Suicide via cheese

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How many pounds of cheese would one have to shove up one's ass before
it kills you?

Six. Start now and let us know how you make out.

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I have a few questions about killing yourself with cheese.

How many pounds of cheese would one have to shove up one's ass before
it kills you?

Which cheese would be most effective in causing rectal-cheese toxicity?

Would it be possible to recycle the cheese afterwards, and send it to
Africa to feed several villages of starving blacks for years?

Thanks in advance.

All your questions depend on how big an [censored] you have.

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Quoted message said:

I have a few questions about killing yourself with cheese.

How many pounds of cheese would one have to shove up one's ass before
it kills you?

Which cheese would be most effective in causing rectal-cheese toxicity?

Would it be possible to recycle the cheese afterwards, and send it to
Africa to feed several villages of starving blacks for years?

Thanks in advance.

It would take many many pounds since you seem to be a large [censored].

Stavo dormendo su un bancale di lambro quando il post di Classix mi
desto'

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How many pounds of cheese would one have to shove up one's ass

before

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it kills you?

For the amount, other posters already said all.

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Which cheese would be most effective in causing rectal-cheese
toxicity?

Gorgonzola or strachitunt. Also, don't forget Castelmagno.
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Vilco
Think pink, drink rose'

depends on your blood type and if the cheese is oxidized or not.

what you need is a well aged blue cheese. i suggest a roquefort.
roquefort papillon is something i always recommed. since those may run
a bit expensive, you might want to substitute it with a gorgonzola.
definitely stay away from soft, creamy cheeses like explorateur or
d'affinois. for directions and amounts you have to contact the
manufacturers directly.

Classix said:

I have a few questions about killing yourself with cheese.

How many pounds of cheese would one have to shove up one's ass before
it kills you?

Which cheese would be most effective in causing rectal-cheese
toxicity?

Would it be possible to recycle the cheese afterwards, and send it to
Africa to feed several villages of starving blacks for years?

Thanks in advance.

Well, if you take a classical cheese from Limburg, you might try to get hit
by it and get a shock, so you might die of that.

Open a door and put the cheese on it. Ignore it and go into a different
room. After a while the cheese will smell horribly, and you want to have a
look what causes this smell. You open the door completely, and the cheese
falls down on your head and you will die of a shock.

SCNR

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Ha ha ;-)

There was an old trick in high school. Take a piece of Limburg cheese
and drop it down a school mate's window defroster vent in his car. I
won't tell you what would happen after that ;-)

Travel to the UK. Go to a branch of Kwik Save. Stand by the meat
counter and inhale naturally. The bottom of the barrel meat there has
been in and out of the freezer so many times that you will soon croak.
This does beg the question of how the assistants survive, and I can
only imagine that they are either genentically modified clones or are
undead. It would be uncharitable to add, 'they certainly act it', so I
won't.

Soho's Neon Glow said:

Ha ha ;-)

There was an old trick in high school. Take a piece of Limburg cheese
and drop it down a school mate's window defroster vent in his car. I
won't tell you what would happen after that ;-)

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I have a few questions about killing yourself with cheese.

How many pounds of cheese would one have to shove up one's ass before
it kills you?

Which cheese would be most effective in causing rectal-cheese toxicity?

Would it be possible to recycle the cheese afterwards, and send it to
Africa to feed several villages of starving blacks for years?

Thanks in advance.

All your questions depend on how big an [censored] you have.

*Are* rather than *have* I would say.

',;~}~

Shaun aRe

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what you need is a well aged blue cheese. i suggest a roquefort.
roquefort papillon is something i always recommed. since those may run
a bit expensive, you might want to substitute it with a gorgonzola.
definitely stay away from soft, creamy cheeses like explorateur or
d'affinois. for directions and amounts you have to contact the
manufacturers directly.

Roquefort is by far my favourite ewes milk cheese, and probably my second
favourite blue cheese, with quality, very well matured (until it's almost
spreadable), Stilton being number one.

IOW, I BLOODY LOVE ROQUEFORT!

',;~}~

Shaun aRe

Shaun aRe said:

Roquefort is by far my favourite ewes milk cheese,

Mine too, much better than ram's milk cheese

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Shaun aRe said:

Roquefort is by far my favourite ewes milk cheese,

Mine too, much better than ram's milk cheese

Ram's cheese... um, wouldn't that be like head cheese.

Soho's Neon Glow said:

Ha ha ;-)

There was an old trick in high school. Take a piece of Limburg cheese
and drop it down a school mate's window defroster vent in his car. I
won't tell you what would happen after that ;-)

Oh dear oh dear oh dear - who might survive this? ;-)

Vera

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All your questions depend on how big an [censored] you have.

*Are* rather than *have* I would say.

',;~}~

Shaun aRe

Both. (-;

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Travel to the UK. Go to a branch of Kwik Save. Stand by the meat
counter and inhale naturally. The bottom of the barrel meat there

has

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been in and out of the freezer so many times that you will soon

croak.

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This does beg the question of how the assistants survive, and I can
only imagine that they are either genentically modified clones or are
undead. It would be uncharitable to add, 'they certainly act it', so

I

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won't.

LMAO it just sounds too funny right now. i have no idea why.

on the subject of bad smell, cheese, and UK: anyone read "Three men in
a boat" by Jerome K. Jerome? anyone?

Laila said:

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Travel to the UK. Go to a branch of Kwik Save. Stand by the meat
counter and inhale naturally. The bottom of the barrel meat there

has

Quoted message said:

been in and out of the freezer so many times that you will soon

croak.

Quoted message said:

This does beg the question of how the assistants survive, and I can
only imagine that they are either genentically modified clones or

are

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

undead. It would be uncharitable to add, 'they certainly act it',

so

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I

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won't.

LMAO it just sounds too funny right now. i have no idea why.

on the subject of bad smell, cheese, and UK: anyone read "Three men

in

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a boat" by Jerome K. Jerome? anyone?

I did. It was very funny, IMO. I also read "Three Men on the Bummel" by
the same author. It's about a bicycling trip to Germany, and is also
hilarious (surprisingly enough).

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All your questions depend on how big an [censored] you have.

*Are* rather than *have* I would say.

',;~}~

Shaun aRe

Both. (-;

No [censored] ',;~}~

Shaun aRe

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Shaun aRe said:

Roquefort is by far my favourite ewes milk cheese,

Mine too, much better than ram's milk cheese

LOL! Don' you go tell me now that you ever tried milkin' one them thangs?
Heheheh... ',;~}~

Shaun aRe
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