RIP...The Power Bar Guy

Jack Schidt® said:

Brian Maxwell, dead of a heart attack at age 51.

Those power bars and imitations of are in every store that
sells food, pretty much, from supermarkets to gas station
c-stores.

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Jack Clif

Heh. Kinda like the guy who invented Metabolife products.
Trying to stay healthy will kill you every time 🙂

Jill

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Brian Maxwell, dead of a heart attack at age 51.

Those power bars and imitations of are in every store that
sells food, pretty much, from supermarkets to gas station
c-stores.

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Jack Clif

On the other hand, my step dad is 80. Drank very heavily
for 60 or more of those years and smoked the same.

He'll outlive me. I made a bet. And I'll win. I just won't
be able to collect.

I suppose the Powerbar guy had to sample his stuff too much
for quality control. Health food will catch up with you.

You know what they say. If you live too healthy, one day
you'll feel stupid dying in a hospital of - nothing.

In his case, he lived healthy and still died. What a slap
in the face. I'll go get a drink.

Steve

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Brian Maxwell, dead of a heart attack at age 51.

Another guy punished for sinning against the concept of
food.

Jack Schidt® said:

Brian Maxwell, dead of a heart attack at age 51.

Those power bars and imitations of are in every store that
sells food, pretty much, from supermarkets to gas station
c-stores.

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Jack Clif

Makes you wonder how many Power Bars he ate and whether it
was a factor....

gloria p There's no substitute for REAL food.

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Brian Maxwell, dead of a heart attack at age 51.

Posted by Priate John in Alt.obituarys...very funny
stuff. mwestport
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How to tell a Power Bar from a Dog Turd

Power Bars cost $1.75. Dog turds are free.

Power Bars have shiny wrappers. Dog turds don't.

A fly will eat a dog turd. Have you ever seen a fly eat a
Power Bar?

Dog Turds get slippery when wet.

Power Bars come in five delicious (yeah - right!) flavors.
Dog turds only come in one.

Dog turds won't damage your lawn mower blade. The jury is
still out on Power Bars.

You won't find Power Bars all over your favorite
hiking trail.

Dog turds are made of naturally occurring substances.

Dog turds are biodegradable.

There was no Dog Turd International Women's Challenge
this year.

You don't have to go to Idaho to tour the Dog Turd Factory.

You can't use a dog turd as an emergency shoe resole.

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Jack Schidt® said:

Brian Maxwell, dead of a heart attack at age 51.

Those power bars and imitations of are in every store
that sells food, pretty much, from supermarkets to gas
station c-stores.

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Jack Clif

Makes you wonder how many Power Bars he ate and whether it
was a factor....

gloria p There's no substitute for REAL food.

Prolly was the 20 hr work days getting his product in every
store, 20 hrs a day and 7 days a week.

--
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on
nothing but food and water.
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FIELDS, W. C.

Headline in the year 2014: "Oatbran, The Silent Killer!"

Becca

jmcquown said:

Heh. Kinda like the guy who invented Metabolife products.
Trying to stay healthy will kill you every time 🙂

No, you're thinking of Herbalife, not Metabolife. Here's a
couple links about the death of the founder of Herbalife, at
age 44. Those herbs sure did him a lot of good!

mlmwatch.orgherbalife06.htmlOpen ↗
rickross.comherbalife9.htmlOpen ↗

Then there was that jogging guru guy...Fix....(jim?)

heart attack while jogging, IIRC

it seems like all the old codgers drink, smoke, and eat
fried baloney sandwiches daily :-p

john

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On Sun, 21 Mar 2004 16:51:24 GMT, "Jack Schidt®" <jack-
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Brian Maxwell, dead of a heart attack at age 51.

Those power bars and imitations of are in every store
that sells food, pretty much, from supermarkets to gas
station c-stores.

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p/index.html

Jack Clif

On the other hand, my step dad is 80. Drank very heavily
for 60 or more of those years and smoked the same.

He'll outlive me. I made a bet. And I'll win. I just won't
be able to collect.

I suppose the Powerbar guy had to sample his stuff too
much for quality control. Health food will catch up
with you.

You know what they say. If you live too healthy, one day
you'll feel stupid dying in a hospital of - nothing.

In his case, he lived healthy and still died. What a slap
in the face. I'll go get a drink.

Steve

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John D. Misrahi said:

Then there was that jogging guru guy...Fix....(jim?)

heart attack while jogging, IIRC

Yep, Jim Fixx. But, his family had a long history of heart
problems, both his father and grandfather dying before the
age of 45. At least he made it to 52.

nb

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Jack Schidt® said:

Brian Maxwell, dead of a heart attack at age 51.

Those power bars and imitations of are in every store
that sells food, pretty much, from supermarkets to gas
station c-stores.

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Jack Clif

Makes you wonder how many Power Bars he ate and whether
it was a factor....

gloria p There's no substitute for REAL food.

Prolly was the 20 hr work days getting his product in
every store, 20 hrs

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day and 7 days a week.

Right, never underestimate stress as a real killer.

Jack Relax

Becca said:

Headline in the year 2014: "Oatbran, The Silent Killer!"

Becca

Or: "The Many Illnesses That a High Carb Diet Can Cure!"

gloria p

Mwestport said:

Power Bars come in five delicious (yeah - right!) flavors.
Dog turds only come in one.

How do you know that?

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Mwestport said:

Power Bars come in five delicious (yeah - right!)
flavors. Dog turds only come in one.

How do you know that?

He must be on the 'science diet'.

Jack Alpo

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Mwestport said:

Power Bars come in five delicious (yeah - right!)
flavors. Dog turds only come in one.

How do you know that?

exactly. there are the ones with peanuts, the ones with
corn, and the Cheech and Chong specials.