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  1. It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in a
    NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
    will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.

    Useless [censored] like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel, Kuota,
    Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek and
    Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who wants
    to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
    insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
    struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.

    Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the road.

    Holiday Cheers,
    Johnny [email hidden]

  2. Johnny NoCom said:

    It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in a
    NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
    will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.

    Useless [censored] like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel, Kuota,
    Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek and
    Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who wants
    to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
    insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
    struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.

    Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the road.

    Holiday Cheers,
    Johnny [email hidden]


    The very fact that a complete [censored] as yourself is speaking out
    for these is compelling to no end. This guy is like the Iwoan schmuck
    on bicycling.com's forums.
    F U C K O F F troll.

  3. Fred Marx said:
    Johnny NoCom said:

    It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in a
    NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
    will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.

    Useless [censored] like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel, Kuota,
    Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek and
    Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who wants
    to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
    insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
    struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.

    Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the road.

    Holiday Cheers,
    Johnny [email hidden]


    The very fact that a complete [censored] as yourself is speaking out
    for these is compelling to no end. This guy is like the Iwoan schmuck
    on bicycling.com's forums.
    F U C K O F F troll.

    And Fred........that is your name now? Wow a real "FRED!"

    Do you even ride? Oh don't answer, afterall we all know what "FRED'S"
    represent.

    Holiday Cheers to you too,

    Johnny [email hidden]

  4. Here's Jonny's Home page at the top of which are his sponsor links. I
    suggest that everyone send copies of his drivel to his sponsors and ask them
    how it is that they can sponsor such a dork.
    http://www.bentrideronline.com/

    My first five emails are on their way tonight. Happy Holidays, Jonny!

    "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Fred Marx said:
    Johnny NoCom said:

    It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in a
    NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
    will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.

    Useless [censored] like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel,
    Kuota,
    Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek
    and
    Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who wants
    to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
    insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
    struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.

    Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the
    road.

    Holiday Cheers,
    Johnny [email hidden]


    The very fact that a complete [censored] as yourself is speaking out
    for these is compelling to no end. This guy is like the Iwoan schmuck
    on bicycling.com's forums.
    F U C K O F F troll.

    And Fred........that is your name now? Wow a real "FRED!"

    Do you even ride? Oh don't answer, afterall we all know what "FRED'S"
    represent.

    Holiday Cheers to you too,

    Johnny [email hidden]

  5. "Useless [censored] like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel,
    Kuota,
    Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek
    and
    Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF."

    Johnny "Queen of the Flatlands" was never able to compete w/
    conventional bikes. So the big baby went out and bought the most
    expensive toy he could find and now spends his time playing w/ himself
    and insulting everyone else.
    Be careful what you wish for, Quennie Weenie. If the rest of us start
    riding nocoms, we'll undoubtedly leave you in the dust. I imagine you
    would fare below average--- like you would against uprights, in a world
    nocom racers. Then we'd start hearing from "Johnny Electric Motor".
    "Hey everone! No need to be upset cause you have to pedal to make your
    bike go. You can be like me, Johnny Electric Motor. I have the
    fastest......blah blah blah...."
    I think you know where you can stuff your NoCom Missle.

  6. I've just sent his post below to all of his links. Merry Christmas!

    "B. Lafferty" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Here's Jonny's Home page at the top of which are his sponsor links. I
    suggest that everyone send copies of his drivel to his sponsors and ask
    them how it is that they can sponsor such a dork.
    http://www.bentrideronline.com/

    My first five emails are on their way tonight. Happy Holidays, Jonny!

    "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Fred Marx said:

    Johnny NoCom wrote:
    > It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in
    > a
    > NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
    > will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
    >
    > Useless [censored] like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel,
    > Kuota,
    > Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek
    > and
    > Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who
    > wants
    > to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
    > insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
    > struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
    >
    > Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the
    > road.
    >
    > Holiday Cheers,
    > Johnny [email hidden]
    >
    >
    >
    The very fact that a complete [censored] as yourself is speaking out
    for these is compelling to no end. This guy is like the Iwoan schmuck
    on bicycling.com's forums.
    F U C K O F F troll.

    And Fred........that is your name now? Wow a real "FRED!"

    Do you even ride? Oh don't answer, afterall we all know what "FRED'S"
    represent.

    Holiday Cheers to you too,

    Johnny [email hidden]

  7. "B. Lafferty" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Here's Jonny's Home page at the top of which are his sponsor links. I
    suggest that everyone send copies of his drivel to his sponsors and ask


    them

    Quoted message said:

    how it is that they can sponsor such a dork.
    http://www.bentrideronline.com/

    There you go Jonny -- you've been forwarned.

  8. "B. Lafferty" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Here's Jonny's Home page at the top of which are his sponsor links. I
    suggest that everyone send copies of his drivel to his sponsors and ask
    them how it is that they can sponsor such a dork.
    http://www.bentrideronline.com/

    Actually, I'm glad you posted a link for another reason. I hadn't known
    Gardner Martin had passed away. He was an innovator in HPVs, a great
    competitor, and was always a class act around me. In my mind, he, along with
    Tim Brummer and Mick Burrows were the backbone of HPV creators in the early
    years of the IHPVA. He will be missed.

  9. Did you ever think that the guy is trolling and made up the e-mail address?
    As in, no association with bentrideronline.com? As in "johnny
    [email hidden]" (especially with the space between johnny and
    nocom) ain't legit, and hooked you like the fish you are?

    On 12/15/2004 06:06 PM, in article
    [email hidden], "B. Lafferty"

    Quoted message said:

    I've just sent his post below to all of his links. Merry Christmas!

    "B. Lafferty" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Here's Jonny's Home page at the top of which are his sponsor links. I
    suggest that everyone send copies of his drivel to his sponsors and ask
    them how it is that they can sponsor such a dork.
    http://www.bentrideronline.com/

    My first five emails are on their way tonight. Happy Holidays, Jonny!

    "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Fred Marx wrote:

    > Johnny NoCom wrote:
    >> It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in
    >> a
    >> NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
    >> will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
    >>
    >> Useless [censored] like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel,
    >> Kuota,
    >> Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek
    >> and
    >> Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who
    >> wants
    >> to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
    >> insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
    >> struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
    >>
    >> Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the
    >> road.
    >>
    >> Holiday Cheers,
    >> Johnny [email hidden]
    >>
    >>
    >>
    > The very fact that a complete [censored] as yourself is speaking out
    > for these is compelling to no end. This guy is like the Iwoan schmuck
    > on bicycling.com's forums.
    > F U C K O F F troll.

    And Fred........that is your name now? Wow a real "FRED!"

    Do you even ride? Oh don't answer, afterall we all know what "FRED'S"
    represent.

    Holiday Cheers to you too,

    Johnny [email hidden]

    --
    Steven L. Sheffield
    stevens at veloworks dot com
    veloworks at worldnet dot ay tea tee dot net
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    ess ay ell tea ell ay kay ee sea eye tee why you ti ay aitch
    aitch tee tea pea colon [for word] slash [four ward] slash double-you
    double-yew double-ewe dot veloworks dot com [foreword] slash

  10. "Steven L. Sheffield" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Did you ever think that the guy is trolling and made up the e-mail
    address?
    As in, no association with bentrideronline.com? As in "johnny
    [email hidden]" (especially with the space between johnny and
    nocom) ain't legit, and hooked you like the fish you are?

    It's possible, in which case they can all try to figure out who the dork
    really is.

  11. Steven L. Sheffield said:

    Did you ever think that the guy is trolling and made up the e-mail address?
    As in, no association with bentrideronline.com? As in "johnny
    [email hidden]" (especially with the space between johnny and
    nocom) ain't legit, and hooked you like the fish you are?

    HOT DOG! WE HAVE A WIENER! 😉

    The joke is on someone, but it is not "Johnny NoCom". 😉

    --
    Tom Sherman - Rock Island County Illinois
    Tetrahedral carbon lattices are not forever.

  12. B. Lafferty said:

    "Steven L. Sheffield" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Did you ever think that the guy is trolling and made up the e-mail
    address?
    As in, no association with bentrideronline.com? As in "johnny
    [email hidden]" (especially with the space between johnny and
    nocom) ain't legit, and hooked you like the fish you are?

    It's possible, in which case they can all try to figure out who the dork
    really is.

    Doesn't everyone know who Johnny NoCom is? 😉

    --
    Tom Sherman - Rock Island County Illinois
    Tetrahedral carbon lattices are not forever.

  13. Yo Tom,

    Though you may think you know who is the real Johnny NoCom, I'd bet you'd be
    wrong. There is only 2 people who know for sure.

    Try emailing them directly for the answer. Care to guess? And yes I WAS at
    the party.

    Holiday Cheers,
    Johnny [email hidden]

    Tom Sherman said:
    B. Lafferty said:

    "Steven L. Sheffield" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Did you ever think that the guy is trolling and made up the e-mail
    address?
    As in, no association with bentrideronline.com? As in "johnny
    [email hidden]" (especially with the space between johnny and
    nocom) ain't legit, and hooked you like the fish you are?

    It's possible, in which case they can all try to figure out who the dork
    really is.

    Doesn't everyone know who Johnny NoCom is? 😉

    --
    Tom Sherman - Rock Island County Illinois
    Tetrahedral carbon lattices are not forever.

  14. Tom Sherman said:
    Steven L. Sheffield said:

    Did you ever think that the guy is trolling and made up the e-mail address?
    As in, no association with bentrideronline.com? As in "johnny
    [email hidden]" (especially with the space between johnny and
    nocom) ain't legit, and hooked you like the fish you are?

    HOT DOG! WE HAVE A WIENER! 😉

    The joke is on someone, but it is not "Johnny NoCom". 😉

    --
    Tom Sherman - Rock Island County Illinois
    Tetrahedral carbon lattices are not forever.

    Could this all be a belated April Fools Event?

    Holiday Cheers,

    Johnny [email hidden]

  15. Leif said:

    "Useless [censored] like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel,
    Kuota,
    Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek
    and
    Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF."

    Johnny "Queen of the Flatlands" was never able to compete w/
    conventional bikes. So the big baby went out and bought the most
    expensive toy he could find and now spends his time playing w/ himself
    and insulting everyone else.
    Be careful what you wish for, Quennie Weenie. If the rest of us start
    riding nocoms, we'll undoubtedly leave you in the dust. I imagine you
    would fare below average--- like you would against uprights, in a world
    nocom racers. Then we'd start hearing from "Johnny Electric Motor".
    "Hey everone! No need to be upset cause you have to pedal to make your
    bike go. You can be like me, Johnny Electric Motor. I have the
    fastest......blah blah blah...."
    I think you know where you can stuff your NoCom Missle.

    Leafy,

    We already know what's up yours.

    Holiday cheers,

    Johnny [email hidden]

  16. Leif said:

    "Useless [censored] like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel,
    Kuota,
    Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek
    and
    Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF."

    Johnny "Queen of the Flatlands" was never able to compete w/
    conventional bikes. So the big baby went out and bought the most
    expensive toy he could find and now spends his time playing w/ himself
    and insulting everyone else.
    Be careful what you wish for, Quennie Weenie. If the rest of us start
    riding nocoms, we'll undoubtedly leave you in the dust. I imagine you
    would fare below average--- like you would against uprights, in a world
    nocom racers. Then we'd start hearing from "Johnny Electric Motor".
    "Hey everone! No need to be upset cause you have to pedal to make your
    bike go. You can be like me, Johnny Electric Motor. I have the
    fastest......blah blah blah...."
    I think you know where you can stuff your NoCom Missle.

    No need to get all upset Leif now that you have learned you own slow
    conventional [censored].
    My NoCom speed missile was not as expensive as your campy asshatchet
    frame. Sell that piece of junk you have on EBay and buy a NoCom. You will
    finally go faster than 24 mph with the sissys wearing kits in the
    asshatchet paceline.

    Lief if the rest of you start buying NoComs the cycling world will be a
    better place with fewer UCI overpriced slow dated useless tirangle frames
    on the road.

    And I NEVER need an electric motor like you do to pedal at 35 mph on the
    road. Asshatchet riders are too high up in the air to go 35 mph.

    "Passing on your left Leif"

    Holiday Cheers,
    Johnny [email hidden]

  17. B. Lafferty said:

    Here's Jonny's Home page at the top of which are his sponsor links.


    I

    Quoted message said:

    suggest that everyone send copies of his drivel to his sponsors and


    ask them

    Quoted message said:

    how it is that they can sponsor such a dork.
    http://www.bentrideronline.com/

    My first five emails are on their way tonight. Happy Holidays,


    Jonny!

    Quoted message said:


    "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Fred Marx said:

    Johnny NoCom wrote:
    > It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and


    invest in a

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet


    frame

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
    >
    > Useless [censored] like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt,


    Kestrel,

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > Kuota,
    > Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time,


    Trek

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > and
    > Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF.


    Who wants

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is


    an

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated


    junk

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
    >
    > Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down


    the

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > road.
    >
    > Holiday Cheers,
    > Johnny [email hidden]
    >
    >
    >
    The very fact that a complete [censored] as yourself is


    speaking out

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    for these is compelling to no end. This guy is like the Iwoan


    schmuck

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    on bicycling.com's forums.
    F U C K O F F troll.

    And Fred........that is your name now? Wow a real "FRED!"

    Do you even ride? Oh don't answer, afterall we all know what


    "FRED'S"

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    represent.

    Holiday Cheers to you too,

    Johnny [email hidden]

    B.Lafferty: This guy is not associated with BentRiderOnline. Who
    knows why he picked that organization to shmear.
    Slow Joe Recumbo

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:


  18. Frist day on the internet there B? Just because he _says_ that is his
    home page doesn't mean it is. Johnny doesn't like FOG's on bents any
    more than he likes conventional bikes. Nothing would delight him more
    than if you start harassing BROL. Get a clue.

  19. <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Frist day on the internet there B? Just because he _says_ that is his
    home page doesn't mean it is. Johnny doesn't like FOG's on bents any
    more than he likes conventional bikes. Nothing would delight him more
    than if you start harassing BROL. Get a clue.

    The clue is this. Lets see the bent community police the [censored], [censored].

  20. B. Lafferty said:

    <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Frist day on the internet there B? Just because he _says_ that is his
    home page doesn't mean it is. Johnny doesn't like FOG's on bents any
    more than he likes conventional bikes. Nothing would delight him more
    than if you start harassing BROL. Get a clue.

    The clue is this. Lets see the bent community police the [censored], [censored].

    This will be my first cross-posting and hopefully my last. But I want to
    tell everyone who might suspect that this "Johnny" has anything to do with
    'BentRider Online that he doesn't. Period. He has "spoofed" an email address.
    It is not a legitmate one.

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