I had a frightening dream this morning. I was in my car and turned into a gravel parking lot next to a factory in order to turn around. I narrowly missed getting hit by MASSIVE logs that fell out of a logging truck that had just turned around. Whew, close call! THEN, a GIANT can (at LEAST 15' high) of BAKED BEANS came flying out of the factory and bounced a couple of times, narrowly missing the car. Whew! What were the odds? THEN 3 GIANT (again, each one at LEAST 15' high each) POTATOES came bouncing out of the factory, the last of which DID squish my car! Damn, those carbs are REALLY working hard to slam into me, and they really ARE hard to dodge sometimes :-)
I had a frightening dream this morning. I was in my car and turned into a gravel parking lot next to a factory in order to turn around. I narrowly missed getting hit by MASSIVE logs that fell out of a logging truck that had just turned around. Whew, close call! THEN, a GIANT can (at LEAST 15' high) of BAKED BEANS came flying out of the factory and bounced a couple of times, narrowly missing the car. Whew! What were the odds? THEN 3 GIANT (again, each one at LEAST 15' high each) POTATOES came bouncing out of the factory, the last of which DID squish my car! Damn, those carbs are REALLY working hard to slam into me, and they really ARE hard to dodge sometimes :-)
ROFL! What the hell did you eat before going to bed last night?
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I had a frightening dream this morning. I was in my car and turned into a gravel parking lot next to a factory in order to turn around. I narrowly missed getting hit by MASSIVE logs that fell out of a logging truck that had just turned around. Whew, close call! THEN, a GIANT can (at LEAST 15' high) of BAKED BEANS came flying out of the factory and bounced a couple of times, narrowly missing the car. Whew! What were the odds? THEN 3 GIANT (again, each one at LEAST 15' high each) POTATOES came bouncing out of the factory, the last of which DID squish my car! Damn, those carbs are REALLY working hard to slam into me, and they really ARE hard to dodge sometimes :-)
ROFL! What the hell did you eat before going to bed last night?
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Saffire said:
I had a frightening dream this morning. I was in my car and turned into a gravel parking lot next to a factory in order to turn around. I narrowly missed getting hit by MASSIVE logs that fell out of a logging truck that had just turned around. Whew, close call! THEN, a GIANT can (at LEAST 15' high) of BAKED BEANS came flying out of the factory and bounced a couple of times, narrowly missing the car. Whew! What were the odds? THEN 3 GIANT (again, each one at LEAST 15' high each) POTATOES came bouncing out of the factory, the last of which DID squish my car! Damn, those carbs are REALLY working hard to slam into me, and they really ARE hard to dodge sometimes :-)
ROFL! What the hell did you eat before going to bed last night?
Saffire wrote: :: I had a frightening dream this morning. I was in my car and turned :: into a gravel parking lot next to a factory in order to turn around. :: I narrowly missed getting hit by MASSIVE logs that fell out of a :: logging truck that had just turned around. Whew, close call! THEN, :: a GIANT can (at LEAST 15' high) of BAKED BEANS came flying out of :: the factory and bounced a couple of times, narrowly missing the car. :: Whew! What were the odds? THEN 3 GIANT (again, each one at LEAST :: 15' high each) POTATOES came bouncing out of the factory, the last :: of which DID squish my car! Damn, those carbs are REALLY working :: hard to slam into me, and they really ARE hard to dodge sometimes :: :-)
Oh no! This is your body telling you that it wants some baked beans and potatoes, and if you don't give it up you're going to pay the consequences.
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Saffire wrote: :: I had a frightening dream this morning. I was in my car and turned :: into a gravel parking lot next to a factory in order to turn around. :: I narrowly missed getting hit by MASSIVE logs that fell out of a :: logging truck that had just turned around. Whew, close call! THEN, :: a GIANT can (at LEAST 15' high) of BAKED BEANS came flying out of :: the factory and bounced a couple of times, narrowly missing the car. :: Whew! What were the odds? THEN 3 GIANT (again, each one at LEAST :: 15' high each) POTATOES came bouncing out of the factory, the last :: of which DID squish my car! Damn, those carbs are REALLY working :: hard to slam into me, and they really ARE hard to dodge sometimes :: :-)
Oh no! This is your body telling you that it wants some baked beans and potatoes, and if you don't give it up you're going to pay the consequences.
But I hardly EVER ate baked beans even BEFORE I started low-carbing. I DO have a lot of CANDY dreams, though :-) I suddenly got a vision of the pastry scenes in Sherlock Holmes' Younger Brother, though :-)
Saffire wrote: :: In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden] :: says... ::: Saffire wrote: ::::: I had a frightening dream this morning. I was in my car and ::::: turned into a gravel parking lot next to a factory in order to ::::: turn around. I narrowly missed getting hit by MASSIVE logs that ::::: fell out of a logging truck that had just turned around. Whew, ::::: close call! THEN, a GIANT can (at LEAST 15' high) of BAKED BEANS ::::: came flying out of the factory and bounced a couple of times, ::::: narrowly missing the car. Whew! What were the odds? THEN 3 ::::: GIANT (again, each one at LEAST 15' high each) POTATOES came ::::: bouncing out of the factory, the last of which DID squish my car! ::::: Damn, those carbs are REALLY working hard to slam into me, and ::::: they really ARE hard to dodge sometimes :-) ::: ::: Oh no! This is your body telling you that it wants some baked ::: beans and potatoes, and if you don't give it up you're going to pay ::: the consequences. :: :: But I hardly EVER ate baked beans even BEFORE I started low-carbing. :: I DO have a lot of CANDY dreams, though :-) I suddenly got a vision :: of the pastry scenes in Sherlock Holmes' Younger Brother, though :-)
Carbs don't care that you never ate them BEFORE....they want space in your belly and will do whatever it takes!
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Saffire wrote: :: In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden] :: says... ::: Saffire wrote: ::::: I had a frightening dream this morning. I was in my car and ::::: turned into a gravel parking lot next to a factory in order to ::::: turn around. I narrowly missed getting hit by MASSIVE logs that ::::: fell out of a logging truck that had just turned around. Whew, ::::: close call! THEN, a GIANT can (at LEAST 15' high) of BAKED BEANS ::::: came flying out of the factory and bounced a couple of times, ::::: narrowly missing the car. Whew! What were the odds? THEN 3 ::::: GIANT (again, each one at LEAST 15' high each) POTATOES came ::::: bouncing out of the factory, the last of which DID squish my car! ::::: Damn, those carbs are REALLY working hard to slam into me, and ::::: they really ARE hard to dodge sometimes :-) ::: ::: Oh no! This is your body telling you that it wants some baked ::: beans and potatoes, and if you don't give it up you're going to pay ::: the consequences. :: :: But I hardly EVER ate baked beans even BEFORE I started low-carbing. :: I DO have a lot of CANDY dreams, though :-) I suddenly got a vision :: of the pastry scenes in Sherlock Holmes' Younger Brother, though :-)
Carbs don't care that you never ate them BEFORE....they want space in your belly and will do whatever it takes!
Yeah, well flying and tumbling through the air to land on my car (with me IN it) is hardly an inducement :-)
Saffire wrote: :: In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden] :: says... ::: Saffire wrote: ::::: In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden] ::::: says... :::::: Saffire wrote: :::::::: I had a frightening dream this morning. I was in my car and :::::::: turned into a gravel parking lot next to a factory in order to :::::::: turn around. I narrowly missed getting hit by MASSIVE logs that :::::::: fell out of a logging truck that had just turned around. Whew, :::::::: close call! THEN, a GIANT can (at LEAST 15' high) of BAKED :::::::: BEANS came flying out of the factory and bounced a couple of :::::::: times, narrowly missing the car. Whew! What were the odds? :::::::: THEN 3 GIANT (again, each one at LEAST 15' high each) POTATOES :::::::: came bouncing out of the factory, the last of which DID squish :::::::: my car! Damn, those carbs are REALLY working hard to slam into :::::::: me, and they really ARE hard to dodge sometimes :-) :::::: :::::: Oh no! This is your body telling you that it wants some baked :::::: beans and potatoes, and if you don't give it up you're going to :::::: pay the consequences. ::::: ::::: But I hardly EVER ate baked beans even BEFORE I started ::::: low-carbing. I DO have a lot of CANDY dreams, though :-) I ::::: suddenly got a vision of the pastry scenes in Sherlock Holmes' ::::: Younger Brother, though :-) ::: ::: Carbs don't care that you never ate them BEFORE....they want space ::: in your belly and will do whatever it takes! :: :: Yeah, well flying and tumbling through the air to land on my car :: (with me IN it) is hardly an inducement :-)
