Sorta OT but has food so maybe not

~patches~ said:

Ok, it is snowing to beat all hell out and the roads are a mess and have
been since the morn. We had to go to a funeral so here is the ob food -
they had the nicest sandwiches I've had at a funeral in I don't know how
long and we've been to several this past year. Seriously these were
nice sandwiches made on multigrain bread then sprinkled with what I
think was parsley. They really looked nice as well as tasted good.

Plain parsley sprinkled on plain bread... you call that a sandwich... I
ain't eating at your place. Your sandwiches remind me of The Emperor's
New Clothes... everyone munching away going yummm, everyone too polite
or ascared to mention there ain't nuthing but a pinch of grass clipping
in those sandwiches. Nekid sandwiches... ahahahahahaha!

PussyKatz replied to ~patches~:

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they had the nicest sandwiches I've had at a funeral in I don't know how
long and we've been to several this past year. Seriously these were
nice sandwiches made on multigrain bread then sprinkled with what I
think was parsley. They really looked nice as well as tasted good.

Plain parsley sprinkled on plain bread... you call that a sandwich... I
ain't eating at your place. Your sandwiches remind me of The Emperor's
New Clothes... everyone munching away going yummm, everyone too polite
or ascared to mention there ain't nuthing but a pinch of grass clipping
in those sandwiches. Nekid sandwiches... ahahahahahaha!

Reading "nice sandwiches made on multigrain bread then sprinkled with what I
think was parsley" implies that sandwiches -- you know, sandwiches WITH a
sandwich filling -- were made on multigrain bread, then those sandwiches
were sprinkled with parsley. In fact, the sentence pretty explicitly says
that the parsley was on the OUTSIDE of the sandwich. I'm sure that there
was a variety of sandwich fillings.

Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit, is it? Neither is writing or
cooking. Far as I can tell, you don't do ANYTHING well. I *have* been
getting a kick out of the chat line recently though: You really should visit
sometime and just stick around long enough to see the "Topic" line.

(You don't need to actually stick around and chat. You're not really
welcome, being a loser and all.)

Bob

censored The rOOb Twirlinger said:

PussyKatz replied to ~patches~:

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they had the nicest sandwiches I've had at a funeral in I don't know how
long and we've been to several this past year. Seriously these were
nice sandwiches made on multigrain bread then sprinkled with what I
think was parsley. They really looked nice as well as tasted good.

Plain parsley sprinkled on plain bread... you call that a sandwich... I
ain't eating at your place. Your sandwiches remind me of The Emperor's
New Clothes... everyone munching away going yummm, everyone too polite
or ascared to mention there ain't nuthing but a pinch of grass clipping
in those sandwiches. Nekid sandwiches... ahahahahahaha!

Reading "nice sandwiches made on multigrain bread then sprinkled with what I
think was parsley" implies that sandwiches -- you know, sandwiches WITH a
sandwich filling -- were made on multigrain bread, then those sandwiches
were sprinkled with parsley. In fact, the sentence pretty explicitly says
that the parsley was on the OUTSIDE of the sandwich. I'm sure that there
was a variety of sandwich fillings.

Hmmm...you're "sure"...but were you "there"...???

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Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit, is it? Neither is writing or
cooking. Far as I can tell, you don't do ANYTHING well. I *have* been
getting a kick out of the chat line recently though: You really should visit
sometime and just stick around long enough to see the "Topic" line.

(You don't need to actually stick around and chat. You're not really
welcome, being a loser and all.)

[censored] old boy you have GOT to do better than that, if you were on a
vaudeville stage people would be yelling "Get the HOOK...!!!"...

--
Best
Greg

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Plain parsley sprinkled on plain bread... you call that a sandwich...

Yes- like Sheldon, I go to funerals for the great mile-high sandwiches
they serve.

Most likely caterd by Sodway® (boddaboom!)

ok... that was bad. Kev

Greg Moron said:

[censored] old boy you have GOT to do better than that, if you were on a
vaudeville stage people would be yelling "Get the HOOK...!!!"...

No, I don't have to do "better" than that. Your mention of a vaudeville
setting is irrelevant, since I never had vaudeville aspirations. By the way,
1895 says hi.

Bob

censored Terwilliger said:

Greg Moron said:

[censored] old boy you have GOT to do better than that, if you were on a
vaudeville stage people would be yelling "Get the HOOK...!!!"...

No, I don't have to do "better" than that. Your mention of a vaudeville
setting is irrelevant, since I never had vaudeville aspirations. By the way,
1895 says hi.

Sophie Tucker would NEVER hire you for her act, [censored]...

--
Best
Greg

Bob Terwilliger said:

Goomba38 said:

yet your insecurity forces you to keep spinning wheels convincing people
about your intellect? Why are you so jealous of him? Why don't you ignore
him and stop talking about yourself long enough for others to decide if
you're worth reading?

Looks like your adulation of [censored] Katz forced you to overlook the fact that
[censored] DRAGGED Bob Pastorio into this topic. There was an exchange between
[censored] and me, and then [censored] wrote some dull-witted comparison between Bob
Pastorio and me.

Why are you so passionate in your defense of [censored]? Are you his sock
puppet, or are you just a stupid [censored] who needs some sense [censored]-slapped
into her?

Bob

Here's my view on this thing since shecky was replying to me and I
wouldn't have seen it had one of you not included his comments in your
post. I get a certain satisfaction seeing someone else bash shecky BUT
only on those really bad "PMS, someone needs to die" days. Otherwise, I
find the whole thing boring. You guys aren't going to win unless you kf
and ignore the snot out of the little begger. What you will get though
is people getting bored and a little ticked off at the constant nonsense
to the point they will kf you. I like both your posts and sometimes
they make me laugh but you guys both really need to just ignore shecky.
He honestly isn't worth the time of day, and that is on the best of
days! Carry on 🙂

"Bob Terwilliger" <virtualgoth@die_spammer.biz> wrote in message
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Looks like your adulation of [censored] Katz forced you to overlook the fact

that

Quoted message said:

[censored] DRAGGED Bob Pastorio into this topic. There was an exchange between
[censored] and me, and then [censored] wrote some dull-witted comparison between Bob
Pastorio and me.

Ummmm...'cause yer both named "Bob?" Waitaminnit -
fer Chirssakes, would you look at that? I AM, TOO!
Geezus, this place is really starting to creep me out...

Bob "I Think We're All Bobs On This Bus" M.

"Bob Myers" <[email hidden]> wrote

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Ummmm...'cause yer both named "Bob?" Waitaminnit -
fer Chirssakes, would you look at that? I AM, TOO!
Geezus, this place is really starting to creep me out...

Bob "I Think We're All Bobs On This Bus" M.

It's gotten so's you can't swing a kat around here without
hitting a Bob.

Of course, the Bobs usually deserve it, but that's
another story.

nancy

Nancy Young said:

"Bob Myers" <[email hidden]> wrote

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Ummmm...'cause yer both named "Bob?" Waitaminnit -
fer Chirssakes, would you look at that? I AM, TOO!
Geezus, this place is really starting to creep me out...

Bob "I Think We're All Bobs On This Bus" M.

It's gotten so's you can't swing a kat around here without
hitting a Bob.

Of course, the Bobs usually deserve it, but that's
another story.

Swingin' Kats, you say...? Swingin'...?

Hmmm

Pastorio (this one as opposed to that one and that one)

"Bob (this one)" <[email hidden]> wrote

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Nancy Young wrote:

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It's gotten so's you can't swing a kat around here without
hitting a Bob.

Of course, the Bobs usually deserve it, but that's
another story.

Swingin' Kats, you say...? Swingin'...?

Well, we have so many Kat's here, I thought it was a good
match. I think they might swing, too.

nancy

Bob (this one) said:

You are an amazing diagnostician. Have I told you that before? Your
perceptivity is nothing short of, well, astonishing. I mean there are
few people who can tie their own actual shoes who could match your
brilliance and discernment. Or wish to.

Still think it should be "Putzikatz".
---
JL

Nancy Young said:

"Bob (this one)" <[email hidden]> wrote

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Nancy Young wrote:

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It's gotten so's you can't swing a kat around here without
hitting a Bob.

Of course, the Bobs usually deserve it, but that's
another story.

Swingin' Kats, you say...? Swingin'...?

Well, we have so many Kat's here, I thought it was a good
match. I think they might swing, too.

Reminds me of that time in Istanbul. The Countess was wearing her
ermines, summer be damned, and, because it was so hot that time of year,
very little else. We went off to a small party at a large villa perched
on the side of a hill above the city, lights gleaming on the matched
hills in the distance looking like an iridescent breastplate from some
mythical warrior amazon.

The Countess flirted with every man in the room, twisting this way to
seem to be listening more intently, but actually letting the front of
her ermines pull away from her lush curves. She had that unerring sense
of timing and body-sense of an accomplished courtesan, just letting the
lapels open so far and no more, darkness and shadow effective
concealment. Men staring in the vain hope they'd see into those Stygian
depths. Those ermines, tiny black tails against a sea of white, she
called her cats. Or it could have been Kats; who knew what her native
language was?

She shimmered against the too-solid world that was the former
Constantinople, almost gossamer in her perfection, right and
unreachable. One night, consumed with her new-found jazz imagery, she
said in her musical accent, "Dahling, let us, as you Americans say,
sving. And ve vill take my kats for a spin around zis burg" And sving we
did.

The Countess was a real svinger. She and her kats.

Pastorio

"Nancy Young" <[email hidden]> wrote in news:dnvf5b$7op$1
@news.monmouth.com:

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"Bob Myers" <[email hidden]> wrote

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Bob "I Think We're All Bobs On This Bus" M.

It's gotten so's you can't swing a kat around here without
hitting a Bob.

Of course, the Bobs usually deserve it, but that's
another story.

nancy

The Bobs might, but what about the poor cat.....

Rhonda Anderson
Cranebrook, NSW, Australia