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  1. ROMAN GLADIATORS WERE VEGGIE

    Roman gladiators were overweight vegetarians who lived on
    barley and beans, according to a scientific study by the
    University of Vienna of the largest gladiator graveyard
    discovered.

    Analysis of the bones of more than 70 gladiators recently
    found near Ephesus, the Roman capital of Asia Minor, puts
    paid to traditional Hollywood images of macho carnivores
    with the physique of boxers.

    Ancient Roman mosaics depict gladiators as stocky, heavy
    men but historians have tended to assume this was a tribute
    to their macho image rather than a literal depiction of
    their size.

    Karl Grossschmidt, a forensic anthropologist at Vienna
    University, used chemical testing on the bones to
    reveal that gladiators stuck to a diet of barley and
    beans to bulk out.

    It was a boring diet, he admitted. "They got enough of this
    food every day to make them very fat and strong," he said.
    He concluded that they devised the diet primarily to protect
    themselves from slashing wounds and damage to nerves and
    blood vessels, with the layer of fat supplementing their
    scant armor.

    Dr Grossschmidt noticed from the bone analysis that,
    contrary to the normal effects of intensive training, the
    gladiators put on weight before a fight rather than lost it.

    The density of the bone tissue was significantly higher than
    normal, exactly what one finds in modern athletes, he said.
    The bone enlargement was particularly pronounced in the feet
    - evidence that gladiators fought barefoot in the slippery
    arena sand.

    courtesy of vnv.org.auVNVUpdate 18.htm

  2. God, I love the Internet. Excellent post!

    Where else can I experience the finest vegan propaganda
    delivered right to my home? I do have to commend you,
    since I couldn't be laughing harder if you were doing
    standup comedy.

    Keep fighting the good fight, man. I salute you for
    entertaining me free of charge. In fact, I swear to
    become a vegan on my deathbed just to help prove all of
    you were right.

    Keep up the good work and, 'til next time...
    --

    Hasta, Curt Nelson

    "Keith" <withheld@ . > wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    ROMAN GLADIATORS WERE VEGGIE

    courtesy of vnv.org.auVNVUpdate
    18.htm

  3. Quoted message said:

    "Keith" <withheld@ . > wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    ROMAN GLADIATORS WERE VEGGIE courtesy of vnv.org.auVNVUpdate
    18.htm

    Curt Nelson said:

    Where else can I experience the finest vegan propaganda
    delivered right to my home?

    Roman gladiators ate a high carb diet, were overweight, and
    died young. VEGAN propaganda?

    It's one of those Atkinsians sneaking over from asdl-
    c, Ibetcha.

    Martin
    --
    Martin Golding | Studies indicate that undernutrition
    increases lifespan. DoD #236 | Eat good, die young. Leave a
    big corpse.

  4. Martin Golding said:


    Quoted message said:

    "Keith" <withheld@ . > wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    ROMAN GLADIATORS WERE VEGGIE courtesy of vnv.org.auVNVUpdate
    18.htm

    Curt Nelson said:

    Where else can I experience the finest vegan propaganda
    delivered right to my home?

    Roman gladiators ate a high carb diet, were overweight,
    and died young. VEGAN propaganda?


    LOL! You read my thoughts.

    Practice safe eating - always use condiments

  5. sf <[email hidden]> wrote in
    :"]news:[email hidden]:

    Quoted message said:
    Martin Golding said:


    Quoted message said:

    "Keith" <withheld@ . > wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...
    > ROMAN GLADIATORS WERE VEGGIE courtesy of vnv.org.auVNVUpdate
    > 18.htm

    Curt Nelson said:

    Where else can I experience the finest vegan
    propaganda delivered right to my home?

    Roman gladiators ate a high carb diet, were overweight,
    and died young. VEGAN propaganda?


    LOL! You read my thoughts.

    Practice safe eating - always use condiments

    Don't be silly Gladiators were Slaves. As slaves they were
    fed the cheapest food possible. Who cared if they found it
    boring, or even if they liked it?

    --
    Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on
    nothing but food and water.
    --------
    FIELDS, W. C.

  6. What happened to the Mounty? (yeah yeah you had to be
    there!)

    -Sticks (giggliing hysterically)

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:


    Quoted message said:

    "Keith" <withheld@ . > wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Roman gladiators ate a high carb diet, were overweight,
    and died young. VEGAN propaganda?

  7. In article said:


    ROMAN GLADIATORS WERE VEGGIE

    Roman gladiators were overweight vegetarians who lived on
    barley and beans, according to a scientific study by the
    University of Vienna of the largest gladiator graveyard
    discovered.

    If so, where did they get their vitamin B12?

    Chuck Demas

    --
    Eat Healthy | _ _ | Nothing would be done at all, Stay Fit
    | @ @ | If a man waited to do it so well, Die Anyway | v |
    That no one could find fault with it. [email hidden] |
    \___/ | world.std.com~cpd

  8. Quoted message said:
    Keith withheld@ . said:


    ROMAN GLADIATORS WERE VEGGIE

    Roman gladiators were overweight vegetarians who lived on
    barley and beans, according to a scientific study by the
    University of Vienna of the largest gladiator graveyard
    discovered.

    If so, where did they get their vitamin B12?

    Chucky Demasinni

    Romans are filthy WOPS, they suck peepee and pick pockets.

    ---= BOYCOTT FRENCH--GERMAN (belgium) =--- ---= Move UNITED
    NATIONS To Paris =--- Sheldon ```````````` "Life would be
    devoid of all meaning were it without tribulation."

  9. hahabogus said:

    sf <[email hidden]> wrote in
    :"]news:[email hidden]:

    Quoted message said:

    On Mon, 05 Apr 2004 04:31:58 GMT, "Martin Golding"
    <[email hidden]> wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Roman gladiators ate a high carb diet, were
    overweight, and died young. VEGAN propaganda?


    LOL! You read my thoughts.

    Practice safe eating - always use condiments

    Don't be silly Gladiators were Slaves. As slaves they
    were fed the cheapest food possible. Who cared if they
    found it boring, or even if they liked it?

    No one is being silly. That's what they ate and most
    Gladiators didn't volunteer, it was a draft.

    I laughed because Martin called it "vegan propaganda"...
    both of us know there was no choice for the vast majority of
    gladiators. Sorry you couldn't understand the (black) humor.

    Get some extra sleep. It will help you get over the
    time change.

    Practice safe eating - always use condiments

  10. On 05 Apr 2004 16:11:02 GMT, [email hidden] (PENMART01)

    Quoted message said:


    Romans are filthy WOPS, they suck peepee and pick
    pockets.

    They still pinch women's butts in elevators (I'm not
    joking).

    Practice safe eating - always use condiments

  11. Sticks.... I know rich Roman women liked being sticked by
    gladiators, but that's OT.

    ``````````` On Mon, 05 Apr 2004 09:17:16 -0400, sticks

    Quoted message said:

    What happened to the Mounty? (yeah yeah you had to be
    there!)

    -Sticks (giggliing hysterically)

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:


    > "Keith" <withheld@ . > wrote in message
    > "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Roman gladiators ate a high carb diet, were
    overweight, and died young. VEGAN propaganda?

    Practice safe eating - always use condiments

  12. In article <[email hidden]>,

    sf said:

    No one is being silly. That's what they ate and most
    Gladiators didn't volunteer, it was a draft.

    I'm pretty sure some people did sell themselves into slavery
    and become gladiators. They could buy their way out of
    slavery again later, if they had the funds.

    Miche

    --
    If you want to end war and stuff you got to sing loud. --
    Arlo Guthrie, "Alice's Restaurant"

  13. Miche said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    sf said:

    No one is being silly. That's what they ate and most
    Gladiators didn't volunteer, it was a draft.

    I'm pretty sure some people did sell themselves into
    slavery and become gladiators.


    Perhaps if that was their only way to survive, however
    little short a time it was. There was no other reason other
    than desparation (or insanity) to sell youself into that
    sort of thing.

    Quoted message said:

    They could buy their way out of slavery again later, if
    they had the funds.

    If they were the WINNER. Most of them died.

    The big difference between them iand today's athletes are
    that today's athletes are paid a lot more money and they
    don't anticipate dying during the game.

    Practice safe eating - always use condiments

  14. In article <[email hidden]>,

    sf said:
    Miche said:

    In article
    <[email hidden]>, sf

    Quoted message said:

    No one is being silly. That's what they ate and most
    Gladiators didn't volunteer, it was a draft.

    I'm pretty sure some people did sell themselves into
    slavery and become gladiators.


    Perhaps if that was their only way to survive, however
    little short a time it was. There was no other reason
    other than desparation (or insanity) to sell youself into
    that sort of thing.

    Quoted message said:

    They could buy their way out of slavery again later, if
    they had the funds.

    If they were the WINNER. Most of them died.

    The big difference between them iand today's athletes are
    that today's athletes are paid a lot more money and they
    don't anticipate dying during the game.

    I have heard of football as being called "modern gladatorial
    games", but wonder if Hockey would be even more
    approrpriate? <G>

    Or Rugby...

    K.

    --
    Sprout the Mung Bean to reply...

    Quoted message said:

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    cgi6.ebay.comeBayISAPI.dll
    &include=0&userid=katra

  15. In article <[email hidden]>,

    sf said:
    Miche said:

    In article
    <[email hidden]>, sf

    Quoted message said:

    No one is being silly. That's what they ate and most
    Gladiators didn't volunteer, it was a draft.

    I'm pretty sure some people did sell themselves into
    slavery and become gladiators.


    Perhaps if that was their only way to survive, however
    little short a time it was. There was no other reason
    other than desparation (or insanity) to sell youself into
    that sort of thing.

    Quoted message said:

    They could buy their way out of slavery again later, if
    they had the funds.

    If they were the WINNER. Most of them died.

    Actually very few of them died. They were worth too much to
    their owners for that.

    Miche

    --
    If you want to end war and stuff you got to sing loud. --
    Arlo Guthrie, "Alice's Restaurant"

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