Say Hey:
In view of outstanding detective work, filing written reports to
various government agencies here and abroad, tracking down physical
addresses of individuals etc. It has been founded that recommendation
be submitted to the Royal Thai Tourist Bureau in Chiang Mai, Thailand.
Steve Kramer who holds a position as tourist volunteer poiice officer
be promoted to that of 2nd grade volunteer tourist detective. However,
due to present shortages of volunteers he is to remain at his normal
duty post within the Anusan market (night bazaar) tracking down stray
dogs, tourists and recommending currency exchange booths and nearby
s*it houses for those in need. And for those in need **Steve Kramer
will become a friend indeed.
**Steve Kramer - A word of caution! Stevie has been known to hang
around s*it houses with a loaded camera and has recently been sighted
hanging around public toilets at Chiang Mai University on his off duty
hours.
5555 Yee-Haw !!