In news:rec.food.cooking, Bobo Bonobo® <[email hidden]> posted on Fri,
02 Nov 2007 16:44:28 -0700:
Quoted message said:The only cold sodapop was the 2L of Diet Pepsi that had been in the
trunk of the car for a few weeks. Apparently, it had gotten hot
enough in there to break down the aspartame, because it was completely
not sweet. So I added some Splenda to it, and it was fine. In fact,
it tasted better than usual.
God, why would you want to? I know there are diabetics out there who have
to limit their intake of regular sodas, but I think drinking drinks with
aspartame is not a good idea.
My roommate made an apple pie once and he offered me some. I asked if it
was one of those diet apple pies, and he said no. So I took a bite and
immediately ran to the trash can. I checked the empty cans and sure
enough, it was sweetened with Splenda.
Just the presence of aspartame, saccharin, or Splenda on my tongue makes me
feel like I've got something not meant to be eaten in my mouth. Once I
drank a whole Fresca -- about the only diet drink I've ever tried that
almost completely masks that "chemical" taste that reveals the presence of
artificial sweeteners. Even after drinking that, I felt a mild, nauseaus
headache lingering. But people drink them and get used to them and they
can't tell the difference. It causes regular sodas to seem too sweet, to
some people.
Well, like substandard soda pop is related to decent soda pop, so do people
become accustomed to eating meals prepared from a dinner-in-a-box meal kit:
Add some water to the pretty orangish-yellow powder, mix and set aside. Add
some water to the grainy cornmeal preparation, mix, and set aside. Dump the
packet of red sauce in a casserole dish. Add a half pound of your favorite
cooked hamburger meat. Dump the orangish-yellow goo on top. Pour the
cornbread batter on top. Crumble some Dramamine on top. Cook in the oven
at 350º for 45 minutes. Let stand for 10 minutes and serve. Remain
perfectly still for 2 hours after eating since the Dramamine can only do so
much to keep it down.
On occasion I've allowed myself to be suckered in to buying some of these
meal kits. The picture on the box looks kind of appealing and I figure,
why not! I'll give it a whirl. I have yet to find a good one. Sure, back
when I was first out on my own, Hamburger Helper was pretty good for a
hungry guy who didn't have a lot of time to spend in the kitchen. But my
roommate's girlfriend made some Hamburger Helper a while back, so I decided
to have a little since I was extra hungry. It was just nasty. That's all
I can say.
So another time she made one of those meal kits that come frozen with all
the ingredients, made by Bertelli or something like that. Those are nasty,
too. The cheapest cuts of meat are used, I found several hunks of gristle,
and it was just gross. And she was gobbling it down as if her culinary
ecstasy was more fully enraptured by her vacuum-like inhalation of food. My
first bite and my face probably looked like it had been rubbed in a cow
patty.
Damaeus