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  1. http://www.roundtheworldbybike.com/reports_latest.asp

    "Massive walls of rock surrounded me as I yelled at my terminally sick
    bike: 15 punctures in four days, four broken chains, two buckled
    wheels, a split tyre, a fragile bottom bracket, no back brake, 6 broken
    spokes in a cracked rim and split hub and only about 10 gears still
    working out of 27. My gloves have duck tape for palms, and my rain
    trousers have a duck tape crotch. My panniers are held with string and
    my shoes stink. My bike is a total contrast to the Sunday afternoon
    riders of Italy who purr along on carbon fibre dream machines looking
    every bit the professional in fancy racing outfits. There is a saying
    in Italy that it is easier to buy a light bike than to lose weight.
    Clearly me and my bike were a lower class of being as the thoroughbreds
    rarely stooped to the level of replying to my greetings. Snobbishness
    like that is a demand to be overtaken..."

  2. Quoted message said:

    http://www.roundtheworldbybike.com/reports_latest.asp

    "Massive walls of rock surrounded me as I yelled at my terminally sick
    bike: 15 punctures in four days, four broken chains, two buckled
    wheels, a split tyre, a fragile bottom bracket, no back brake, 6 broken
    spokes in a cracked rim and split hub and only about 10 gears still
    working out of 27. My gloves have duck tape for palms, and my rain
    trousers have a duck tape crotch. My panniers are held with string and
    my shoes stink. My bike is a total contrast to the Sunday afternoon
    riders of Italy who purr along on carbon fibre dream machines looking
    every bit the professional in fancy racing outfits. There is a saying
    in Italy that it is easier to buy a light bike than to lose weight.
    Clearly me and my bike were a lower class of being as the thoroughbreds
    rarely stooped to the level of replying to my greetings. Snobbishness
    like that is a demand to be overtaken..."

    I was gonna slam this guy for his own brand of snobbery, but then I read
    this on his site:

    AN ETHICS TEST: With all your honor and dignity, what would you do?
    This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.
    Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought.
    By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally.
    The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you
    will have to make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your
    answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous…

    “You are in Florida. There is chaos all around you, caused by a
    hurricane and severe floods. There are huge masses of water everywhere.
    You are a CNN photographer and you are in the middle of this great
    disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot very
    impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you,
    disappearing into the water. Nature is showing all its destroying power
    and is ripping everything away with it.

    Suddenly you see a man in the water fighting for his life, trying not to
    be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move closer. Somehow
    the man looks familiar. Then you realize who it is… George W. Bush! At
    the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to drag him
    under. So you have two options:
    You can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer
    prize-winning photo of the death of the world's most powerful men.”

    And here's the question: (Please give an honest answer)
    Would you select color film, or go with the simplicity of classic black
    and white?

    ROTFLMAO

    Shawn

  3. pmsl, excellent.

  4. Quoted message said:

    http://www.roundtheworldbybike.com/reports_latest.asp

    "Massive walls of rock surrounded me as I yelled at my terminally sick
    bike: 15 punctures in four days, four broken chains, two buckled
    wheels, a split tyre, a fragile bottom bracket, no back brake, 6 broken
    spokes in a cracked rim and split hub and only about 10 gears still
    working out of 27. My gloves have duck tape for palms, and my rain
    trousers have a duck tape crotch. My panniers are held with string and
    my shoes stink. My bike is a total contrast to the Sunday afternoon
    riders of Italy who purr along on carbon fibre dream machines looking
    every bit the professional in fancy racing outfits. There is a saying
    in Italy that it is easier to buy a light bike than to lose weight.
    Clearly me and my bike were a lower class of being as the thoroughbreds
    rarely stooped to the level of replying to my greetings. Snobbishness
    like that is a demand to be overtaken..."

    But it's not you, mate. Then again, you would have to have some part
    about sneaking around a military checkpoint or something like that
    thrown in for good measure.

    JD

  5. Quoted message said:

    http://www.roundtheworldbybike.com/reports_latest.asp

    Hi Pete
    Interesting that the report came from you.
    Where are you off to next?
    Mike

  6. Nah, Alistair is The Man:

    http://www.bikemagic.com/gallery/image.asp?sp=&v=7&uabn=173&Position==1&uin==981

    Anybody who rides a Surly with a shopping basket on the front can do no
    wrong in my eyes.

  7. bikemagic.comimage.asp

    After clicking on the previously mentioned picture link I was flipping
    through them and saw this one. Slightly overloaded bike? That was a
    good one, thanks!

  8. Hmm, it doesn't look like the link is working and I can't fix it. It
    is image 8 of 11 in the series.

  9. <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    http://www.roundtheworldbybike.com/reports_latest.asp

    "Massive walls of rock surrounded me as I yelled at my terminally sick
    bike: 15 punctures in four days, four broken chains, two buckled
    wheels, a split tyre, a fragile bottom bracket, no back brake, 6 broken
    spokes in a cracked rim and split hub and only about 10 gears still
    working out of 27. My gloves have duck tape for palms, and my rain
    trousers have a duck tape crotch. My panniers are held with string and
    my shoes stink. My bike is a total contrast to the Sunday afternoon
    riders of Italy who purr along on carbon fibre dream machines looking
    every bit the professional in fancy racing outfits. There is a saying
    in Italy that it is easier to buy a light bike than to lose weight.
    Clearly me and my bike were a lower class of being as the thoroughbreds
    rarely stooped to the level of replying to my greetings. Snobbishness
    like that is a demand to be overtaken..."

    I can only imagine what emotions you must be experiencing. You have done
    more, and seen more than what 99.9 percent of people in this world will ever
    do. Great job on your writing. If you are a wordsmith you will have no
    shortage of material. All I can say is WOW!.

    TJ

  10. You need to see a Witch Doctor to get that curse off.

  11. Tell the guy who wrote it, not me.

  12. Quoted message said:

    Nah, Alistair is The Man:

    http://www.bikemagic.com/gallery/image.asp?sp=&v=7&uabn=173&Position==1&uin==981

    Anybody who rides a Surly with a shopping basket on the front can do no
    wrong in my eyes.

    Would a 1978 Schwinn Speedster be a qualifier too?

    JD

  13. Alistair stayed at my place in China for a few days on his way through,
    so not so strange. He's a good writer, worth looking through the words
    on that site.

    After an extended spell on the bike this year (2.5 months in the Indian
    Himalaya, followed by two months camping rough in Scotland
    http://petejones.fotopic.net/c757209.html), I've decided the life of an
    itinerant cycling hobo is pretty much up my street. Over the next few
    months I'll be selling off everything I can't fit into panniers and
    hitting the tracks on a semi-permanent basis.

    Fancy a bid on the current lot?
    http://search.ebay.co.uk/_W0QQsassZtrackstermanQQhtZ-1

    Looks like Rich was closer than he realised...
    http://touart.com/amb/ambar/ambar37.htm

  14. <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Alistair stayed at my place in China for a few days on his way through,
    so not so strange. He's a good writer, worth looking through the words
    on that site.

    After an extended spell on the bike this year (2.5 months in the Indian
    Himalaya, followed by two months camping rough in Scotland
    http://petejones.fotopic.net/c757209.html), I've decided the life of an
    itinerant cycling hobo is pretty much up my street. Over the next few
    months I'll be selling off everything I can't fit into panniers and
    hitting the tracks on a semi-permanent basis.

    All I can say is wow.

    The Himalayan and Chinese stuff looks amazing.

    Greg

  15. G.T. said:

    The Himalayan and Chinese stuff looks amazing.

    I didn't see any Hawaiians in the pics either.

    JD


  16. Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    http://www.roundtheworldbybike.com/reports_latest.asp


    I was gonna slam this guy for his own brand of snobbery, but then I read
    this on his site:

    AN ETHICS TEST: With all your honor and dignity, what would you do?
    This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.
    Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought.
    By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally.
    The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you
    will have to make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your
    answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous...

    "You are in Florida. There is chaos all around you, caused by a
    hurricane and severe floods. There are huge masses of water everywhere.
    You are a CNN photographer and you are in the middle of this great
    disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot very
    impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you,
    disappearing into the water. Nature is showing all its destroying power
    and is ripping everything away with it.

    Suddenly you see a man in the water fighting for his life, trying not to
    be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move closer. Somehow
    the man looks familiar. Then you realize who it is... George W. Bush! At
    the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to drag him
    under. So you have two options:
    You can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer
    prize-winning photo of the death of the world's most powerful men."

    And here's the question: (Please give an honest answer)
    Would you select color film, or go with the simplicity of classic black
    and white?

    ROTFLMAO

    Quoted message said:

    From Alistair today -


    -----------------------------------------------
    In 2001 I shaved my head and set off to pedal round the world.
    18 months later somebody paid me £50 to hack off the dreadlocks.
    Then in Peru a one-eyed barber sheared me to look nice and smart in an
    optimistic effort to get through Colombia safely.
    In September 2004 I endured a Siberian skinhead look. And now, 15
    months later and back in civilisation, the ugly prospect of a haircut
    has
    re-appeared...
    Sooo, the big question is: do I shave off my mop and re-integrate into
    the civilised world... or... do I keep the big mullet Wildman look??

    I have decided to let you all decide! So I have set up two websites and
    by a simple vote you can choose whether or not my head gets shaved at
    my party in London on the 22nd. Votes are made by donations to 'Hope
    and Homes for Children' and whichever one receives the most will win.
    Simple.

    So if you want me to cut my hair visit:
    www.justgiving.com/baldchristmas
    and if you want me to keep the hair visit:
    www.justgiving.com/warmearschristmas

    Thank you for your fashion advice!
    Merry Christmas
    -----------------------------------------------

    Get voting - but specify, it's gotta be a mullet!!!

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