Send me HP sause, I send you <something>

"FabulustRunner" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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So we could all exchange something unique with a runner on another

continent.

I think that sentence, coming from you, is enough to strike fear into the
heart of any god-fearing European.

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Any takers? It sounds like fun to me.

But what does yankeeland possess that we may wish to share? <thinks hard>
Err... <still thinking> Err... <no, a *complete* blank>

Roger <from the land that wants for naught - except decent weather, cheap
petrol, a decent indigenous running shoe manufacturer, a mass transport
system that works, a vibrant economy, a government that gives a fcuk... >

"FabulustRunner" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Listen up! I have a great idea! How about we start a commodities exchange
with
runners in other countrys? For instance, Roger is sending me HP sause, so
I
should retaliate...er, I mean return the favor, and send him some bit of
americana he can't get in that [censored] of a country he lives in.
So we could all exchange something unique with a runner on another
continent.
Any takers? It sounds like fun to me\\

sounds good! I'll send over one slightly used president for a case of
Timeout Bars.

"Yin Yang" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"FabulustRunner" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Listen up! I have a great idea! How about we start a commodities exchange
with
runners in other countrys? For instance, Roger is sending me HP sause, so
I
should retaliate...er, I mean return the favor, and send him some bit of
americana he can't get in that [censored] of a country he lives in.
So we could all exchange something unique with a runner on another
continent.
Any takers? It sounds like fun to me\\

sounds good! I'll send over one slightly used president for a case of
Timeout Bars.

ok, maybe not a whole case...how about just one or two?

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I think that sentence, coming from you, is enough to strike fear into the
heart of any god-fearing European.

I should hope so, but that's nothing to brag about over here. Afterall, we just
farted and scared you off of our continent.

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But what does yankeeland possess that we may wish to share?

Please! We have lots to offer you poor underpriveliged, depraved, peoples.

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<thinks hard>
Err... <still thinking> Err... <no, a *complete* blank>

Easy Roger, you'll strain your brain, and forget about my HP sause.

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Roger <from the land that wants for naught - except decent weather, cheap
petrol, a decent indigenous running shoe manufacturer, a mass transport
system that works, a vibrant economy, a government that gives a fcuk... >

How about we send you a gallon of gas (It's "gasoline" not "petrol"😉 for
$1.79US ?
But anyway, for a country that wants for nothing, you sure want a lot.

It also need not be an item only available in that country. For instance
instead of a food item, or object that's hard to get, you could include a
personal item. Tom Wheeler would undoubtedly enjoy a used, unwashed jock strap,
while DF would prefer used pantys since he's never smelt the real thing.
See my point?

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I think that sentence, coming from you, is enough to strike fear into the
heart of any god-fearing European.

Indeed it does! You see, my name has been *mentioned* at the worlds (for the
unwashed, that's the bagpipe world championships) in scotland for several years
now. So I terrifiy you people without even leaving my house, nevermind via
snail mail.

"FabulustRunner" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Listen up! I have a great idea! How about we start a commodities
exchange with
runners in other countrys? For instance, Roger is sending me HP sause,
so I
should retaliate...er, I mean return the favor, and send him some bit
of
americana he can't get in that [censored] of a country he lives in.
So we could all exchange something unique with a runner on another
continent.
Any takers? It sounds like fun to me

Let's send him Bush, Cheney and the rest of the good ole boys. Rummy and
Condi can carry the bags

-DF

Doug Freese said:

Let's send him Bush, Cheney and the rest of the good ole boys. Rummy and
Condi can carry the bags

They don't need Ashcroft anymore, now that he's stepping down. Send him.

Cheers,
--
Donovan Rebbechi
http://pegasus.rutgers.edu/~elflord/

Yeah, but nobody EVER needed Ashcroft.

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But what does yankeeland possess that we may wish to share? <thinks hard>
Err... <still thinking> Err... <no, a *complete* blank>

How about locally made/gron food items not commercially available?

Enough already; here's a link to get the stuff online:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0001590V4/102-2897479-30809
61?v=glance

The snootier markets here in the US sometimes carry the stuff, too (e.g.,
Bristol Farms, Gelson's).

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sounds good! I'll send over one slightly used president for a case of
Timeout Bars.

Nobody wants that jerk.