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RR: Short, pithy, mysterious

Corvus Corvax · 2004-09-11T03:37:35+00:00

Would love to tell the whole story of my sordid evening, but ... well ... later. But I do have a good quote: [censored], jumping out of his SUV: "Who the [censored] do you think you are?" Me, cell phone coming off the chest strap of my Timbuk2: "I'm the guy who's calling the police." No injuries. CC

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Published: 11 September 2004
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Corvus Corvax
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11 September 2004, 03:37 UTC #1

Would love to tell the whole story of my sordid evening, but ... well
... later. But I do have a good quote:
[censored], jumping out of his SUV: "Who the [censored] do you think you are?"
Me, cell phone coming off the chest strap of my Timbuk2: "I'm the guy
who's calling the police."
No injuries.
CC

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Scott
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11 September 2004, 12:44 UTC #2

"Corvus Corvax" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Would love to tell the whole story of my sordid evening, but ... well
.. later. But I do have a good quote:
[censored], jumping out of his SUV: "Who the [censored] do you think you are?"
Me, cell phone coming off the chest strap of my Timbuk2: "I'm the guy
who's calling the police."
No injuries.
CC
Wow let's hear this one.

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Stephen Baker
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11 September 2004, 13:41 UTC #3

CC says:
Quoted message said:
Me, cell phone coming off the chest strap of my Timbuk2: "I'm the guy
who's calling the police."
Give 'em hell.
Quoted message said:
No injuries.
What, you didn't even leave him with a shiner for the memories? ;-)
Steve

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JD
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11 September 2004, 17:08 UTC #4

"Corvus Corvax" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...
Quoted message said:
Would love to tell the whole story of my sordid evening, but ... well
.. later. But I do have a good quote:
[censored], jumping out of his SUV: "Who the [censored] do you think you are?"
Me, cell phone coming off the chest strap of my Timbuk2: "I'm the guy
who's calling the police."
No injuries.
My answer is always, "Your second mistake was getting out of that POS,
care for a third?"
JD

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Marty
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12 September 2004, 12:37 UTC #5

"JD" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"Corvus Corvax" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

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Quoted message said:
Would love to tell the whole story of my sordid evening, but ... well
.. later. But I do have a good quote:
[censored], jumping out of his SUV: "Who the [censored] do you think you are?"
Me, cell phone coming off the chest strap of my Timbuk2: "I'm the guy
who's calling the police."
No injuries.
My answer is always, "Your second mistake was getting out of that POS,
care for a third?"
JD
I used a variation of that line once. I think my guys 2nd mistake was
"standing up". Damn if he didn't make that 3rd mistake. Violence is not
always the right
answer. At least it wasn't for him..................
Marty

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JD
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12 September 2004, 18:52 UTC #6

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"JD" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"Corvus Corvax" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

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Quoted message said:
Would love to tell the whole story of my sordid evening, but ... well
.. later. But I do have a good quote:
[censored], jumping out of his SUV: "Who the [censored] do you think you are?"
Me, cell phone coming off the chest strap of my Timbuk2: "I'm the guy
who's calling the police."
No injuries.
My answer is always, "Your second mistake was getting out of that POS,
care for a third?"
JD
I used a variation of that line once. I think my guys 2nd mistake was
"standing up". Damn if he didn't make that 3rd mistake. Violence is not
always the right
answer. At least it wasn't for him..................
Marty
It's funny how some people just *can't* seem to learn, except the hard
way. I had some skate punk verbally accost me downtown last night for
no reason while I was eating my lunch. Ignoring this foolish person
wasn't working, but after I stood up and unpolitely told him to depart
from my territorial imperative, something in his meth-addled brain
agreed with my suggestion and he ran off.
JD

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GeeDubb
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13 September 2004, 01:01 UTC #7

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It's funny how some people just *can't* seem to learn, except the hard
way. I had some skate punk verbally accost me downtown last night for
no reason while I was eating my lunch. Ignoring this foolish person
wasn't working, but after I stood up and unpolitely told him to depart
from my territorial imperative, something in his meth-addled brain
agreed with my suggestion and he ran off.
JD
Kind of nice being as big as you are. Doesn't always work for us height
challenged guys <(:-}
Gary

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JD
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13 September 2004, 17:25 UTC #8

"GeeDubb" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...
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Quoted message said:
It's funny how some people just *can't* seem to learn, except the hard
way. I had some skate punk verbally accost me downtown last night for
no reason while I was eating my lunch. Ignoring this foolish person
wasn't working, but after I stood up and unpolitely told him to depart
from my territorial imperative, something in his meth-addled brain
agreed with my suggestion and he ran off.
JD
Kind of nice being as big as you are. Doesn't always work for us height
challenged guys <(:-}
Gary
It was kind of weird because he had tried the same shiite with a
40something hispanic gentleman who had to resort to the same tactics
as mine right before my turn. He backed down from him as well. It's
mostly about not taking any [censored] from dirtbags.
JD

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Marty
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13 September 2004, 23:46 UTC #9

"JD" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"GeeDubb" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

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Quoted message said:
snip>
Quoted message said:
It's funny how some people just *can't* seem to learn, except the hard
way. I had some skate punk verbally accost me downtown last night for
no reason while I was eating my lunch. Ignoring this foolish person
wasn't working, but after I stood up and unpolitely told him to depart
from my territorial imperative, something in his meth-addled brain
agreed with my suggestion and he ran off.
JD
Kind of nice being as big as you are. Doesn't always work for us height
challenged guys <(:-}
Gary
It was kind of weird because he had tried the same shiite with a
40something hispanic gentleman who had to resort to the same tactics
as mine right before my turn. He backed down from him as well. It's
mostly about not taking any [censored] from dirtbags.
JD
It's not the size of the dog in the fight..............

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Bill Wheeler
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14 September 2004, 22:57 UTC #10

Corvus Corvax said:

Would love to tell the whole story of my sordid evening, but ... well
.. later. But I do have a good quote:
[censored], jumping out of his SUV: "Who the [censored] do you think you are?"
Me, cell phone coming off the chest strap of my Timbuk2: "I'm the guy
who's calling the police."
No injuries.
CC
You tease....that's just plain cold. Now I have to go hunt through
all the posts that follow to find the story...harrrmmph!
Bill

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