1st place was Lance Armstrong...
We know he's a doper. He's out.
2. Ivan Basso
He's in Team CSC, which disqualifies him as is. And was named in the
Fuentes affair. So he's out.
3. Jan Ullrich
Hijo Rudicio. After the DNA test, he'll be out as well.
4. Francisco Mancebo
He's Spanish, which is a gimme. And implicated in the Fuentes affair
also. He's gone.
5. Alexander Vinokourov
Already kicked out of the tdf. Next.
6. Levi Leipheimer
Hmm. That leaves 6th place Levi Leipheimer as the rightful winner of
the 2005 Tour de France. Congrats Levi! Despite all the jokes and
disrespect, you were the best clean rider last year.
-Tezel
PS: I'm not even kidding.