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  1. No, not that kind of sage. Just good advice I hope
    you all follow.

    When you decide to brush your teeth, don't take your
    wet toothbrush and flick the toothpaste from the end of
    the tube so that a tiny drop flies into your eye. I know
    now how the stuff keeps you protected from tartar.
    It burns the living [censored] out of the tartar. And does
    a number on your eye while it's at it if you're stupid
    enough to put it there.

    My good deed for the day. Thank you for listening.

    nancy

  2. When I was a teen at camp, thinking it would be funny to watch the
    reaction, I shot toothpaste up a sleeping guy's nose.

    I still feel bad about that one.

  3. Nancy Young said:

    [snip]
    My good deed for the day. Thank you for listening.


    Thank you for sharing. -aem

  4. "redjac" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    When I was a teen at camp, thinking it would be funny to watch the
    reaction, I shot toothpaste up a sleeping guy's nose.

    I still feel bad about that one.

    Oh geez, that must have burned like hell, too.
    Nasty stuff, I have new respect for my teeth.
    (laugh)

    nancy

  5. On Sun 20 Nov 2005 09:38:24p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Nancy
    Young?

    Quoted message said:

    No, not that kind of sage. Just good advice I hope
    you all follow.

    When you decide to brush your teeth, don't take your
    wet toothbrush and flick the toothpaste from the end of
    the tube so that a tiny drop flies into your eye. I know
    now how the stuff keeps you protected from tartar.
    It burns the living [censored] out of the tartar. And does
    a number on your eye while it's at it if you're stupid
    enough to put it there.

    My good deed for the day. Thank you for listening.

    nancy

    OMG! Poor you, that had to really smart! Thanks for the warning.

    --
    Wayne Boatwright *¿*
    _____________________________________________

    A chicken in every pot is a *LOT* of chicken!

  6. "Nancy Young" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    No, not that kind of sage. Just good advice I hope
    you all follow.

    When you decide to brush your teeth, don't take your
    wet toothbrush and flick the toothpaste from the end of
    the tube so that a tiny drop flies into your eye. I know
    now how the stuff keeps you protected from tartar.
    It burns the living [censored] out of the tartar. And does
    a number on your eye while it's at it if you're stupid
    enough to put it there.

    My good deed for the day. Thank you for listening.

    nancy

    Umm, ouch. Sorry you had to experience that, but thanks for sharing your
    wisdom 🙂

    kimberly

  7. "Nancy Young" <[email hidden]> wrote in news:dlrj0b$abk$1
    @news.monmouth.com:

    Quoted message said:

    No, not that kind of sage. Just good advice I hope
    you all follow.

    Well, [censored]! There I was thinking that you were going to give me good ideas
    for using some of the sage in the herb garden that started growing like
    topsy after recent rains and lots of sun.

    Quoted message said:

    When you decide to brush your teeth, don't take your
    wet toothbrush and flick the toothpaste from the end of
    the tube so that a tiny drop flies into your eye. I know
    now how the stuff keeps you protected from tartar.
    It burns the living [censored] out of the tartar. And does
    a number on your eye while it's at it if you're stupid
    enough to put it there.

    Ouch!! Hope it's feeling better now.

    Rhonda Anderson
    Cranebrook, NSW, Australia

  8. "Nexis" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:u8dgf.13791$qw.5702@fed1read07...

    Quoted message said:


    "Nancy Young" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    No, not that kind of sage. Just good advice I hope
    you all follow.

    When you decide to brush your teeth, don't take your
    wet toothbrush and flick the toothpaste from the end of
    the tube so that a tiny drop flies into your eye. I know
    now how the stuff keeps you protected from tartar.
    It burns the living [censored] out of the tartar. And does
    a number on your eye while it's at it if you're stupid
    enough to put it there.

    My good deed for the day. Thank you for listening.

    Quoted message said:

    Umm, ouch. Sorry you had to experience that, but thanks for sharing your
    wisdom 🙂

    So long as you listen to my advice. No problem.

    nancy

  9. redjac said:

    When I was a teen at camp, thinking it would be funny to watch the
    reaction, I shot toothpaste up a sleeping guy's nose.

    You're fortunate he didn't squeeze you into that toothpaste tube.

    Sheldon Gel

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