So I returned to my favorite cable-equipped downtown place (they
have Cinzano posters on the walls!) to watch yesterday's stage.
Highlights:
--Commercial showing downtown pedestrians suddenly becoming inspired to
exercise. Guy delivering water, abruptly starts pumping the jugs up and
down. Group at a crosswalk assume track racer starting positions, then
take off. The whole premise is kinda weird, and the taskmaster somewhat
resembles that TdF guy with the yellow wardrobe, except for one thing:
where's the bike?
--The bit where they're "trying to interview Levi Leipheimer" but he
won't slow down is pretty cute. Specialized spent the bucks on this
one.
--Best one: a teenage kid is out riding. No team kit, but a windbreaker
and jeans. And a helmet, but it doesn't appear to be the star of the
spot. He's out in pastoral country (riding to school?) and...passes
some motor homes and lawnchairs...and there are spectators ringing
cowbells and cheering him on!
Chopper shot: he rides over his name painted on the road!
MICHAEL
MICHAEL MICHAEL
MICHAEL MICHAEL
MICHAEL MICHAEL
He turns the corner, and there's...the Devil jumping up and down and
yelling at him! (All those years of freelance sidelining, and Didi
finally nailed him a paying gig.)
Ends in a small town, with the kid pulling up next to an adult
cyclist who collects his helmet back. "Giro: worn by the best riders in
the world."
--Someone very badly needs to create a TdF fantasy camp with teams,
chase cars, feeding stations, names painted on the road, the whole bit.
The Aquarel quadrupus. The Devil. (All those Santas sit around all
summer. Put 'em to work.) Podium ceremony. Spectators. Flag-waving
crazed spectators. Video'ed and voice-overed for a slight extra charge.
Maybe there's someone with some Tour experience who would have the
free time, and the name recognition, to implement this.
--I'd sign up in a minute. Even if it were held in Nebraska. Hell, I'd
show up to be a crazed flag-waving racer-chasing spectator!
--The stage was pretty boring except for the flashback to '03. They
showed: the impromptu cyclo-cross (went by real fast!), the Musette
Bag, the ITT dehydration, and finally the podium.
--I have got to get down to the local TREKlery to win me a LiveSTRONG
laptop.
--Karen M.