Road-raged

kingsley said:

I was crusing down Castlereigh(sp?) street this arvo,
trying to keep up with a (bike) courier.

Sitting about 40m behind him, riding at a good speed
without hammering it (guess 25km/h). Then this
cro-magnon in a celica kind of half pulls out between us
into the bus lane. The courier zooms past, but I brake and
sit behind him.

A few seconds later he jams on the brakes, leans out
the window and shouts "get off my [censored]"...

I wish I had said a great retort like "get out of the bus lane",
etc, but you never think of them at the time, I guess
I was dumb-struck that someone could be such an [censored].

You've got to rehearse your great retorts so that you have them ready.

e.g. a few months ago I read a post here about a redneck sheila who
suggested (quite rudely) that a cyclist should get back on the
pavement where he belonged and the response from the cyclist. It
sounded pretty good to me, so I rehearsed similar responses. And I got
lucky :-)

Redneck sheila in a VH or VK Commodore winds down the LH front window
and screams "Get on the f...ing pavement where you belong?" Now, the
trick here is to keep your cool and to respond calmly, quietly and
politely. "Madam, it would be more appropriate for you to get back to
the zoo where you belong before the keepers realize you have escaped."
Make sure you have an escape path :-)

Regards,
Richard.

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You've got to rehearse your great retorts so that you have them ready.

e.g. a few months ago I read a post here about a redneck sheila who
suggested (quite rudely) that a cyclist should get back on the
pavement where he belonged and the response from the cyclist. It
sounded pretty good to me, so I rehearsed similar responses. And I got
lucky :-)

Redneck sheila in a VH or VK Commodore winds down the LH front window
and screams "Get on the f...ing pavement where you belong?" Now, the
trick here is to keep your cool and to respond calmly, quietly and
politely. "Madam, it would be more appropriate for you to get back to
the zoo where you belong before the keepers realize you have escaped."
Make sure you have an escape path :-)

Or you could try my favourite....."Pull your head in.....you look like a
f##kin' cattle truck!!!"

Gags

On Thu, 9 Oct 2003 21:02:42 +1000, "Gags"

drgagnon@nospam_ozemail.com.au said:

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You've got to rehearse your great retorts so that you have them ready.

e.g. a few months ago I read a post here about a redneck sheila who
suggested (quite rudely) that a cyclist should get back on the
pavement where he belonged and the response from the cyclist. It
sounded pretty good to me, so I rehearsed similar responses. And I got
lucky :-)

Redneck sheila in a VH or VK Commodore winds down the LH front window
and screams "Get on the f...ing pavement where you belong?" Now, the
trick here is to keep your cool and to respond calmly, quietly and
politely. "Madam, it would be more appropriate for you to get back to
the zoo where you belong before the keepers realize you have escaped."
Make sure you have an escape path :-)

Or you could try my favourite....."Pull your head in.....you look like a
f##kin' cattle truck!!!"

Gags

ooh, these are good! I need MORE!!!!

Kingsley said:

I was crusing down Castlereigh(sp?) street this arvo, trying to keep up
with a (bike) courier.
Sitting about 40m behind him, riding at a good speed without hammering
it (guess 25km/h). Then this cro-magnon in a celica kind of half pulls
out between us into the bus lane. The courier zooms past, but I brake
and sit behind him.
A few seconds later he jams on the brakes, leans out the window and
shouts "get off my [censored]"...
I wish I had said a great retort like "get out of the bus lane", etc,
but you never think of them at the time, I guess I was dumb-struck that
someone could be such an [censored].
-kt

yeah, i always wonder how drivers feel about me drafting them. i can see
how it would be annoying though. they probably think that you'll crash
into them, especially going 60km/h one meter back.

how much do u love buses. big fat chunks of wind breaker. as a bonus,
they don't stop too quickly.

jamming on the brakes by the celica is not cool, especially for no good
reason. y not do as memhpman does. smash his window in with a heavy
object or hard fist.

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You've got to rehearse your great retorts so that you have them ready.

e.g. a few months ago I read a post here about a redneck sheila who
suggested (quite rudely) that a cyclist should get back on the
pavement where he belonged and the response from the cyclist. It
sounded pretty good to me, so I rehearsed similar responses. And I got
lucky :-)

Redneck sheila in a VH or VK Commodore winds down the LH front window
and screams "Get on the f...ing pavement where you belong?" Now, the
trick here is to keep your cool and to respond calmly, quietly and
politely. "Madam, it would be more appropriate for you to get back to
the zoo where you belong before the keepers realize you have escaped."
Make sure you have an escape path :-)

Or you could try my favourite....."Pull your head in.....you look like a
f##kin' cattle truck!!!"

I seem to automatically come out with "EAT SH!+!!!" at full volume. I think
that sends a pretty clear message.
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DFM

On Thu, 09 Oct 2003 21:56:16 +1000, Arpit
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ooh, these are good! I need MORE!!!!

On last year's round the bay, a bunch of about 40 to 50 bikes. New
Monaro. Usual [censored]. One of the guys yelled "Now we _all_ know what a
c... looks like!"

Regards,
Richard.

Hmmm, these are all good retorts...but I have found that a simple "Kiss
my [censored]" or "Get stuffed" comes easily to hand and does not challenge
the depleted intellect it is aimed at.

Fortunately I ride in a mostly bicycle-friendly area and don't need
tocome out with them too often.

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yeah, i always wonder how drivers feel about me drafting them. i can see
how it would be annoying though. they probably think that you'll crash
into them, especially going 60km/h one meter back.

how much do u love buses. big fat chunks of wind breaker. as a bonus,
they don't stop too quickly.

jamming on the brakes by the celica is not cool, especially for no good
reason. y not do as memhpman does. smash his window in with a heavy
object or hard fist.

I think you are [censored] for drafting on any car/bus and if you do it
near me and I'm on my bike, I'll let you know it. If I'm in my car
I'll also let you know it.

Apart from being illegal, it confirms to the driver, that all cyclists
a [censored] and thus they should show them no repsect. And next time
that driver thinks, "gee, zooming up this bikelane in my car seems a
good idea, [censored] it, it's only cyclists I'll [censored]", I'll thank
[censored] like you, who don't help any ones cause.

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I was crusing down Castlereigh(sp?) street this arvo,
trying to keep up with a (bike) courier.

Sitting about 40m behind him, riding at a good speed
without hammering it (guess 25km/h). Then this
cro-magnon in a celica kind of half pulls out between us
into the bus lane. The courier zooms past, but I brake and
sit behind him.

A few seconds later he jams on the brakes, leans out
the window and shouts "get off my [censored]"...

I wish I had said a great retort like "get out of the bus lane",
etc, but you never think of them at the time, I guess
I was dumb-struck that someone could be such an [censored].

Two [censored] morons meet. Him for being in the bus lane and you for drafting.

rickster said:

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Quoted message said:

I was crusing down Castlereigh(sp?) street this arvo, trying to keep up
with a (bike) courier.

Sitting about 40m behind him, riding at a good speed without hammering
it (guess 25km/h). Then this cro-magnon in a celica kind of half pulls
out between us into the bus lane. The courier zooms past, but I brake
and sit behind him.

A few seconds later he jams on the brakes, leans out the window and
shouts "get off my [censored]"...

I wish I had said a great retort like "get out of the bus lane", etc,
but you never think of them at the time, I guess I was dumb-struck that
someone could be such an [censored].

Two [censored] morons meet. Him for being in the bus lane and you for
drafting.

Huh? who said I was drafting - only you.
I wasn't - that's the point.

-kt

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I was crusing down Castlereigh(sp?) street this arvo, trying to keep up
with a (bike) courier.

Sitting about 40m behind him, riding at a good speed without hammering
it (guess 25km/h). Then this cro-magnon in a celica kind of half pulls
out between us into the bus lane. The courier zooms past, but I brake
and sit behind him.

A few seconds later he jams on the brakes, leans out the window and
shouts "get off my [censored]"...

I wish I had said a great retort like "get out of the bus lane", etc,
but you never think of them at the time, I guess I was dumb-struck that
someone could be such an [censored].

Two [censored] morons meet. Him for being in the bus lane and you for
drafting.

Huh? who said I was drafting - only you.
I wasn't - that's the point.

"break and sit behind"

sounds like drafting to me, and perhaps to the driver too

get over it

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> I was crusing down Castlereigh(sp?) street this arvo, trying to keep

up

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> with a (bike) courier.
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> Sitting about 40m behind him, riding at a good speed without

hammering

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> it (guess 25km/h). Then this cro-magnon in a celica kind of half

pulls

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> out between us into the bus lane. The courier zooms past, but I

brake

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> and sit behind him.
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> A few seconds later he jams on the brakes, leans out the window and
> shouts "get off my [censored]"...
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> I wish I had said a great retort like "get out of the bus lane", etc,
> but you never think of them at the time, I guess I was dumb-struck

that

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> someone could be such an [censored].
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Two [censored] morons meet. Him for being in the bus lane and you for
drafting.

Huh? who said I was drafting - only you.
I wasn't - that's the point.

"break and sit behind"

sounds like drafting to me, and perhaps to the driver too

i don't care if a car wants to come behind me. as long as he doesn't hit
me he can do what he wants. rickster, i wouldn't be drafting you anyway
cause ur so slow.

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i don't care if a car wants to come behind me. as long as he doesn't hit
me he can do what he wants. rickster, i wouldn't be drafting you anyway
cause ur so slow.

I can see this turning nasty...

"You are!"
"YOU are!"
"Am not! You are!"
"I know you are so what am I?"

hippy
- watching (shhh!) Bathurst1000

I have had the 'pleasure' of this happen quite often, unfotunately the
cars fly by too quick for a witty reply mostly.

I have had the opportunity to catch up to one or two cars though, and
once the driver or passenger stick their head out the window and see my
size, they usually try to move away pretty quickly.

I am an ex rugby player who is 6'5" and 115kgs. Not your typical cyclist
build!!!!!

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