I again have to rename Ride-A-Lot, in that I do not feel that Pookums
is feminin enough for him.
I have elevated to new fantastic dialectic heights, by his new name,
POOCHKUMS.
Pooch Kums, as in like a doggy, and a sensitive doggy at that.
Like a Poochie... I really feel I have arrived at the new proper name
for him of which never to need to change it again.
Poochkums, are you out there? Can you please comment on your new name?
Poochkums, killer pigeons have been dive bombing me and trying to peck
my eye-balls out.
One of them was talking to another and they were considering on
contacting you and brining you in to witness their slaying of me,
Poochkums...
If they get me, Poochie, I can't teach you how to ride a MTB, and get
you out of sissydom, and forever you will have to have the G.I. Joe
dolls in pink bootys guard your bikeys at night from the killer
prowler Mooseys....
Poochie, perhaps you can accept the invitation of the killer eyeball
pecking pigeons, and pretend you're against me, but come with them and
then turn on them once arriving at the garage, and we can be allied
against them, Poochie...
heh heh heh....