Strange Wonder Bread Question

"jamesbond" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Does anyone know how to eat 1 peice of Wonder Bread in exactly 60
seconds?

I've been told it's impossible....

That's correct....it is impossible to eat 1 "peice" of Wonder Bread.

Dave

Cute!..... but...no seriously.....I have a running bet with someone -
I need to win the bet. help!.... thanks

"jamesbond" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Cute!..... but...no seriously.....I have a running bet with someone -
I need to win the bet. help!.... thanks

toast it - lightly butter - lightly sprinkle w/cinnamon and sugar.
Teri

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I can't add anything... or drink anything to help me.... Have to eat it
plain.

roll it up into a ball--or into 2 balls--
~N~

On 11 Jan 2006 17:38:57 -0800, "jamesbond" <[email hidden]>

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Cute!..... but...no seriously.....I have a running bet with someone -
I need to win the bet. help!.... thanks

You can't do anything in _exactly_ 60 seconds.

-sw

On 11 Jan 2006 16:21:51 -0800, "jamesbond" <[email hidden]>

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Does anyone know how to eat 1 peice of Wonder Bread in exactly 60
seconds?

I've been told it's impossible....

They went out of business last year.

modom

On Wed, 11 Jan 2006 21:09:44 -0600, modom <[email hidden]>

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On 11 Jan 2006 16:21:51 -0800, "jamesbond" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Does anyone know how to eat 1 peice of Wonder Bread in exactly 60
seconds?

I've been told it's impossible....

They went out of business last year.

Looks like they shut down some regional bakeries, but it's still
alive.

H.E.B stores sell white bread as good or better than Wonder Bread
for $.59/loaf (whole wheat for $.69, and other varieties, mostly
under $1).

I wonder why I'd spend $2.59 for Wonder Bread?

-sw

This is an old bar trick, but I have never heard of it with only one piece
of bread - usually the amount is 3 or 4 pieces. Moreover, it works with
just about any bread. It can be done, but out of the 20 times I have seen
people try (and there was alcohol involved) only 2 could actually eat three
pieces in 60 seconds.

Try it for yourself. Buy a loaf of bread.

Quoted message said:

Does anyone know how to eat 1 peice of Wonder Bread in exactly 60 seconds?

Quoted message said:

I have a running bet with someone - I need to win the bet. help!

First, stop running it makes eating a whole lot easier. (boddaboom!)

Unless there are lots o' money involved in this bet, just eat the damn
thing and lose if you can't do it in 60-seconds.
A sure-fire way to win is to shove it up your... nevermind. Kev

On 11 Jan 2006 18:06:28 -0800, "jamesbond" <[email hidden]>

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I can't add anything... or drink anything to help me.... Have to eat it
plain.

This is a common bar bet, but I've seen it done with 9 saltines. It's
impossible because you run out of saliva.

serene, who has tried it with the saltines, but not the bread

Steve Wertz said:

I wonder why I'd spend $2.59 for Wonder Bread?

-sw

Agree, I wouldn't take it if it were free.