There is a well known idea that if you could put billions of monkeys onto billions of typewriters,
and keep them typing away, then eventually, just by chance, they would produce the complete works of
Shakespeare.
Now that has always struck me as a cute idea, but not true, because I estimate the probability of
turning out several thousand characters in a specific order is vanishingly small, and would
therefore require more monkeys and typewriters than there are atoms in the universe. (I have not
actually made that calculation, however.)
Of course there are other difficulties which make that project impossible anyway, such as the
difficulty of getting the monkeys to cooperate, where to put all those typewriters, how to feed them
all, and how to get rid of all the monkey [censored]. You would also have to have computers scanning all
the output and comparing them with the known works of Shakespeare to see if they actually did it.
Hence it has always been clear to me that this is just a fantasy.
But recently I had the thunderous realization that this experiment has already actually been
performed! And what is more, the monkeys succeeded, eventually producing the complete works of
Shakespeare! Furthermore, the typewriters were not even necessary. The monkeys fed themselves and
took care of their own housekeeping. They mostly had fun performing this experiment, even though it
took many millions of years. Their primary tools were their reproductive organs, which they
generally enjoy using.
By now, dear reader, you have probably figured out that I'm referring to the process of evolution,
acting on the primates of 100 million years ago. To call them monkeys is not exactly accurate; they
were the precursors of today's apes, monkey, and humans. But one of their descendants, all by
himself, produced the complete works of Shakespeare. He was, of course, William Shakespeare.
Soon afterwards, the same process produced the typewriter!
Mitchell Timin
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"Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal." -
Friedrich Nietzsche
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