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Sheldon Brown: Mission Impossible

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  1. Mr. Brown, a situation has arisen here at rec.bicycles.tech
    that requires solid information instead of the current airy
    speculation.

    (Pun.)

    You are at present our most reliable agent in Europe.

    Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to find out
    how many pros in Europe are using tubulars and how many are
    using clinchers.

    Idle rumors secured over excellent lunches with foreign
    bicycle enthusiasts are acceptable, but don't expect RBT to
    pick up the tab, you lucky devil.

    If you or any of your RBT force are caught or killed, we
    will be plumb baffled--enjoy your vacation and ignore this
    blatant troll.

    Replies from anyone else may include theories about tubulars
    and clinchers, but will be useless unless they also contain
    hard intelligence about which kind of tires what percentage
    of pros are riding in Europe.

    (The question is not whether it's a good idea to paste tires
    to rims with frog snot. The question is how widespread the
    practice is among professional bicycle racers in Europe.)

    This thread will self-destruct if no one can report which
    kind of tires the top ten finishers in some impressive
    European race were riding.

  2. You forgot:

    "Good Luck Sheldon"

    <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Mr. Brown, a situation has arisen here at rec.bicycles.tech
    that requires solid information instead of the current airy
    speculation.

    (Pun.)

    You are at present our most reliable agent in Europe.

    Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to find out
    how many pros in Europe are using tubulars and how many are
    using clinchers.

    Idle rumors secured over excellent lunches with foreign
    bicycle enthusiasts are acceptable, but don't expect RBT to
    pick up the tab, you lucky devil.

    If you or any of your RBT force are caught or killed, we
    will be plumb baffled--enjoy your vacation and ignore this
    blatant troll.

    Replies from anyone else may include theories about tubulars
    and clinchers, but will be useless unless they also contain
    hard intelligence about which kind of tires what percentage
    of pros are riding in Europe.

    (The question is not whether it's a good idea to paste tires
    to rims with frog snot. The question is how widespread the
    practice is among professional bicycle racers in Europe.)

    This thread will self-destruct if no one can report which
    kind of tires the top ten finishers in some impressive
    European race were riding.

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  3. jmk said:

    You forgot:

    "Good Luck Sheldon"

    That would have been "Good luck, Mr. Brown."

    Of couse, it should have been immediately preceded by "Your laptop
    will self-destruct in 15 seconds."

  4. Carl Fogel said:

    Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to find out
    how many pros in Europe are using tubulars and how many are
    using clinchers.=20

    As I sit here at the counter in the Lan Room in Bristol, waiting for my=20
    7600 emails from the last two days to download, I gaze out the window at =

    the Penny Farthing Pub opposite, and watch the passing parade in the=20
    street. They're mostly low-end mountain bikes, with the odd 10-speed=20
    and the occasional rod-braked roadster.

    As far as I can tell, they're all riding clinchers.

    Sheldon "Doesn't Hang Out With The Racing Crowd" Brown
    Bristol, U.K.
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  5. Sheldon Brown said:
    Carl Fogel said:

    Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to find out
    how many pros in Europe are using tubulars and how many are
    using clinchers.

    As I sit here at the counter in the Lan Room in Bristol, waiting for my
    7600 emails from the last two days to download,

    I can't help thinking that the Viking chorus from the Green Midget
    cafe in Bromley should be singing at this point...

    Quoted message said:

    I gaze out the window at
    the Penny Farthing Pub opposite, and watch the passing parade in the
    street. They're mostly low-end mountain bikes, with the odd 10-speed
    and the occasional rod-braked roadster.

    As far as I can tell, they're all riding clinchers.

    Gosh, pretty much like anywhere in the US, except for the roadster.

  6. Sheldon Brown said:

    As I sit here at the counter in the Lan Room in Bristol

    A mere 40 miles away from me! I don't suppose you fancy a 10-mile time
    trial near Cirencester on Thursday evening? Thought not.

  7. Sheldon Brown said:

    ...
    Sheldon "Doesn't Hang Out With The Racing Crowd" Brown...

    Methinks Mr. Brown is much too modest.
    <http://www.sheldonbrown.com/nanodrive/sheldon-lance.jpg>.

    --
    Tom Sherman – Quad City Area

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