Safespeed

spindrift said:

Is about to suffer a humiliating public exposure.

Correction : *another* humiliating public exposure.

Anyone involved in road safety knows that Smith's mad dribbling pile of
pants website is a dangerous and dishonest pro-speeding apologist for
criminal behaviour.

Anyone who has looked at his risible website realises that it is the
workings of an amateur crank hopelessly out of his depth.

Anyone involved with making the roads safer is aware of Smith's history
of dishonesty and perversion of justice.

But this time Smith's gone too far.

Highly placed people are investigating serious offences connected with
Smith, a very public disgrace is following shortly, not a moment too
soon as far as I'm concerned, the man's a dangerous menace, a fraud and
a charlatan.

spindrift said:

Highly placed people are investigating

Highly placed people? Chris Bonington? Pope Benedict? Fred Dibnah?

R.

Don't be silly, Pope Bendict was in The A Team, Chris Bonnington was
the shouty beardy king in Blackadder 1 and Dibnah's dead.

Said too much already. You ain't seen me, right?

It's flipping funny, actually, wait and see.

spindrift said:

Don't be silly, Pope Bendict was in The A Team

How come the Popemobile isn't black with a red stripe, then? ;-)

Quoted message said:

Chris Bonnington was
the shouty beardy king in Blackadder 1

Was going to joke that shouty + beardy should automatically = Brian
Blessed. But now I think about it, it actually *was* him in The Black
Adder, wasn't it?

David Belcher

spindrift said:

Is about to suffer a humiliating public exposure.

Watch this space.

BOOOOH! I like Paul. He has motivation, conviction and like Lord
Sutch, is barmy to the point of amusement.

We need more people like him in uk.rec.cycling.

<thinks> We need more uk.rec.cycling in people like Paul.

Tosspot said:

spindrift said:

Is about to suffer a humiliating public exposure.

Watch this space.

BOOOOH! I like Paul. He has motivation, conviction and like Lord
Sutch, is barmy to the point of amusement.

We need more people like him in uk.rec.cycling.

Surely Boris Johnson would be a better choice? All of the above
qualities, *and* rides a bike.

David Belcher

spindrift said:

Is about to suffer a humiliating public exposure.

Surely the vast majority of Safespeed exposure is humiliating, just PS
seems totally unaware of it.

Graeme

Quoted message said:

Watch this space.

Still watching and waiting. Like to give us a clue?

POHB said:

Quoted message said:

Watch this space.

Still watching and waiting. Like to give us a clue?

"Give us a clue"? Sorry, all I can now think of are the innuendo-laden
"Sound Charades" intros from ISIHAC [1] ;-)

David Belcher

[1] Speaking of which, anyone see Mastermind last night - Mornington
Crescent got a mention!

quote='David E. Belcher'POHB said:

Quoted message said:

Watch this space.

Still watching and waiting. Like to give us a clue?

"Give us a clue"? Sorry, all I can now think of are the innuendo-laden
"Sound Charades" intros from ISIHAC [1] ;-)

David Belcher

[1] Speaking of which, anyone see Mastermind last night - Mornington
Crescent got a mention![/QUOTE]

I can see it now 'And your specialist subject is 'the rules of Mornington Cresent 1500 to the present day''

Bryan

I can't say anything about Smith's imminent humiliation because it's
still ongoing.

Speaking of "Give Us A Clue", who can forget the magical moment when
Una Stubbs finished off One Man And His Dog in under thirty seconds?

David E. Belcher said:

Was going to joke that shouty + beardy should automatically = Brian
Blessed. But now I think about it, it actually *was* him in The Black
Adder, wasn't it?

prolly, but he was/is (dead at present???) much more than that, saw him
read Dulce et decorum est once, incredibly moving.

Tony B

Quoted message said:

Was going to joke that shouty + beardy should automatically = Brian
Blessed.

<www.fatdrunkandstupid.com/chobb/b3ta_brian_01.htm>

There's more, but I couldn't find it again :-(

Response to Mark Thompson:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Was going to joke that shouty + beardy should automatically = Brian
Blessed.

<www.fatdrunkandstupid.com/chobb/b3ta_brian_01.htm>

There's more, but I couldn't find it again :-(

Brian Blessed makes an early appearance in

http://www2.b3ta.com/namethatbeard/

Pretty safe for work, oddly enough, given the source.

I was once stuck in a fairly small dressing-room with Brian Blessed.
Yes, he actually *is* like that.

--
Mark, UK
"Nothing sets a person up more than having something turn out just the
way it's supposed to be, like falling into a Swiss snowdrift and seeing
a big dog come up with a little cask of brandy round its neck."

spindrift said:

I can't say anything about Smith's imminent humiliation because it's
still ongoing.

Speaking of "Give Us A Clue", who can forget the magical moment when
Una Stubbs finished off One Man And His Dog in under thirty seconds?

Oh give us a tiny hint!!!

We want to know where to be looking to see this!!

ExG

Yeah, this'll be so great - I really can't wait.....

........for you admit you have shot yourself in the foot in full
attention of everyone here - it's very imminent!

(PS, I'm privy to info you clearly are not)