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  1. "nancree" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    The following swans are protected by the U.S. , via the Wild Bird
    Protected Act:
    Swan, Trumpeter, Cygnus buccinator*
    Tundra, Cygnus columbianus*
    Whooper, Cygnus cygnus
    ---------------
    But this poster, Terje Tange, is a TROLL, --probably the same one who
    yesterday posted that nasty potato dish, with lime, anchovies, saffron,
    chocolate, etc.

    Nancree

    <http://www.dgif.virginia.gov/hunting/regulations/waterfowl/waterfowl_seasons.asp#Tundra_Swan>

    You can hunt swan in Virginia.

    Ms P

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  2. "Doug Kanter" wrote in message >

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    Troll slowly for this species, being careful not to drag your lures across
    those of other anglers fishing in the area.......


    Hmmm. I'm having a problem with one swan feeding 10 people for dinner.

    Dora

  3. ms_peacock said:

    <http://www.dgif.virginia.gov/hunting/regulations/waterfowl/waterfowl_seasons.asp#Tundra_Swan>

    You can hunt swan in Virginia.

    And you can shoot fish...
    <http://www.dgif.state.va.us/fishing/rivers/clinch_river/fishing_outlook.html>

    Only one other state permits that.

    Pastorio

  4. "Ophelia" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    "Margaret Suran" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Terje Tange said:

    Can anybody please help me?
    I have a swan, what shall I do to make it eatable. I have invited 10 for
    dinner.

    What do you suggest?

    Terje Tange


    I always thought that swans are protected and may not be eaten in the
    USA. Am I wrong? Does someone know?

    I don't know about USA but in Britain all swans belong to the Queen


    I think he's posting from Norway.

    MoM

  5. "Ophelia" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    I don't know about USA but in Britain all swans belong to the Queen

    The there are the ones reserved for the Oxford Dons..

    David

  6. "Bob (this one)" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:
    ms_peacock said:

    <http://www.dgif.virginia.gov/hunting/regulations/waterfowl/waterfowl_seasons.asp#Tundra_Swan>

    You can hunt swan in Virginia.

    And you can shoot fish...
    <http://www.dgif.state.va.us/fishing/rivers/clinch_river/fishing_outlook.html>

    Only one other state permits that.

    Pastorio

    Actually, I saw some guys shooting fish here in upstate NY. They said they
    can do anything they want "....cause we're here on the res, dude!" (the
    reservation)

    But, I know what you mean....

  7. "Terje Tange" <[email hidden]> wrote in
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    Can anybody please help me?
    I have a swan, what shall I do to make it eatable. I have invited 10 for
    dinner.

    What do you suggest?

    Terje Tange

    Have you considered making a SwaTurDucKen
    Debone:

    1 Chicken
    1 Duck
    1 Turkey
    1 Swan

    Stuff the hen as you will.
    Stuff the Hen into the Duck.
    Stuff the Duck into the Turkey
    Stuff the Turkey into the Swan.

    Bring a 45 gallon drum of peanut oil to a rolling boil.
    Drop the SwaTurDucKen in and fry the bejeezus out of it.

    Seriously though you might want to consult someone in
    the SCA. I gather swan was served in period.

    IBM

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  8. Ian said:

    Have you considered making a SwaTurDucKen
    Debone:

    1 Chicken
    1 Duck
    1 Turkey
    1 Swan

    Stuff the hen as you will.
    Stuff the Hen into the Duck.
    Stuff the Duck into the Turkey
    Stuff the Turkey into the Swan.

    Bring a 45 gallon drum of peanut oil to a rolling boil.
    Drop the SwaTurDucKen in and fry the bejeezus out of it.

    You can fit a quail inside the chicken, too, making a SwaTurDuChiQuail.

    Bob

  9. Terje Tange said:

    Can anybody please help me?
    I have a swan, what shall I do to make it eatable. I have invited 10 for
    dinner.

    What do you suggest?


    Begin by removing the feathers....

  10. "sf" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:
    Terje Tange said:

    Can anybody please help me?
    I have a swan, what shall I do to make it eatable. I have invited 10 for
    dinner.

    What do you suggest?


    Begin by removing the feathers....

    Then, maybe the guts.

  11. Quoted message said:

    have a swan, what shall I do to make it eatable

    Bend its neck, and stuff it up your bum. ;-D

  12. "Bob Terwilliger" <virtualgoth@die_spammer.biz> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:
    Ian said:

    Have you considered making a SwaTurDucKen
    Debone:

    1 Chicken
    1 Duck
    1 Turkey
    1 Swan

    Stuff the hen as you will.
    Stuff the Hen into the Duck.
    Stuff the Duck into the Turkey
    Stuff the Turkey into the Swan.

    Bring a 45 gallon drum of peanut oil to a rolling boil.
    Drop the SwaTurDucKen in and fry the bejeezus out of it.

    You can fit a quail inside the chicken, too, making a SwaTurDuChiQuail.

    Bob

    Tuck the whole thing into an ostrich and we've got the OstSwaTurDuChiQuail.

  13. "Wayne Boatwright" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    On Tue 25 Oct 2005 01:20:02p, Ophelia wrote in rec.food.cooking:

    Quoted message said:


    "Margaret Suran" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    Terje Tange wrote:
    > Can anybody please help me?
    > I have a swan, what shall I do to make it eatable. I have invited
    > 10
    > for dinner.
    >
    > What do you suggest?
    >
    >
    > Terje Tange
    I always thought that swans are protected and may not be eaten in
    the
    USA. Am I wrong? Does someone know?

    I don't know about USA but in Britain all swans belong to the Queen

    Does she eat them?

    Nope

  14. "notbob" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Ophelia said:

    I don't know about USA but in Britain all swans belong to the Queen

    So, what's her recipe?

    I said she owns them, I didn't say she eats them🙂)

  15. Dave Smith said:


    And when Liz dies that kid with the big ears gets to be Queen.

    No Honey, the young hottie gets to KING me!

    -L.

  16. On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 19:21:54 GMT, "Terje Tange" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Can anybody please help me?
    I have a swan, what shall I do to make it eatable. I have invited 10 for
    dinner.

    What do you suggest?

    Terje Tange


    The only recipe for swan in any of my cookbooks is for a swan
    casserole.

    Personally, I would treat it as duck or turkey and roast it, giving it
    a fairly long slow cooking time (or keeping an eye on it and testing
    it for doneness). I'm sure it would taste lovely.

    I have no idea how much fat is in a swan, but if there's a lot, pierce
    it numerous times under the skin, being careful not to pierce the
    meat, so fat releases on cooking. Drain the fat as it cooks. Stuff it
    with a bread and herb-based stuffing. Serve with gravy and roast
    veges.

    However, simply because I have a recipe (untried), here's the
    directions for:

    SWAN CASSEROLE
    The New Zealand Women's Weekly Cookbook (1973)

    breast and legs of a swan
    milk
    2 rashers bacon
    1 oz butter
    1 clove garlic, crushed
    1 onion, chopped
    1 tsp salt
    1 tbsp brown sugar
    1/2 cup dry sherry
    1 1/2-2 cups water
    4 oz mushrooms, sliced

    Skin swan and remove the pieces required. Place in a dish and pour
    milk over them. Leave overnight, turning occasionally.
    Lift out meat and pat dry.
    When ready to make casserole, first fry bacon in a hot pan.
    Place cooked bacon in ovenproof casserole dish.
    Add butter to the bacon fat in pan.
    Fry garlic and onion without colouring, then place in casserole.
    Brown pieces of swan, add to casserole.
    Sprinkle salt and sugar over meat.
    To the pan drippings, add sherry and water and bring to boil.
    Pour over meat.
    Cover casserole and bake 325-350F for 1 1/2 hours.
    Scatter mushrooms on top and bake uncovered an extra 15 mins or till
    meat is tender.

  17. "-L." <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Dave Smith said:


    And when Liz dies that kid with the big ears gets to be Queen.

    No Honey, the young hottie gets to KING me!

    Btw that kid with the big ears is nearly 60!

  18. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Ophelia said:

    "-L." <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:


    Dave Smith said:


    And when Liz dies that kid with the big ears gets to be Queen.

    No Honey, the young hottie gets to KING me!

    Btw that kid with the big ears is nearly 60!

    Good gawds..... has it really been THAT long? <sigh>
    No wonder Ms. horse face is cheating on him.
    --
    Om.

    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

  19. "OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    Ophelia said:

    "-L." <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:


    Dave Smith wrote:
    >
    > And when Liz dies that kid with the big ears gets to be Queen.

    No Honey, the young hottie gets to KING me!

    Btw that kid with the big ears is nearly 60!

    Good gawds..... has it really been THAT long? <sigh>
    No wonder Ms. horse face is cheating on him.

    LOL nooooooooooo Ms horse face was cheating WITH him and they are now
    married

  20. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Ophelia said:

    "OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    Ophelia said:

    "-L." <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    >
    > Dave Smith wrote:
    >>
    >> And when Liz dies that kid with the big ears gets to be Queen.
    >
    > No Honey, the young hottie gets to KING me!

    Btw that kid with the big ears is nearly 60!

    Good gawds..... has it really been THAT long? <sigh>
    No wonder Ms. horse face is cheating on him.

    LOL nooooooooooo Ms horse face was cheating WITH him and they are now
    married

    There was a gossip column circulating the other day that, now that she
    is married to him, she's cheating on him too. ;-)

    Figures. Anyone that is going to be unfaithful with a married man is
    unlikely to have the morals to stay monogamous once married???

    Cheers!
    --
    Om.

    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

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