Roomates in Heaven

Jim Flom said:

laff@me and Eunuch

http://tinyurl.com/hj842

You don't get your own room in Heaven???
Forget it man, I'm giving up this salvation thing.

Ben
It's not that I'm not altruistic. I just hate sharing.

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laff@me and Eunuch

For a skinny little weak guy you sure make a lot of enemies.

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laff@me and Eunuch

For a skinny little weak guy you sure make a lot of enemies.

That was the second biggest rbr laugh I got today, Tommy. It's like you too
can't help yourselves.

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You don't get your own room in Heaven???
Forget it man, I'm giving up this salvation thing.

Heaven begins with picking your roommate. Of course, that would be
hell for Heidi...

Curtis L. Russell
Odenton, MD (USA)
Just someone on two wheels...

Of course that is k.Eunich in the back. Where he likes it.
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laff@me and Eunuch

http://tinyurl.com/hj842

Curtis L. Russell said:

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You don't get your own room in Heaven???
Forget it man, I'm giving up this salvation thing.

Heaven begins with picking your roommate. Of course, that would be
hell for Heidi...

But if you're muslim and you blow yourself up you get 16 virgins.

Donald Munro said:

But if you're muslim and you blow yourself up you get 16 virgins.

You know, realistically, I am looking for all the help I can get, and
virgins simply aren't going to cut it. To quote from the Music Man,
"the older and wiser woman for me".

16 virgins and you may have to blow yourself up. Or hold a training
class.

Curtis L. Russell
Odenton, MD (USA)
Just someone on two wheels...

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But if you're muslim and you blow yourself up you get 16 virgins.

I explode inside a woman, and I am not muslim.

On Fri, 28 Apr 2006 16:46:41 +0000, Donald Munro <[email hidden]>

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Curtis L. Russell said:

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You don't get your own room in Heaven???
Forget it man, I'm giving up this salvation thing.

Heaven begins with picking your roommate. Of course, that would be
hell for Heidi...

But if you're muslim and you blow yourself up you get 16 virgins.

How dare you insult Islam in this way - suggesting that heavenly reward is as
mundane, meager and ordinary as humping 16 maidens.

You get 72 virgins.

Ron

Pudd'nhead Wilson said:

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But if you're muslim and you blow yourself up you get 16 virgins.

I explode inside a woman, and I am not muslim.

I take a woman to heaven, not the other way round.

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But if you're muslim and you blow yourself up you get 16 virgins.

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I explode inside a woman, and I am not muslim.

I take a woman to heaven, not the other way round.

Either way, exploding before you get inside seems premature, or
immature at best. Blowing up and dying *before* you get the woman just
sounds like jacking off. Islam cums up short.

Curtis L. Russell said:

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Heaven begins with picking your roommate. Of course, that would be
hell for Heidi...

Donald Munro said:

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But if you're muslim and you blow yourself up you get 16 virgins.

RonSonic said:

You get 72 virgins.

Inflation. Virgins aren't worth what they used to be.