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Really low point troll soup!

Kate Dicey · 2003-12-27T03:01:50+00:00

Seems appropriate today... Kate's Troll Soup: As posted recently to uk.rec.sheds Dress yourself carefully in NBC[1] kit, arm yourself wiv a rusty garden fork, an trap your troll. Truss neatly and lay behind dustbin, remembrin to shove an oily rag in it's mouf to muffle the grones. Hose down NBC kit an remove... Now put on Vee lg pot of watter to hot up. Chop up the following into nice bite sized chunks: 20 lbs onion 20 lbs carrots 10 lbs swede 10 lbs white cabbage 10 lbs leeks Add each to the pot as it becomes ready. Also add 4 lbs pot barley and 2 lbs of snipped up parsley, ignoring Ogden Nash's strictures.* Add salt and pepper to taste. Iffn yoo carnt stand tha ladle up in the pot, add more veggies. While this cooks, make 20 loaves of Ploughman's Lunch Bread **, or Dwarf Bread.*** Oh deery mee - the troll has died! Bury it under the compost heap and serve the soup an bread to all available shed/WW folk fer lunch. Goes well wiv BA****. * Parsley /Is ghastly ** See URL below - look in food section *** As ** above ****Brown Ale [1] Nuclear, Chemical & Biological warfare protective clothing... -- Lady Catherine, Wardrobe Mistress of the Chocolate Buttons http://www.diceyhome.free-online.co.uk Click on Kate's Pages and explore!

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Kate Dicey
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27 December 2003, 03:01 UTC #1

Seems appropriate today...
Kate's Troll Soup: As posted recently to uk.rec.sheds
Dress yourself carefully in NBC[1] kit, arm yourself wiv a rusty garden fork, an trap your troll.
Truss neatly and lay behind dustbin, remembrin to shove an oily rag in it's mouf to muffle the
grones. Hose down NBC kit an remove...
Now put on Vee lg pot of watter to hot up. Chop up the following into nice bite sized chunks:
20 lbs onion 20 lbs carrots 10 lbs swede 10 lbs white cabbage 10 lbs leeks
Add each to the pot as it becomes ready. Also add 4 lbs pot barley and 2 lbs of snipped up parsley,
ignoring Ogden Nash's strictures.* Add salt and pepper to taste. Iffn yoo carnt stand tha ladle up
in the pot, add more veggies.
While this cooks, make 20 loaves of Ploughman's Lunch Bread **, or Dwarf Bread.***
Oh deery mee - the troll has died! Bury it under the compost heap and serve the soup an bread to all
available shed/WW folk fer lunch. Goes well wiv BA****.
* Parsley /Is ghastly ** See URL below - look in food section *** As ** above ****Brown Ale
[1] Nuclear, Chemical & Biological warfare protective clothing...
--
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Deb In Northern
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27 December 2003, 03:03 UTC #2

LOL
Very nice Kate, in light of the Troll posts we have had today.
Debbie
"Kate Dicey" <[email hidden]> wrote in message -"]news:[email hidden]-
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Seems appropriate today...
Kate's Troll Soup: As posted recently to uk.rec.sheds
Dress yourself carefully in NBC[1] kit, arm yourself wiv a rusty garden fork, an trap your troll.
Truss neatly and lay behind dustbin, remembrin to shove an oily rag in it's mouf to muffle the
grones. Hose down NBC kit an remove...
Now put on Vee lg pot of watter to hot up. Chop up the following into nice bite sized chunks:
20 lbs onion 20 lbs carrots 10 lbs swede 10 lbs white cabbage 10 lbs leeks
Add each to the pot as it becomes ready. Also add 4 lbs pot barley and 2 lbs of snipped up
parsley, ignoring Ogden Nash's strictures.* Add salt and pepper to taste. Iffn yoo carnt stand tha
ladle up in the pot, add more veggies.
While this cooks, make 20 loaves of Ploughman's Lunch Bread **, or Dwarf Bread.***
Oh deery mee - the troll has died! Bury it under the compost heap and serve the soup an bread to
all available shed/WW folk fer lunch. Goes well wiv BA****.
* Parsley /Is ghastly ** See URL below - look in food section *** As ** above ****Brown Ale
[1] Nuclear, Chemical & Biological warfare protective clothing...
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Kate Dicey
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27 December 2003, 03:04 UTC #3

Deb in Northern California said:

LOL
Very nice Kate, in light of the Troll posts we have had today.
Debbie
I felt it was the right time... I need to work out the points!
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Deb In Northern
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27 December 2003, 03:05 UTC #4

I really think it would work out to a zero-point soup, provided you skim all the fat off.
LOL
Debbie
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Deb in Northern California said:

LOL
Very nice Kate, in light of the Troll posts we have had today.
Debbie
I felt it was the right time... I need to work out the points!
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Laura
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27 December 2003, 03:05 UTC #5

Did you 2 notice that our own little troll was back?
"Deb in Northern California" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:UbGdnYBfDv5F3CmiRVn-
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I really think it would work out to a zero-point soup, provided you skim

all
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the fat off.
LOL
Debbie
"Kate Dicey" <[email hidden]> wrote in message -"]news:[email hidden]-
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Deb in Northern California said:

LOL
Very nice Kate, in light of the Troll posts we have had today.
Debbie
I felt it was the right time... I need to work out the points!
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Kate Dicey
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27 December 2003, 03:05 UTC #6

Deb in Northern California said:

I really think it would work out to a zero-point soup, provided you skim all the fat off.
LOL
Debbie

Probably... It's the bread rolls that would shoot the points up! They have beer and cheese in them!
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Deb In Northern
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27 December 2003, 03:06 UTC #7

Yes, I did notice that they were back, but so far so good, no water bashing.
Debbie
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Did you 2 notice that our own little troll was back?
"Deb in Northern California" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:UbGdnYBfDv5F3CmiRVn-
[email hidden]...
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I really think it would work out to a zero-point soup, provided you skim

all
Quoted message said:
the fat off.
LOL
Debbie
"Kate Dicey" <[email hidden]> wrote in message -"]news:[email hidden]-
online.co.uk...
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Deb in Northern California wrote:
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> LOL
>
> Very nice Kate, in light of the Troll posts we have had today.
>
> Debbie
I felt it was the right time... I need to work out the points!
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Fred
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27 December 2003, 03:06 UTC #8

I cannot figure out their WAR between one another. The "forgery" stuff and the ton of quotes and
arguments. I just wish they would stay in their forums but I guess the cross-posting just
triggers it.
Laura said:
Did you 2 notice that our own little troll was back?
"Deb in Northern California" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:UbGdnYBfDv5F3CmiRVn-
[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
I really think it would work out to a zero-point soup, provided you skim

all
Quoted message said:
the fat off.
LOL
Debbie
"Kate Dicey" <[email hidden]> wrote in message -"]news:[email hidden]-
online.co.uk...
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Deb in Northern California wrote:
>
> LOL
>
> Very nice Kate, in light of the Troll posts we have had today.
>
> Debbie
I felt it was the right time... I need to work out the points!
--
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Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
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Deb In Northern
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27 December 2003, 03:06 UTC #9

ah yes, that would do it.
"Kate Dicey" <[email hidden]> wrote in message -"]news:[email hidden]-
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Deb in Northern California said:

I really think it would work out to a zero-point soup, provided you skim

all
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
the fat off.
LOL
Debbie

Probably... It's the bread rolls that would shoot the points up! They have beer and cheese
in them!
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Kate Dicey
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27 December 2003, 03:06 UTC #10

Fred said:

I cannot figure out their WAR between one another. The "forgery" stuff and the ton of quotes and
arguments. I just wish they would stay in their forums but I guess the cross-posting just
triggers it.
Just ignore it - eventually they get bored and go pester someone else with their drivel...
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Kate Dicey
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27 December 2003, 03:06 UTC #11

Deb in Northern California said:

ah yes, that would do it.
If you make the ploughman's lunch bread recipe into a dozen rolls, they work out at 3 points each.
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