running attractive ?

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Are runners attractive to females ?

Some runners are attractive to some females, some of the
time.

Ellis
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Apply yourself. Take a few risks. Have fun with it.

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Are runners attractive to females ?

I run four or five times a week, at approximately the same
time, and I tend to run into the same girls and housewives
that smile real big at me and I just know they'd love to
have me if only I'd stop. But I never stop, and I never
will. I enjoy the fantasy much more than I ever would the
real thing.

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I run four or five times a week, at approximately the same
time, and I tend to run into the same girls and housewives
that smile real big at me.

I must be going at the wrong time, when do you find
all these horny housewives on the street? I'll change
my schedule.

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Are runners attractive to females ?

A few years ago, my wife's "Glamour" magazine had an article
on the best places to meet (good) men. The #2
recommendation: Join a running club.

They're, of course, talking about slender, in-shape males,
not those trying to lose 25+ pouinds.

Lyndon

"Speed Kills...It kills those that don't have it!" --US
Olympic Track Coach Brooks Johnson

Bethowmuch said:

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I run four or five times a week, at approximately the
same time, and I tend to run into the same girls and
housewives that smile real big at me.

I must be going at the wrong time, when do you find all
these horny housewives on the street?

Probably in his imagination ;-)

Bethowmuch said:

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I run four or five times a week, at approximately the same
time, and I tend to run into the same girls and housewives
that smile real big at me.

I must be going at the wrong time, when do you find all
these horny housewives on the street? I'll change my
schedule.

Between five and six PM, you are bound to see a lot of
people on the streets. But as much as I enjoy an audience, I
have to be honest and admit I run better when it's cool and
quiet. It's just that sometimes I have the feeling some
girls are checking be out, I don't know what to make of it.

--
polar bear

(Lyndon) said:

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Are runners attractive to females ?

A few years ago, my wife's "Glamour" magazine had an
article on the best places to meet (good) men. The #2
recommendation: Join a running club.

They're, of course, talking about slender, in-shape males,
not those trying to lose 25+ pouinds.

i believe it. I've read that 5% of males prefer fat women.
Let's assume (oh..oh) that the reverse is true. And we have
an estimate that 60% of the population is obese.

Doing some math, this means that 95% of all women would like
to select a potential mate from 40% of the men. Most runners
should be in the slim category (eventually). So, looks to me
like clear cut... women prefer runners.

Now, as a man, I stand to be corrected, but if a man also
does some upper body weights and builds his
chest/shoulders/arms, he should be even more attractive to
women. I say this because I'm pretty sure there are NO
skinny men in Chippendales. ...thehick

ummmm................................. sure.

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Are runners attractive to females ?

I run four or five times a week, at approximately the same
time, and I

tend

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to run into the same girls and housewives that smile real
big at me and I just know they'd love to have me if only
I'd stop. But I never stop, and

I

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never will. I enjoy the fantasy much more than I ever
would the real

thing.

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ummmm................................. sure.

Dude, I'm a babe magnet. Really.

polar bear <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

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Are runners attractive to females ?

Yes, butt unfortunately it's not mutual. Runners are by
nature, gay, all of them.

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I run four or five times a week, at approximately the same
time, and I tend to run into the same girls and housewives
that smile real big at me and I just know they'd love to
have me if only I'd stop.

Oh I'm pretty sure they want you to stop allright...stop
coming around.

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But I never stop,

You are gay.

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and I never will.

Confirmed gay.

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I enjoy the fantasy much more than I ever would the
real thing.

Gay people tend to fantasize a lot.

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I run four or five times a week, at approximately the
same time, and I tend to run into the same girls and
housewives that smile real big at me.

I must be going at the wrong time, when do you find all
these horny housewives on the street? I'll change my
schedule.

lesbian.

polar bear <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

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Between five and six PM, you are bound to see a lot of
people on the streets. But as much as I enjoy an
audience,

Then why do you hide in the bushes at the schoolyard?

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I have to be honest and admit I run better when it's cool
and quiet.

That group of angry parents chasing you with clubs and bats
tends to bring out the best in your running.

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It's just that sometimes I have the feeling some girls are
checking be out, I don't know what to make of it.

Well, maybe someday you can go on a date with one, or maybe
even TALK to one, and some of the mystery will be gone.

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I say this because I'm pretty sure there are NO skinny men
in Chippendales.

There are no MEN in Chippendales.

Len A. said:

Oh yes .... we are very attractive to the ladies with
sweat coming out of areas unmentionable. With spit and
drool foaming from our mouths and never mind the smell.
Yes attractive.. they want us bad... they may smile at us
thinking "look at that poor [censored] making a public
spectacle of himself ... has he no shame".

Ahhh, someone with some realism 😉

Dot

--
"Success is different things to different people" -Bernd
Heinrich in Racing the Antelope

Some women actually go for the anorexic, emaciated, red,
splotchy, Schindler's List look. Most soon come to their
senses though, when they realize the ammonia smell never
goes away.

polar bear said:

Are runners attractive to females ?

This one is.

-Brian

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Are runners attractive to females ?

cycle too.

I think the operative word is RUNNERS! We didn't say
anything about GENDER, only RUNNERS! I feel the inherent
complexity of this unidentified variable moves it beyond the
hope of a good answer.