Hey,
I know this is a tad OT, but I also know that you are the type that take
notice of these things and probably already have done a little research into
the matter.
Last weekend, there was a TMBRA series mtn bike race about two hours
northwest of Dallas in St. Jo, TX. It was a relaxing 7 hour drive of mostly
flower covered highways. It was just what the doctored ordered! Anyway, I
brought my atomic alarm clock and, before going to sleep, set it forward one
hour just incase there was no reception in my hotel room. To cut to the
chase, one hour before the race I telephoned my wife to see how everyone was
doing. I was on the road in route to the race and the first thing that
comes out of her mouth is "What are you doing?" "I'm going to the
competition to warm-up and get ready.What else would I be doing?", I
replied. "I don't know what time it is there, but here it's 8:30", she
explained. "Are you sure?" "Yes, the television station shows 8:30!"
Suddenly, I had a terrible case of tunnel vision and was in disbelief of the
circumstances... "Holy fauking shee-ite!", I thought. It wasn't one hour
before the race -- it was the start-time of the race! My gauddamn clock set
itself back!!! Well, needless to say, I rushed as fast as I could and got
to the starting line an incredibly spirit-dampening 17 minutes after my
group had left. I started w/ the last men's group which was better than
having to start w/the ladies who were all lined up after us waiting for
their start! I was really excited when I finally reached the last rider in
my group, but he was riding at what seemed like -5 MPH. He may as well have
been going in reverse!! Something was obviously wrong, so I asked him how
he was feeling. "Not great. I have leg cramps.", he said. I quickly lost
my grin when I realized he probably wouldn't even finish... I managed to
pass a few more in my group and was happy not to finish last.
Sigh. Well, the course was super fast. It was the first dry one of this
race season and the weather was nice. So I still had a blast, and that's a
good thing.
But back to the atomic clock problem. Mine didn't change to the correct
hour until Monday morning!!! What is the point of having an atomic alarm
clock if it does not change the hour automatically when daylight savings
comes and goes??? So that I wake up at exactly the same second every
morning??? Now, that's laughable!
The amazing thing to learn from this experience was that NASA engineers
don't need to get to work on time until a few days after we non-NASA folk
do! I guess their communications satellites don't need to know the correct
time until Monday, too. I thought it was Federal law that required us to
observe daylight savings, so why wouldn't the government have it right?
Maybe the government employee who is responsible for setting their official
clock was late getting to work to set it forward one hour. Now wouldn't
that be appropriate!!
I am harboring really nasty feelings towards my alarm clock and half of me
wants to throw it into a brick wall, or run over it w/ my car, but my other
half knows that this would be unreasonable.
Dave