Dave Wimp <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:And some are just hypocritical, elitist pieces of feces.
How about we regurgitate a classic from Kathleen?
From: Kathleen <[email hidden]> Newsgroups: alt.mountain-bike Subject: Re: red mud, red mud Date:
Mon, 23 Sep 2002 10:56:27 -0500 Organization: Posted via Supernews, supernews.comsupernews.comOpen ↗
ClydesdaleMTB said:Dave said:I've said it once and i'll say it again. IF IT'S OK FOR HIM TO SLAM FOLKS, MAKE UP CUTESY NAMES,
AND GENERALLY DISRESPECT OTHERS, THAN IT'S O.K FOR ME TO RETURN THE FAVOR.
"Mommy, make him stop looking at me!!!!"
He sort of reminds me of my dog, Zane. He'd *like* to be a leg humper, but he's gotten kicked so
many times that he doesn't dare. And Scully doesn't take kindly to his advances, either.
Currently he's got a gash under one eye and a tuft of hair missing from his cheek from the last
time Scully had to remind him to leave her alone. So he lacks that outlet, too. Lately he's
developed a new tactic. He stands at a safe distance, making sure there's nothing between him
and his chosen escape route and makes humping motions in her general direction whenever her back
is turned. It's obscene - he looks like an Elvis impersonator. I suspect our buddy, Dave, is in
pretty much the same boat. Gotten his ass kicked too many times for, uh, "acting out", so now he
practices long distance humping.
Kathleen