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  1. I was out on the bike this afternoon. It was a thoroughly glorious day, even
    the wind was warm. Loads of newborn lambs in fields, primroses blooming in
    the verges and I saw a stag with three hinds resting in a field. They were
    totally unconcerned by large woman in fluorescent Lycra pootling by.

    On way back home, cycling through a village I was overtaken by a fit young
    man on a mountain bike. Serious stuff - he was sipping from his camelbak and
    had his head down - he was pedalling hard. My cheery "afternoon" was
    ignored. Fit young blokes on MTBs, going fast whilst sipping from their
    Camelbak are not going to acknowledge the existance of the middle-aged woman
    in Lycra on a tourer with mudguards, pannier rack & Brooks cotton duck
    saddlebag.

    Fit young bloke started to zoom off, and I thought "B*gg*r it, I've lost
    weight, I wonder if I can catch him?" So I set off. I caught him within a
    100 yards or so and sailed past him. As I did so, I offered a cheery
    "Afternoon. There's life in the old girl yet." and zoomed off in front of
    him. It was only much further on when I had to stop for traffic that he came
    by me - and only because he went illegal by going on the pavement at speed
    (pavement = footpath on this side of the pond and cycling on the pavement is
    illegal). I don't do pavements. Must admit, I enjoyed myself immensely
    overtaking the fit young bloke. Makes the weight loss worthwhile :-)

    Cheers, helen s

  2. wafflycat said:

    I was out on the bike this afternoon. It was a thoroughly glorious


    day, even

    Quoted message said:

    the wind was warm. Loads of newborn lambs in fields, primroses


    blooming in

    Quoted message said:

    the verges and I saw a stag with three hinds resting in a field. They


    were

    Quoted message said:

    totally unconcerned by large woman in fluorescent Lycra pootling by.

    On way back home, cycling through a village I was overtaken by a fit


    young

    Quoted message said:

    man on a mountain bike. Serious stuff - he was sipping from his


    camelbak and

    Quoted message said:

    had his head down - he was pedalling hard. My cheery "afternoon" was
    ignored. Fit young blokes on MTBs, going fast whilst sipping from


    their

    Quoted message said:

    Camelbak are not going to acknowledge the existance of the


    middle-aged woman

    Quoted message said:

    in Lycra on a tourer with mudguards, pannier rack & Brooks cotton


    duck

    Quoted message said:

    saddlebag.

    Fit young bloke started to zoom off, and I thought "B*gg*r it, I've


    lost

    Quoted message said:

    weight, I wonder if I can catch him?" So I set off. I caught him


    within a

    Quoted message said:

    100 yards or so and sailed past him. As I did so, I offered a cheery
    "Afternoon. There's life in the old girl yet." and zoomed off in


    front of

    Quoted message said:

    him. It was only much further on when I had to stop for traffic that


    he came

    Quoted message said:

    by me - and only because he went illegal by going on the pavement at


    speed

    Quoted message said:

    (pavement = footpath on this side of the pond and cycling on the


    pavement is

    Quoted message said:

    illegal). I don't do pavements. Must admit, I enjoyed myself


    immensely

    Quoted message said:

    overtaking the fit young bloke. Makes the weight loss worthwhile :-)

    Cheers, helen s

    YOU GO GIRLFRIEND!!!!! GOOD FOR YOU!!!! Show those young blokes a
    thing or two. I'm proud of you. Chalk one up for middle aged women.
    All good things,
    Maggie

  3. "Maggie" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    YOU GO GIRLFRIEND!!!!! GOOD FOR YOU!!!! Show those young blokes a
    thing or two. I'm proud of you. Chalk one up for middle aged women.
    All good things,
    Maggie

    I think I got him via the surprise factor. He'd got past the old bird and he
    just wasn't expecting the old bird to catch him up :-)

    Cheers, helen s

  4. "wafflycat" wrote

    Quoted message said:

    I think I got him via the surprise factor. He'd got past the old bird and


    he

    Quoted message said:

    just wasn't expecting the old bird to catch him up :-)

    Cheers, helen s


    Doesn't matter if you got him via the surprise factor, you got him.
    Nicely done.
    --
    mark

  5. wafflycat wafflesATv21netDOTcoDOTuk said:

    "Maggie" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    YOU GO GIRLFRIEND!!!!! GOOD FOR YOU!!!! Show those young blokes a
    thing or two. I'm proud of you. Chalk one up for middle aged women.
    All good things,
    Maggie

    I think I got him via the surprise factor. He'd got past the old bird
    and he just wasn't expecting the old bird to catch him up :-)

    You know how tight tops affect young fit blokes? You must be lookin good! 🙂

  6. "Roger Zoul" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    You know how tight tops affect young fit blokes? You must be lookin good!
    🙂

    Why thank you sweetie, but as yet, I only have that effect on those with
    defective eyesight. In a few months time though, it might be different ;-)

    Cheers, helen s

  7. "mark" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:


    Doesn't matter if you got him via the surprise factor, you got him.
    Nicely done.
    --
    mark


    Thanks :-) I am insprired to get out on the bike again and go fityoungbloke
    hunting - all for a purely platonic shock to their systems :-)

    Cheers, helen s

  8. In article <[email hidden]>,

    wafflycat' wafflesATv21netDOTcoDOTuk said:

    "Roger Zoul" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    You know how tight tops affect young fit blokes? You must be lookin good!
    🙂

    Why thank you sweetie, but as yet, I only have that effect on those with
    defective eyesight. In a few months time though, it might be different ;-)

    Cheers, helen s

    Give em what for, Shelia!

    HAND

  9. wafflycat said:


    I was out on the bike this afternoon. It was a thoroughly glorious day, even
    the wind was warm. Loads of newborn lambs in fields, primroses blooming in
    the verges and I saw a stag with three hinds resting in a field. They were
    totally unconcerned by large woman in fluorescent Lycra pootling by.

    On way back home, cycling through a village I was overtaken by a fit young
    man on a mountain bike. Serious stuff - he was sipping from his camelbak and
    had his head down - he was pedalling hard. My cheery "afternoon" was
    ignored. Fit young blokes on MTBs, going fast whilst sipping from their
    Camelbak are not going to acknowledge the existance of the middle-aged woman
    in Lycra on a tourer with mudguards, pannier rack & Brooks cotton duck
    saddlebag.

    Fit young bloke started to zoom off, and I thought "B*gg*r it, I've lost
    weight, I wonder if I can catch him?" So I set off. I caught him within a
    100 yards or so and sailed past him. As I did so, I offered a cheery
    "Afternoon. There's life in the old girl yet." and zoomed off in front of
    him. It was only much further on when I had to stop for traffic that he came
    by me - and only because he went illegal by going on the pavement at speed
    (pavement = footpath on this side of the pond and cycling on the pavement is
    illegal). I don't do pavements. Must admit, I enjoyed myself immensely
    overtaking the fit young bloke. Makes the weight loss worthwhile :-)

    Cheers, helen s

    I go to extraordinary lengths to keep myself aft of women bicyclists who are
    wearing Lycra.
    While getting around me might boost their self-image, being behind them
    definitely improves the scenery, from my vantage point. ;-)

  10. wafflycat said:


    Thanks :-) I am insprired to get out on the bike again and go
    fityoungbloke hunting - all for a purely platonic shock to their systems
    :-)

    Cheers, helen s

    Shocking! Predatory fit old bat bruising all those tender young
    egos--shame shame. That being said I get a certain amount of guilty
    pleasure breezing past similar types, usually on hills and thinking if
    not saying "you've been passed by a 59 year-old with an artificial hip."

    Mike

  11. "Mike McGuire" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    That being said I get a certain amount of guilty pleasure breezing past
    similar types, usually on hills and thinking if not saying "you've been
    passed by a 59 year-old with an artificial hip."

    Mike

    Nice one!

    Cheers, helen s

  12. Michael said:
    wafflycat said:


    I was out on the bike this afternoon. It was a thoroughly glorious


    day, even

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    the wind was warm. Loads of newborn lambs in fields, primroses


    blooming in

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    the verges and I saw a stag with three hinds resting in a field.


    They were

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    totally unconcerned by large woman in fluorescent Lycra pootling


    by.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:


    On way back home, cycling through a village I was overtaken by a


    fit young

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    man on a mountain bike. Serious stuff - he was sipping from his


    camelbak and

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    had his head down - he was pedalling hard. My cheery "afternoon"


    was

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    ignored. Fit young blokes on MTBs, going fast whilst sipping from


    their

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Camelbak are not going to acknowledge the existance of the


    middle-aged woman

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    in Lycra on a tourer with mudguards, pannier rack & Brooks cotton


    duck

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    saddlebag.

    Fit young bloke started to zoom off, and I thought "B*gg*r it, I've


    lost

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    weight, I wonder if I can catch him?" So I set off. I caught him


    within a

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    100 yards or so and sailed past him. As I did so, I offered a


    cheery

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    "Afternoon. There's life in the old girl yet." and zoomed off in


    front of

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    him. It was only much further on when I had to stop for traffic


    that he came

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    by me - and only because he went illegal by going on the pavement


    at speed

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    (pavement = footpath on this side of the pond and cycling on the


    pavement is

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    illegal). I don't do pavements. Must admit, I enjoyed myself


    immensely

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    overtaking the fit young bloke. Makes the weight loss worthwhile


    :-)

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:


    Cheers, helen s

    I go to extraordinary lengths to keep myself aft of women bicyclists


    who are

    Quoted message said:

    wearing Lycra.
    While getting around me might boost their self-image, being behind


    them

    Quoted message said:

    definitely improves the scenery, from my vantage point. ;-)

    This reminds me of the Seinfeld Episode where Kramer got the wrong
    license plate. It read "assman". I guess you are one too. ;-) Funny
    one.
    Maggie
    YADA YADA YADA

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