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  1. On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:34:51 -0500, in rec.bicycles.tech "Edward

    Dolan said:

    Usenet will soon be as dead as a door nail. It has no redeeming features
    whatsoever. It only existed for as long as it did because it was based on a
    new technology that fascinated everyone.

    Actually, it is based on a protocol that predates TCP/IP. By Internet
    standards, it's ancient... its roots are in the earliest propagation
    algorithms of MILNET; it was fully functional by around '78 or so.
    Far from being "a new technology that fascinat[s] everyone", Usenet is
    an anachronism!

    And, yes, Ed... you're free to say anything you want to say. The
    problem is that so is everyone else. It is also true that you must
    put up with a shower of morons. Get over it. I have found that
    whining about it doesn't change a thing.

    Jones

    Say, do you wear Spandex, Ed? Someone gave me an expensive cycling
    outfit that they had "outgrown" (at the waist); I put it on and
    decided that I couldn't wear it in public with a straight face. I
    tell you, sir, a self respecting [censored] wouldn't be caught in some of
    those outfits! What do you think?

  2. On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:44:18 -0500, in rec.bicycles.tech "Edward

    Dolan said:

    Since you seem to know something about Usenet, you can tell me why it is
    that the kooks from 'alt.usenet.kooks' never seem to have any "properties"
    to their messages when you check it under "File". How are they able to
    eliminate this information? Of course, they are criminal scumbags, but still
    it is of interest to me to know how they do it.

    Quoted message said:

    But, you never answered my question: what is your opinion of the
    bicycle clothing. Hey! Did you see that nude bike ride... where?...
    I wanna say Seattle? I bet that was a hoot! Would you ride a bicycle
    naked? I'd want at least a jockey strap to keep my balls from
    bouncing on the seat. I think that would hurt.

    You answer my question above and then MAYBE I will treat your query with the
    contempt it deserves.

    OK, Ed... quid pro quo is acceptable to me. That's how *I* deal with
    a troll; I make them answer my question first, so turnabout is fair
    play.

    Let me start with "Network News Transfer Protocol" (NNTP) If you want
    lots of geek information, then read the 1986 Request For Comment (RFC)
    available at http://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc977.txt ; be warned: it's long
    and, IMO, boring, so I won't paste it... I did once and my account was
    canceled!

    The bottom line is that an NNTP packet simply has no properties other
    than those in the header. As I said: it's archaic; your server simply
    spews it forth and the next server does likewise. After a
    predetermined number of such spewings, it's dead, Your reader
    downloads the headers your server has... there is no guarantee that it
    will reach all of the servers... it's the Internet equivalent of a
    hand grenade tossed into a crowed room in the hope everyone will hear
    about it.

    You use giganews which has a web-based reader and, I assume, based on
    your question, you're using that. A troll will always use a more
    basic method of access. For example: I can buy bandwidth on a server
    that allows injection from email, If I did this, then my IP would not
    appear in the headers. (There is an option someplace to "show all
    headers" or something like that. Look for it.)

    Can you tell me, from my Usenet headers, the city from which I post?
    In fact, you can! Locate the "NNTP-Posting-Host:" field and paste it
    into: http://www.arin.net/whois/ then tell me where I am. I'll tell
    you when you're warm. I have no fear of people... I could hide it,
    but why? (Hint: I'm in Texas.)

    And, so... I have tried to address your question honestly and
    completely. Your answer is: because a raw NNTP message *has* no
    properties beyond those you have readily available in the header
    fields.

    Quid pro Quo:

    Would you wear "Spandex" or would you prefer to ride naked? (Assume
    that a jockey strap is allowed.)

    Jones

  3. In article <[email hidden]>,
    [quote="!Jones"]On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:34:51 -0500, in rec.bicycles.tech "Edward

    Dolan said:

    Usenet will soon be as dead as a door nail. It has no redeeming features
    whatsoever. It only existed for as long as it did because it was based on a
    new technology that fascinated everyone.



    Actually, it is based on a protocol that predates TCP/IP. By Internet
    standards, it's ancient... its roots are in the earliest propagation
    algorithms of MILNET; it was fully functional by around '78 or so.
    Far from being "a new technology that fascinat[s] everyone", Usenet is
    an anachronism![/quote]

    Seven bit ascii? No mark up? No images? Disgusting!

    --
    Michael Press

  4. Michael Press said:

    Seven bit ascii? No mark up? No images? Disgusting!

    But all ones realy needs to communicate the esscence of your point.

  5. !Jones said:

    On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:44:18 -0500, in rec.bicycles.tech "Edward

    Dolan said:

    Since you seem to know something about Usenet, you can tell me why it is
    that the kooks from 'alt.usenet.kooks' never seem to have any "properties"
    to their messages when you check it under "File". How are they able to
    eliminate this information? Of course, they are criminal scumbags, but still
    it is of interest to me to know how they do it.

    Quoted message said:

    But, you never answered my question: what is your opinion of the
    bicycle clothing. Hey! Did you see that nude bike ride... where?...
    I wanna say Seattle? I bet that was a hoot! Would you ride a bicycle
    naked? I'd want at least a jockey strap to keep my balls from
    bouncing on the seat. I think that would hurt.

    You answer my question above and then MAYBE I will treat your query with the
    contempt it deserves.

    OK, Ed... quid pro quo is acceptable to me. That's how *I* deal with
    a troll; I make them answer my question first, so turnabout is fair
    play.

    Let me start with "Network News Transfer Protocol" (NNTP) If you want
    lots of geek information, then read the 1986 Request For Comment (RFC)
    available at http://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc977.txt ; be warned: it's long
    and, IMO, boring, so I won't paste it... I did once and my account was
    canceled!

    The bottom line is that an NNTP packet simply has no properties other
    than those in the header. As I said: it's archaic; your server simply
    spews it forth and the next server does likewise. After a
    predetermined number of such spewings, it's dead, Your reader
    downloads the headers your server has... there is no guarantee that it
    will reach all of the servers... it's the Internet equivalent of a
    hand grenade tossed into a crowed room in the hope everyone will hear
    about it.

    You use giganews which has a web-based reader and, I assume, based on
    your question, you're using that. A troll will always use a more
    basic method of access. For example: I can buy bandwidth on a server
    that allows injection from email, If I did this, then my IP would not
    appear in the headers. (There is an option someplace to "show all
    headers" or something like that. Look for it.)

    Can you tell me, from my Usenet headers, the city from which I post?
    In fact, you can! Locate the "NNTP-Posting-Host:" field and paste it
    into: http://www.arin.net/whois/ then tell me where I am.

    http://samspade.org/ is better.

    I'll tell

    Quoted message said:

    you when you're warm. I have no fear of people... I could hide it,
    but why? (Hint: I'm in Texas.)

    And, so... I have tried to address your question honestly and
    completely. Your answer is: because a raw NNTP message *has* no
    properties beyond those you have readily available in the header
    fields.

    Quid pro Quo:

    Would you wear "Spandex" or would you prefer to ride naked? (Assume
    that a jockey strap is allowed.)

    Jones


    --
    I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
    humans ("pure habitat"😉. Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
    years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

    Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are fond of!

    http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande

  6. On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 18:20:27 -0500, in rec.bicycles.tech "Edward

    Dolan said:

    I see that you are using Forte Agent for your newsreader and that your field
    is NNTP-Posting-Host: 75.0.233.89. I am not going to look up these numbers
    to see where you are from.

    Well, I don't blame you... what difference does it make, anyway?

    My point is that a Usenet posting is simply text, period. It hasn't
    changed much since the mid-eighties and, back then, you got a mouse at
    a pet store and properties were real estate. If you see any, then
    someone's client is tacking them on. My reader is a relic and doesn't
    see them.

    But, yes, I am, in fact, a troll. I say, would you like to have an
    argument?

    Jones

  7. In article <[email hidden]>,

    !Jones said:

    On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:44:18 -0500, in rec.bicycles.tech "Edward

    Dolan said:

    Since you seem to know something about Usenet, you can tell me why it is
    that the kooks from 'alt.usenet.kooks' never seem to have any "properties"
    to their messages when you check it under "File". How are they able to
    eliminate this information? Of course, they are criminal scumbags, but still
    it is of interest to me to know how they do it.

    Quoted message said:

    But, you never answered my question: what is your opinion of the
    bicycle clothing. Hey! Did you see that nude bike ride... where?...
    I wanna say Seattle? I bet that was a hoot! Would you ride a bicycle
    naked? I'd want at least a jockey strap to keep my balls from
    bouncing on the seat. I think that would hurt.

    You answer my question above and then MAYBE I will treat your query with the
    contempt it deserves.

    OK, Ed... quid pro quo is acceptable to me. That's how *I* deal with
    a troll; I make them answer my question first, so turnabout is fair
    play.

    Let me start with "Network News Transfer Protocol" (NNTP) If you want
    lots of geek information, then read the 1986 Request For Comment (RFC)
    available at http://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc977.txt ; be warned: it's long
    and, IMO, boring, so I won't paste it... I did once and my account was
    canceled!

    At least direct him to the current one.
    RFC 977 is superseded by RFC 3977.
    <http://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc3977.txt>

    --
    Michael Press

  8. in rec.bicycles.tech Michael Press said:

    At least direct him to the current one.
    RFC 977 is superseded by RFC 3977.

    The 977 - 86 was the bible for a long time. I haven't coded anything
    moving on NNTP in half a decade. I'm aware that several changes have
    been adopted. For example, under 977, one could add an attachment
    (hey, look! a valentine!) ... or, at least, it wasn't explicitly
    denied. This caused lots of confusion, as I recall, and it is well
    that it's gone.

    I'm sure there are other changes, but 977 was and still is the
    seminal, primary source document. I always used to post that when I
    wanted to make myself a PITA. That usually resulted in my account
    being terminated with extreme prejudice; however, any troll worth his
    or her beans had a hot standby.

    Jones

  9. In article <[email hidden]>,

    !Jones said:

    I'm sure there are other changes, but 977 was and still is the
    seminal, primary source document.

    I've read a couple of your posts and they're largely
    horseshit. I imagine 977 has some historical interest for
    somebody or other but if someone wanted to sit down and code
    up a new implementation they certainly would not be starting
    with a superceded document.

    Quoted message said:

    I always used to post that when I
    wanted to make myself a PITA. That usually resulted in my account
    being terminated with extreme prejudice;

    I doubt that very much.
    --
    Melinda Shore - Software longa, hardware brevis - [email hidden]

    Prouder than ever to be a member of the reality-based community

  10. On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 21:58:09 -0500, in rec.bicycles.tech "Edward

    Dolan said:

    Only an idiot is interested in argument if there is no issue at stake.

    I thought you said that you were "argumentative"... surely there are a
    few issues lying about someplace.

    Hey, I got an issue! I think we ought to breach *all* artificial
    levees and make 'em illegal. If you want to build there, then fine,
    but tax dollars shouldn't be used to hold back water and let the
    insurance companies base their rates on the real risk, nay, certainty
    of a flood.

    The issue isn't *one* levee... one will work. When everybody up and
    down river builds 'em, then the water has no place to go but up, so
    now it floods places that didn't flood before the CoE started screwing
    with it. And, when it *does* breach, it's catastrophic.

    I heard that the oldest written commandment that has been interpreted
    says don't come between a river and its flood plain... if that's not
    true, then I didn't say it!

    Jones

  11. On 18 Jun 2008 08:37:00 -0400, in rec.bicycles.tech [email hidden]

    (Melinda Shore) said:

    I've read a couple of your posts and they're largely
    horseshit.

    Now, *that* hurts my feelings!

  12. !Jones said:

    On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 21:58:09 -0500, in rec.bicycles.tech "Edward

    Dolan said:

    Only an idiot is interested in argument if there is no issue at stake.

    I thought you said that you were "argumentative"... surely there are a
    few issues lying about someplace.

    Hey, I got an issue! I think we ought to breach *all* artificial
    levees and make 'em illegal. If you want to build there, then fine,
    but tax dollars shouldn't be used to hold back water and let the
    insurance companies base their rates on the real risk, nay, certainty
    of a flood.

    Now THAT's actually a great idea! But why didn't you post it in the
    proper newsgroups?

    Quoted message said:

    The issue isn't *one* levee... one will work. When everybody up and
    down river builds 'em, then the water has no place to go but up, so
    now it floods places that didn't flood before the CoE started screwing
    with it. And, when it *does* breach, it's catastrophic.

    I heard that the oldest written commandment that has been interpreted
    says don't come between a river and its flood plain... if that's not
    true, then I didn't say it!

    Jones


    --
    I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
    humans ("pure habitat"😉. Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
    years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

    Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are fond of!

    http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande

  13. On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:49:04 -0500, in rec.bicycles.tech "Edward

    Dolan said:


    "!Jones" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 21:58:09 -0500, in rec.bicycles.tech "Edward

    Dolan said:

    Only an idiot is interested in argument if there is no issue at stake.

    I thought you said that you were "argumentative"... surely there are a
    few issues lying about someplace.

    The topic of this thread is an issue if you want one. See my original post.
    I do not go looking for issues to argue about things that do not interest
    the general readership of these newsgroups.
    [...]

    Quoted message said:

    I heard that the oldest written commandment that has been interpreted
    says don't come between a river and its flood plain... if that's not
    true, then I didn't say it!

    These newsgroups are about cycling, not about rivers, flood plains and
    levees.

    Well, it's not about how worthless Usenet is, either, is it Ed? You
    opened this thread, I didn't. And, while we're at it, posts about how
    someone is "off topic" are off topic except on alt.on-topic, "a
    newsgroup dedicated to the discussion and resolution of the question:
    'What exactly *IS* the topic of this newsgroup?'"

    But... "worthless"? I wouldn't exactly hang on every word, mind you,
    but it gives me a giggle every now and then. Of course, I don't take
    any of it very seriously.

    I think that's your problem... you take yourself too seriously. Do
    you take drugs? I don't advocate it; however, they work for me!

    Jones

  14. in rec.bicycles.tech Mike Vandeman said:

    Now THAT's actually a great idea! But why didn't you post it in the
    proper newsgroups?

    See, Ed... Mike likes my idea!

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