Save Your Boy's (nuts)

i dont do anything. you dont get nutted that often. and you learn to
avoid it. i dont wear bike pants or undies just ordinary jingle jangle
boxers.allowing me jingle jangle freedom.:eek: just land on ur pedals
not seat and ull be sweet.

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Lol bike shorts or undies make it much MUCH worse, the jingle jangle is
the best man...

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abbabibble said:

Cody bent his koxx.
he was working it pretty hard.

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i use to race down hill bike shorts work good there but then again my
ass was never on the seat, i'll just stick to duct tape it is really
handy at times!!

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Low saddle, I run my trials uni just so low I never land on my balls
when I fail to land a trick.

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yepo same dustin, although i have hurt myelf doing seat in jumps up
benches and missing... but is very rare.

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Duct-tape sounds... uncomfy. I always slide the saddle in from behind,
then they lie in front of the rest...

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There are so many threads that have been made about this.

Here's a start:
http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54859
http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=53199
http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=52449
http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44396

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😉

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GizmoDuck said:

If you sit up straight you're about as aerodynamic as a flying brick
wall

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Spencer Hochberg said:

[image: http://shiftingbaselines.org/blog/images/scissors.jpg]

This thread makes me lol.

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sugarloafur said:

There are so many threads that have been made about this.

Here's a start:
http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54859
http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=53199
http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=52449
http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44396

ya i know there was alot more out there but i found them lil boring
thought i try one that was lil more out going and see if ppl could have
fun with it, really i wear biking shorts one size to small and it seems
to hold them up and out of the way fine and they are to small cause
i'm to lazy to go get ones that fit lol

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bcwheelriderguyhehehehehe said:

Good god, he's pole dancing on the seatpost:eek: !!!!

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Sometimes banging the boys around too much is an indication that your
seat is a little bit too high. Try lowering it a bit and see what
happens.

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gabetheunicycleman said:

i dont do anything. you dont get nutted that often. and you learn to
avoid it.

1) S.i.f., S.i.b.
2) Land on pedals
3) Seat push/drag constantly
4) Ayers Rock/Uluroo (Google it if you don't know what it is.)
Basically pull your twin-sack up over your twins so it ends up looking
like that.
5) Be a woman. Frankly i'm surprised that there aren't more female
unicyclists.

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Dumpweed said:

Ok i know i cant be the only guy having this problem, nuts getting in
way and sat on and squished, so what everyone do to save urself from
this pain?

I was thinking some duct tape, just pull them up to my nipples and duct
tape them to my chest.

I'd say that's the best course of action.

Let us know how you get on with this technique.

If possible film your face when you remove the duct tape.

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what situations do you hurt yourself in? Normal riding? Jumping down
stuff? Trying other tricks?

My only advice is
1) get off and have a walk if you're getting uncomfortable
2) catch crankflips asafp when you're hitting that 7-set

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MrBoogiejuice said:

I'd say that's the best course of action.

Let us know how you get on with this technique.

If possible film your face when you remove the duct tape.

i tried to flim for you but i couldnt get my nuts to my chest so its
not all the same sorry when i;m able to pull it off i'll try film it
again

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bcwheelriderguyhehehehehe said:

Good god, he's pole dancing on the seatpost:eek: !!!!

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It might also depend on what kind of seat you have. I used to use an old
crappy seat that came with first uni and I would often find my self
getting hurt. I soon got a kh and many things that would hurt on my
other seat didn't hurt at all. I may have just gotten better at not
landing on my nuts, but i think the seat upgrade helped a lot.

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Dumpweed said:

i tried to flim for you but i couldnt get my nuts to my chest so its not
all the same sorry when i;m able to pull it off i'll try film it again

I reckon you're going to have to stretch the parts in question over
time.

Perhaps you could rig up some sort of spring arrangement for when you
sleep.

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