On 6 Nov 2003 05:07:03 -0800, [email hidden] (Xerxes409)
Quoted message said:Quick question:
Can working speakers near someone's head for a long period of time be dangerous? When I go to
sleep, I frequently have white noise or "fuzz" playing on small (computer-style) speakers very
close to my head. Could this be harmful, or am I just being paranoid?
Xerxes409
Dangerous you ask?
Heck, you are lucky to still have ears. Get your head too close to speakers playing that high
powered electronic music the kids listen to these days, and your head can suddenly explode. This has
been happening more and more lately.
Also, consider the magnetism in those speakers. Unless the speaker pair is EXACTLY the same distance
from your head on both sides, and the speakers themselves have EXACTLY the same density of
magnetism, your brain may be permanently distorted from magnetic warpage.
If the brain warps too far to one side of the head, the other side of your body will become
paralized.