No, not that kind of sage. Just good advice I hope you all follow.
When you decide to brush your teeth, don't take your wet toothbrush and flick the toothpaste from the end of the tube so that a tiny drop flies into your eye. I know now how the stuff keeps you protected from tartar. It burns the living [censored] out of the tartar. And does a number on your eye while it's at it if you're stupid enough to put it there.
My good deed for the day. Thank you for listening.
On Sun 20 Nov 2005 09:38:24p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Nancy Young?
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No, not that kind of sage. Just good advice I hope you all follow.
When you decide to brush your teeth, don't take your wet toothbrush and flick the toothpaste from the end of the tube so that a tiny drop flies into your eye. I know now how the stuff keeps you protected from tartar. It burns the living [censored] out of the tartar. And does a number on your eye while it's at it if you're stupid enough to put it there.
My good deed for the day. Thank you for listening.
nancy
OMG! Poor you, that had to really smart! Thanks for the warning.
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"Nancy Young" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
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No, not that kind of sage. Just good advice I hope you all follow.
When you decide to brush your teeth, don't take your wet toothbrush and flick the toothpaste from the end of the tube so that a tiny drop flies into your eye. I know now how the stuff keeps you protected from tartar. It burns the living [censored] out of the tartar. And does a number on your eye while it's at it if you're stupid enough to put it there.
My good deed for the day. Thank you for listening.
nancy
Umm, ouch. Sorry you had to experience that, but thanks for sharing your wisdom 🙂
"Nancy Young" <[email hidden]> wrote in news:dlrj0b$abk$1 @news.monmouth.com:
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No, not that kind of sage. Just good advice I hope you all follow.
Well, [censored]! There I was thinking that you were going to give me good ideas for using some of the sage in the herb garden that started growing like topsy after recent rains and lots of sun.
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When you decide to brush your teeth, don't take your wet toothbrush and flick the toothpaste from the end of the tube so that a tiny drop flies into your eye. I know now how the stuff keeps you protected from tartar. It burns the living [censored] out of the tartar. And does a number on your eye while it's at it if you're stupid enough to put it there.
"Nexis" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:u8dgf.13791$qw.5702@fed1read07...
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"Nancy Young" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
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No, not that kind of sage. Just good advice I hope you all follow.
When you decide to brush your teeth, don't take your wet toothbrush and flick the toothpaste from the end of the tube so that a tiny drop flies into your eye. I know now how the stuff keeps you protected from tartar. It burns the living [censored] out of the tartar. And does a number on your eye while it's at it if you're stupid enough to put it there.
My good deed for the day. Thank you for listening.
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Umm, ouch. Sorry you had to experience that, but thanks for sharing your wisdom 🙂