Solving the bicycle problem

[Luke]

"Terry Morse" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Interesting new machine, inventor claims to solve the problems with
> the bicycle:
>
> 1. bicycles are slow,
> 2. saddles are bad.
>
> This new contraption:
>
> 1. is fast,
> 2. has no saddle.
>

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The bodyrite's claim to solve these purported 'problems' is dubious; but
that
it will create the following problems is certain:
a) navigitional difficulties in congested city streets
b)parking challenges -- forget about bodyrites on city sidewalks
c) how does one carry luggage/groceries?
d) hefty price tag - definitely greater than a diamond

Any others?

Luke

 

[nash]

"Luke" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "Terry Morse" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> Interesting new machine, inventor claims to solve the problems with
>> the bicycle:
>>
>> 1. bicycles are slow,
>> 2. saddles are bad.
>>
>> This new contraption:
>>
>> 1. is fast,
>> 2. has no saddle.
>>
>
> <snip>
>
> The bodyrite's claim to solve these purported 'problems' is dubious; but
> that
> it will create the following problems is certain:
> a) navigitional difficulties in congested city streets
> b)parking challenges -- forget about bodyrites on city sidewalks
> c) how does one carry luggage/groceries?
> d) hefty price tag - definitely greater than a diamond
>
> Any others?
>
> Luke
I wanna see them race a bunch on a velodrome. Since they are so fast. Did
he say something about being an Olympic Event?
I think for parades they might be okay. lol