I went bombing out of my work heading for a bike ride, traffic backed up, 5 city workers working on 1 pothole 100yds apart for 6 miles (@ rush hour), red light, red light - minutes slipping away along with my ride to bike ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .. no time to change - what would you do/done to save time?
a) Rip clothes off @ green lights only (what NO green lights, when does that ever happen?) risking a rear ender!
b) Rip clothes off @ all red lights whilst petrified onlookers from SUV's called (rightly so) the police which could cause more delays?
c) Tell Police Officer "I was getting in training for .. The Worlds Largest Naked Bike Race (see thread), it's true Officer .. honestly"
I went bombing out of my work heading for a bike ride, traffic backed up, 5 city workers working on 1 pothole 100yds apart for 6 miles (@ rush hour), red light, red light - minutes slipping away along with my ride to bike ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .. no time to change - what would you do/done to save time?
a) Rip clothes off @ green lights only (what NO green lights, when does that ever happen?) risking a rear ender!
b) Rip clothes off @ all red lights whilst petrified onlookers from SUV's called (rightly so) the police which could cause more delays?
c) Tell Police Officer "I was getting in training for .. The Worlds Largest Naked Bike Race (see thread), it's true Officer .. honestly"
d) Stories of the quickest change please!
As an SUV driver I say b), wouldn't be the strangest thing I've seen people doing in cars 🙂
Originally posted by ibike73 I have been naked in just about every parking lot I have every biked out of. Easier to get changed when not in the truck, so I just do it in the lot.
Ron
So you think I would get arrested if I jumped out at the stop light on a busy 4 way intersection or not? My car is a tad small to remove things and those shoes kinda skid around on the car pedals! So where are these parking lots .. should I put up warning signs?
You do have a way of getting the boys to take their kit off. You are a legend.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhh, Rat man .. I wondered when you would appear cos I am sure you have done something like this in your time heh, hheeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh?!?!? I am waiting ..
Yepo, you know me keeping the boys on their toes ..
okay... not really cycling but it does involve exposed butts... a couple of us were at a good bouldering site. Nobody there, and we needed to change, so we just changed on the spot. Wasn't a moment after we had dropped trou that we heard some cheering from a nearby cliff. Seems there had been a couple of ladies up there enjoying the scenery...
Well is it like where you wear it in trousers - does it apply to bike sadles Concord? I saw that movie; but, cannot recall that part about the rest stop .. up-date Denver man! Where in Denver? Probably today you wouldn't want to do any major revealing correct?!?!? Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
No, quick changes in the next day or so might encourage a chilly reception by certain parts of the anatomy. Not going there... 🙂
As for the "Something About Mary" reference, it's not as funny if you have to explain it! 😉 But here's a reference to the scene from a review:
Meet Ted's inattentive shrink. Seated behind his woebegone patient, this shrink sneaks out to get a bite to eat. While he's gone, Ted tells of his deep feelings for Mary. As the shrink secretly returns, Ted mentions a rest stop on the highway, whereupon the shrink—out of the blue—says "Highway rest areas are the bath houses of the 90s for many gay men."
There is, in fact, an unexpected rest area raid in Mary. Twenty men with pants at half mast scatter under the glare of searchlights. Ted, after illegally picking up a hitchhiker, tells South Carolina's police: "I didn't solicit sex." The cops, like their fellow rubes in New York and Los Angeles, beat him up anyway.
[QUOTE]Originally posted by mmpc001 [B]No, quick changes in the next day or so might encourage a chilly reception by certain parts of the anatomy. Not going there... 🙂
As for the "Something About Mary" reference, it's not as funny if you have to explain it! 😉 But here's a reference to the scene from a review:
Got it .. yep, that whole movie was pretty funny .. heh, what a change in the weather ehh?!?!? I rushed out this whole w/e and spun my lil legs off out there, just soaking up the rays - lil bit too much really. Hope you got some good miles in - no naked butts my end!
The weather change is great! I've been out several times - rode around the Rocky Mountain Arsenal (now a wildlife refuge) this past weekend - lots of fun. No, haven't had any parking lot nakedness on this end either - yet. 😉 Now, don't forget your sunscreen...
Originally posted by mmpc001 The weather change is great! I've been out several times - rode around the Rocky Mountain Arsenal (now a wildlife refuge) this past weekend - lots of fun. No, haven't had any parking lot nakedness on this end either - yet. 😉 Now, don't forget your sunscreen...
Where else do you ride? THis weather is toooooooo good to miss, there's an event in Keenesburg this w/e so I am heading your way! Clothed!
