So Who's Clean?

Well, there is Pantani as an example and a snippy comment about Museuuw is that his tires are not the only thing he glues on; so your theory about baldness may hold water. Where does this leave Horner and Rasmussen?

Whoever has been supplying Mayo owes a serious refund or a lot of future credits. Maybe he's been getting a placebo and is the only clean rider on the ProTour.

I'd like to personally assure everyone at cyclingforums.com that I, Harry, aka TCKlyde, am COMPLETELY clean.

Yes, it is true that my hemaocrit is currently at 93% and my blood has the viscosity of frozen molasses, but I'd like to point that I have a back-dated Doctor's note excusing this condition and that it is totally natural. Also, HBTT tests performed by corrupt L'Equipe reporters working for [censored] Pound have revealed the pressence of several other blood types in my samples. I would like to assure you all that this is the result of my vanishing quadruplets. See, I am one of four quadruplets in my mother's womb. The other three vanished, but fortunately they left me copious quantities of red blood cells before disappearing.

As to the recent outbreak of acne on my back, it's a left over condition from my childhood. The track marks runing up and down my arms are NOT -- as certain Spanish investigators are claiming -- evidence of EPO injections but IV marks from my recent blood donations to sick children.

And yes, Greg Lemond claims to have video footage of me snorting HGH off the stomach of a high class prostitute while attending an all night party with Jaja and Dr. Michele Ferrari. I want to assure you all that the footage is unclear and besides, I am pretty sure I would have remembered some guy with a camera. But who knows -- I had smoked a lot of pot belge that night.

Also, about that thing with the cow sacrifice and the Brazilian wild boar hormone, I just want to say that Frankie Andreau and his wife are big liars.

Finally, I want to scold you all for evening having the nerve to ask me about my doping practices. As a cyclist, I have a strong right to confidentiality, especially when it concerns me injecting dangerous quanites of artificial substances in my blood and then lying about it.

In fact, I am so offended that I may just have to cancel my 10 mile spin along the river tomorrow evening to protest. Then you'll be sorry, you L'Equipe-reading thugs.

tcklyde said:

I'd like to personally assure everyone at cyclingforums.com that I, Harry, aka TCKlyde, am COMPLETELY clean.

Yes, it is true that my hemaocrit is currently at 93% and my blood has the viscosity of frozen molasses, but I'd like to point that I have a back-dated Doctor's note excusing this condition and that it is totally natural. Also, HBTT tests performed by corrupt L'Equipe reporters working for [censored] Pound have revealed the pressence of several other blood types in my samples. I would like to assure you all that this is the result of my vanishing quadruplets. See, I am one of four quadruplets in my mother's womb. The other three vanished, but fortunately they left me copious quantities of red blood cells before disappearing.

Harry, that is the best posting I have ever read on any forum ever. Thank you!

As to the recent outbreak of acne on my back, it's a left over condition from my childhood. The track marks runing up and down my arms are NOT -- as certain Spanish investigators are claiming -- evidence of EPO injections but IV marks from my recent blood donations to sick children.

And yes, Greg Lemond claims to have video footage of me snorting HGH off the stomach of a high class prostitute while attending an all night party with Jaja and Dr. Michele Ferrari. I want to assure you all that the footage is unclear and besides, I am pretty sure I would have remembered some guy with a camera. But who knows -- I had smoked a lot of pot belge that night.

Also, about that thing with the cow sacrifice and the Brazilian wild boar hormone, I just want to say that Frankie Andreau and his wife are big liars.

Finally, I want to scold you all for evening having the nerve to ask me about my doping practices. As a cyclist, I have a strong right to confidentiality, especially when it concerns me injecting dangerous quanites of artificial substances in my blood and then lying about it.

In fact, I am so offended that I may just have to cancel my 10 mile spin along the river tomorrow evening to protest. Then you'll be sorry, you L'Equipe-reading thugs.

Harry, that is the best posting I have ever read on any forum ever, thanks! 😄

Apparently Rush Limbaugh has been caught "doping" again so he's off the list.

tcklyde said:

I'd like to personally assure everyone at cyclingforums.com that I, Harry, aka TCKlyde, am COMPLETELY clean.

Yes, it is true that my hemaocrit is currently at 93% and my blood has the viscosity of frozen molasses, but I'd like to point that I have a back-dated Doctor's note excusing this condition and that it is totally natural. Also, HBTT tests performed by corrupt L'Equipe reporters working for [censored] Pound have revealed the pressence of several other blood types in my samples. I would like to assure you all that this is the result of my vanishing quadruplets. See, I am one of four quadruplets in my mother's womb. The other three vanished, but fortunately they left me copious quantities of red blood cells before disappearing.

As to the recent outbreak of acne on my back, it's a left over condition from my childhood. The track marks runing up and down my arms are NOT -- as certain Spanish investigators are claiming -- evidence of EPO injections but IV marks from my recent blood donations to sick children.

And yes, Greg Lemond claims to have video footage of me snorting HGH off the stomach of a high class prostitute while attending an all night party with Jaja and Dr. Michele Ferrari. I want to assure you all that the footage is unclear and besides, I am pretty sure I would have remembered some guy with a camera. But who knows -- I had smoked a lot of pot belge that night.

Also, about that thing with the cow sacrifice and the Brazilian wild boar hormone, I just want to say that Frankie Andreau and his wife are big liars.

Finally, I want to scold you all for evening having the nerve to ask me about my doping practices. As a cyclist, I have a strong right to confidentiality, especially when it concerns me injecting dangerous quanites of artificial substances in my blood and then lying about it.

In fact, I am so offended that I may just have to cancel my 10 mile spin along the river tomorrow evening to protest. Then you'll be sorry, you L'Equipe-reading thugs.

😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄

nobody is clean.

Bradley Wiggins!!!

rocko said:

Harry, that is the best posting I have ever read on any forum ever, thanks! 😄

I'll second that. Exactly what I was looking for!!!

L

I took a shower this morning. That should at least get me into a spring classic...

Didi the devil, i'm pretty sure he is clean.

tcklyde said:

I'd like to personally assure everyone at cyclingforums.com that I, Harry, aka TCKlyde, am COMPLETELY clean.

Yes, it is true that my hemaocrit is currently at 93% and my blood has the viscosity of frozen molasses, but I'd like to point that I have a back-dated Doctor's note excusing this condition and that it is totally natural. Also, HBTT tests performed by corrupt L'Equipe reporters working for [censored] Pound have revealed the pressence of several other blood types in my samples. I would like to assure you all that this is the result of my vanishing quadruplets. See, I am one of four quadruplets in my mother's womb. The other three vanished, but fortunately they left me copious quantities of red blood cells before disappearing.

As to the recent outbreak of acne on my back, it's a left over condition from my childhood. The track marks runing up and down my arms are NOT -- as certain Spanish investigators are claiming -- evidence of EPO injections but IV marks from my recent blood donations to sick children.

And yes, Greg Lemond claims to have video footage of me snorting HGH off the stomach of a high class prostitute while attending an all night party with Jaja and Dr. Michele Ferrari. I want to assure you all that the footage is unclear and besides, I am pretty sure I would have remembered some guy with a camera. But who knows -- I had smoked a lot of pot belge that night.

Also, about that thing with the cow sacrifice and the Brazilian wild boar hormone, I just want to say that Frankie Andreau and his wife are big liars.

Finally, I want to scold you all for evening having the nerve to ask me about my doping practices. As a cyclist, I have a strong right to confidentiality, especially when it concerns me injecting dangerous quanites of artificial substances in my blood and then lying about it.

In fact, I am so offended that I may just have to cancel my 10 mile spin along the river tomorrow evening to protest. Then you'll be sorry, you L'Equipe-reading thugs.

very good!

Personally, I'm hoping that the scandal grows and grows and grows. I figure if it gets big enough, then that's the only way we can all live our fantasies.... [img]cyclingforums.comicon10.gifOpen ↗[/img]

As an representative of each of ASO, WADA and UCI (amazing, no, given the infighting among those organizations), and recently having become a representative of Greg LeM and well as spokesperson for L'Equipe, I'd like to say that I don't care whether Harry, aka TCKlyde, has been demonstrated to be clean or not. I am going to exclude him from the Tour de France because:

1) We have found books with the name "Harry Potter" on their covers everywhere in the world, and one of the blood bags found in Operacion Puerto said "Nemesis of He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named" and a Fuentes notebook said "Scar-Forehead". So, it is obvious that the reference is to Harry aka TCKlyde.

2) Also, several disgruntled members of the Slytherin Quadich (sp) team have called, "down with all Harrys" and have stated that they saw Harry the cyclist aka TCKlyde confess to having stolen the magic potion from the current Defense Against the Dark Arts instructor to transform himself into a great wizard. But, said Harry aka TCKlyde, that's Harry Potter. No worries, said the Slytherin clique, you're a Harry, aren't you?

:p

Anybody else remember this classic? Is this the future of cycling? 😉

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tcklyde said:

I'd like to personally assure everyone at cyclingforums.com that I, Harry, aka TCKlyde, am COMPLETELY clean.

Hilarious!!

tcklyde said:

I'd like to personally assure everyone at cyclingforums.com that I, Harry, aka TCKlyde, am COMPLETELY clean.

Yes, it is true that my hemaocrit is currently at 93% and my blood has the viscosity of frozen molasses, but I'd like to point that I have a back-dated Doctor's note excusing this condition and that it is totally natural. Also, HBTT tests performed by corrupt L'Equipe reporters working for [censored] Pound have revealed the pressence of several other blood types in my samples. I would like to assure you all that this is the result of my vanishing quadruplets. See, I am one of four quadruplets in my mother's womb. The other three vanished, but fortunately they left me copious quantities of red blood cells before disappearing.

As to the recent outbreak of acne on my back, it's a left over condition from my childhood. The track marks runing up and down my arms are NOT -- as certain Spanish investigators are claiming -- evidence of EPO injections but IV marks from my recent blood donations to sick children.

And yes, Greg Lemond claims to have video footage of me snorting HGH off the stomach of a high class prostitute while attending an all night party with Jaja and Dr. Michele Ferrari. I want to assure you all that the footage is unclear and besides, I am pretty sure I would have remembered some guy with a camera. But who knows -- I had smoked a lot of pot belge that night.

Also, about that thing with the cow sacrifice and the Brazilian wild boar hormone, I just want to say that Frankie Andreau and his wife are big liars.

Finally, I want to scold you all for evening having the nerve to ask me about my doping practices. As a cyclist, I have a strong right to confidentiality, especially when it concerns me injecting dangerous quanites of artificial substances in my blood and then lying about it.

In fact, I am so offended that I may just have to cancel my 10 mile spin along the river tomorrow evening to protest. Then you'll be sorry, you L'Equipe-reading thugs.

But ..... you said differently in your book "It's All About The Needle." And when Oprah asked you point blank..... "Are you the greatest cyclist ever?", you responded..........."With or without the dope"?

And your mother makes non-stop phone calls into the call-in radio show out in Oregon complaining about all the packages you recieve from some doctor in Italy with a name that ends in a vowel......

And your dog didn't die, but you told everyone it did.

Then on July 1 , just minutes before the start of the TDF prolouge you released a video of you to LeQuip showing you with several bags of blood attached to your arm.

And you claim that you threatened LA's life when he said he never saw you at the TDF doping station.

And Phil Liggett has a restarining order against you.

We know better.

wolfix said:

But ..... you said differently in your book "It's All About The Needle."

😄 😄 😄

Well I am guilty.
Just got my haematocrit checked and it was 49% - after drinking a lot of water.
Is that dodgey or what???

patch70 said:

Well I am guilty.
Just got my haematocrit checked and it was 49% - after drinking a lot of water.
Is that dodgey or what???

We have had our eye on you for awhile. You've displayed some serious and highly suspious behavior. Your excuse for insisting on the backpack you wear during the races is not really believable.

" I'm just going to return a few books to the library when we pas by", makes me think something else is in that backpack then just books.

patch70 said:

after drinking a lot of water.

And as an Aussie you just admitted to us that you are doing something to your system to provide you with a performance boost. I know for a fact the Aussie Cycling Federation does not allow water to be used by any competitive cyclist. Water has ben replaced by beer.