It's funny how things come around and go around. I used to hate
those guys on their bikes with the skinny wheels riding the edge of the
pavement. "Get on the sidewalk!" I would yell from time to time,
wishing I had a P.A. system to amplify my cry of needless frustration.
It was a classic case of car vs. bike. Only a couple of years later I
was introduced to mountain biking. What a rush! I became obsessed. I
rode as often as I could as my competitive side thrived on this sport
that was so new and exciting to me. I started racing to see where I
was at. Second from last in a field of twenty six was pretty bad but
it was a start. Work would get in the way and I couldn't ride as
often as I wanted or needed to become faster.
I started riding at night along the sidewalks of my neighborhood. I
monitored my heart rate, my distance and my speed. Twenty miles per
hour on the sidewalk is fun but dangerous. Nineteen miles of sidewalk
every other night at that speed was asking for trouble. I did it in
the day sometimes too. That's when I ran into some roadies at a gas
station. They literally laughed at me. They seemed to be encouraging
each other as they audibly made comments about the "dork" on the
mountain bike. Who were they to say such a thing? Why would they say
such a thing?
I continued to race off road and improve. I was placing in the teens
now in fields numbering in the thirties. Not bad as far as I was
concerned but I wanted to go faster. I spoke with the winners and
asked them how they train. Many of them said "I ride 150 - 200
miles a week most of it road." The road? Really? It wasn't long
before I purchased a brand new steel frame road bike for $650. I
started racking up miles riding the edge of the pavement hoping I
wouldn't get hit by my former self. As I raced I started finding
myself on the podium, not on the top but I was there. It was time to
start riding with a group.
The first group recommended to me wasn't that far from home. I woke
up early on a Saturday and pulled up with my road bike on the back of
my SUV. I was amazed at the number of riders just before I was shocked
to see a group of guys say "who the hell is this?" as they looked
at me then my bike. I parked and one guy called it an ugly-stick he
suggested I go fishing instead. Who where these guys? What jerks!
They were well groomed and looked like cyborgs with their shaven legs
and carbon fiber bikes that matched their clothes. The elitist
attitude was shocking and became my first impression of roadies.
These riders rode out to state road 27 in Broward county. The wind
blew diagonally so they drafted that way. They blocked both lanes
causing traffic to back up and reminding me of the reasons I hated
roadies. I wasn't one of these guys, I was a mountain biker. I
refused to follow the draft pattern and was eventually dropped by the
main group. A few sane riders drafted me for as long as I could last
as I was unaware of rotation patterns.
I later worked up the nerve to ride with another group. They called
themselves the South Broward Wheelers. This was a different group
indeed. They welcomed me and taught me the ways of the road. But as
life would have it things came up that prevented me from riding and I
found myself a year and thirty pounds later wondering why I stopped
riding.
Getting back on the bike has been fun but things have changed. My MTB
buddies are all faster than me and they ride the road now. I have a
lot of catching up to do. Something very interesting is happening
though. My off road friends started riding with the South Broward
Wheelers and they are not getting along. It's a classic case of
Mountain Biker vs. Roadie. I can't believe this. Why does this have
to happen? The roadies are starting to carry an elitist attitude and
the mountain bikers are like unshaven gorillas to them. The roadies
want the gorillas to slow down and follow form. The gorillas want the
roadies to shut up and stop telling everybody what to do. So to that I
ask "Why?"