shmagma

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Anyone fromt the BC area care to comment on just wtf this word means?

I've got a good idea but I think you are trolling...

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why don't you ask shaun the rimmer😄

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why don't you ask shaun the rimmer😄

Obsessed much?

Bill "U.B. Plonked" S.

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[ shmagma ]

Anyone fromt the BC area care to comment on just wtf this word means?

I won't coment directly, but I will let you know it is correctly spelled "smegma."

Chris

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Anyone fromt the BC area care to comment on just wtf this word means?

I'd be English, but I suggest you watch Red Dwarf.

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[ shmagma ] Anyone fromt the BC area care to comment on just wtf this word means?

from www.dictionary.com

smegma

\Smeg"ma\, n. [NL., fr. Gr. ???? soap, fr. ????? to wash off.] (Physiol.) The matter secreted by any
of the sebaceous glands. Specifically: (a) The soapy substance covering the skin of newborn infants.
(b) The cheesy, sebaceous matter which collects between the glans penis and the foreskin.

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Anyone fromt the BC area care to comment on just wtf this word means?

Looks like a corruption of 'smegma', AKA 'knob cheese' - learn to wash properly, and you'll hear
that word less.

',;~}

HTH, HAND.

Shaun aRe

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why don't you ask shaun the rimmer😄

Indeed, I am the fount of all knowledge.

Shaun aRe

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[ shmagma ]

Anyone fromt the BC area care to comment on just wtf this word means?

I won't coment directly, but I will let you know it is correctly spelled "smegma."

Chris

ok, I think it's a reference to a bike someone doesn't like, just like a "cracknfail"

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so , do I get a prize?

penny

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I won't coment directly, but I will let you know it is correctly

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"smegma."

Chris

ok, I think it's a reference to a bike someone doesn't like, just like a "cracknfail"

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so , do I get a prize?

penny

Bloody show off.

Shaun aRe

heh, I got it right away. I was waiting to see if anyone else would.

Penny

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"JM" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...

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[ shmagma ]

Anyone fromt the BC area care to comment on just wtf this word means?

I won't coment directly, but I will let you know it is correctly spelled "smegma."

Chris

ok, I think it's a reference to a bike someone doesn't like, just like a "cracknfail"

mtbreview.comproduct 74247.shtmlOpen ↗

so , do I get a prize?

penny

Bloody show off.

Shaun aRe

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ok, I think it's a reference to a bike someone doesn't like, just like a "cracknfail"
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so , do I get a prize?

penny

Actually, the scientific explanation is as such:

"Analogous to tears, smegma is the compilation of secretions by ectopic sebaceous glands located
in the prepuce, the seminal secretions of the Cowper's gland and the prostate, the mucin content
of the secretions of the urethral glands, and the sloughed epithelial cells. It provides the
necessary mucosal lubricant and moisturizer and is rich in sexual pheromones. The prepuce normally
prevents detection of this phenomenally charged scent until the glans is exposed at the time
erection takes place."

- CA-G

Canadian Girls Kick Ass!

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ok, I think it's a reference to a bike someone doesn't like, just like a "cracknfail"
mtbreview.comproduct 74247.shtmlOpen ↗

so , do I get a prize?

penny

Actually, the scientific explanation is as such:

"Analogous to tears, smegma is the compilation of secretions by ectopic sebaceous glands located
in the prepuce, the seminal secretions of the Cowper's gland and the prostate, the mucin content
of the secretions of

the

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urethral glands, and the sloughed epithelial cells. It provides the necessary mucosal lubricant
and moisturizer and is rich in sexual pheromones. The prepuce normally prevents detection of this
phenomenally charged scent until the glans is exposed at the time erection takes

place."

Thanks Carla - I hope no one is reading this over lunch - mine was hours ago, but it still nearly
escaped......

Shaun aRe

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ok, I think it's a reference to a bike someone doesn't like, just like

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"cracknfail"

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penny

Bloody show off.

Shaun aRe

heh, I got it right away. I was waiting to see if anyone else would.

Ok Penny - no one likes a gloater ',;~P``````

Shaun aRe - heh!

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ok, I think it's a reference to a bike someone doesn't like, just like a "cracknfail"
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penny

Actually, the scientific explanation is as such:

"Analogous to tears, smegma is the compilation of secretions by ectopic sebaceous glands located
in the prepuce,

Carla, as a totally proponent of non-circumscion (genital mutilation of boy babies) www.nocirc.org.
I know plenty about smegma. The original poster asked about "shmagma" in reference to BC and
biking... which I took a totally different angle on...

Penny

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Anyone fromt the BC area care to comment on just wtf this word means?

I'm not of BC, but is that when smegma becomes ingneous rock? /s

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Actually, the scientific explanation is as such:

"Analogous to tears, smegma is the compilation of secretions by ectopic sebaceous glands located
in the prepuce, the seminal secretions of the Cowper's gland and the prostate, the mucin content
of the secretions of

the

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urethral glands, and the sloughed epithelial cells. It provides the necessary mucosal lubricant
and moisturizer and is rich in sexual pheromones. The prepuce normally prevents detection of this
phenomenally charged scent until the glans is exposed at the time erection takes

place."

Oooh, baby.

Bill "too bad I quit smoking" S.

(Yeah, Shaun, I know: Try K.Y. or "summink"!)

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Carla, as a totally proponent of non-circumscion (genital mutilation of

boy

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babies) www.nocirc.org. I know plenty about smegma. The original poster asked about "shmagma" in
reference to BC and biking... which I took a totally different angle on...

Penny

I wasn't questioning your knowledge of smegma nor male child circumcision. Someone in a previous
post mentioned "smegma", I simply provided a medical explanation of it, taken from a site. I didn't
even know what it was until I looked it up. Why get so offended?

- CA-G

Canadian Girls Kick Ass!

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Carla, as a totally proponent of non-circumscion (genital mutilation of boy babies)
www.nocirc.org. I know plenty about smegma. The original poster asked about "shmagma" in
reference to BC and biking... which I took a totally different angle on...

Penny

I wasn't questioning your knowledge of smegma nor male child circumcision. Someone in a previous
post mentioned "smegma", I simply provided a medical explanation of it, taken from a site. I
didn't even know what it was until I looked it up. Why get so offended?

Sorry, on my news reader that was like the 4th definition of smegma that someone had posted...I
guess I thought everyone knew what it was!!! Sheesh, falls into the "assume" category..sorry...
crawls away.

Maybe we could be back to why someone would call a bike a shmagma?

penny