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  4. digigal1 said:

    *Jayne, you party animal! My kinda girl!! *

    That's me - old enough to know better, young enough
    not to care!

    Jayne

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  5. riding drunk isn' too tough, as long as your a competant
    rider. It's preddy fun too. I haven't tried any trilas or
    street but just cruisin around is a blast.

    Logan AUUUUUUUU

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  6. I don't plan on getting drunk, but I think it would be fun to try riding
    drunk. 🙂

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  7. johnfoss said:

    Un-bending a crank while it's on the unicycle carries
    some risk.

    Apart from the hub issue, I'd also be worried about the
    frame that Kenny used for reaction force.

    Klaas Bil - Newsgroup Addict
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    on the English weight system

  8. Rayden said:

    *I don't plan on getting drunk, but I think it would be
    fun to try riding drunk. 🙂 *

    Trust me, it is. I think the highest hop on my new MUni has
    been when I was drunk. Yup, cleared the keg (sideways) that
    got me into the stooper on the second and third try. After
    that, I learned how much fun drunk keg rolling can be.

    Daniel

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    there ain't enough body armor in the country for me to try that. -- Ken
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  9. Klaas Bil said:
    *On Mon said:

    Un-bending a crank while it's on the unicycle carries
    some risk.

    Apart from the hub issue, I'd also be worried about the
    frame that Kenny used for reaction force.

    Klaas Bil - Newsgroup Addict
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    *

    I was very careful as to my leverage points. The worst
    results were scratched "Big One" stickers

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  10. Jayne ZA said:


    KENNY - you are HOW OLD and you STILL haven't figured out
    how to avoid hangovers?

    Before you go to bed drink as much water as you can
    manage. ...I know this method has some flaws ....

    Uurgh! Jane you obviously do not know what it is to have a
    prostate 😄

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  11. Here's a pic of Joe, myself and Matt after that ride

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  12. This is me and Matt on the Mission Trail alongside the San
    Antonio River

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