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  1. "Jon Senior" <jon_AT_restlesslemon_DOTco_DOT_uk> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Wrong again.

    If I become a carpenter and set up a business, my reputation as a
    carpenter also stands on anyone that I sub-contract to do work on my
    behalf. This general pattern is true for any trade.

    What stands or falls is you reputation as a businessman not your
    reputation as a craftsman. When Clade Butler started out his frames
    got a good reputation because he was known to employ the best
    builders, people like Fred Dean, George Stratton, and Les Ephgrave
    who later went on to found their own shops. Not because anyone
    believed he built them all himself.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    What doesn't appear to have crossed your mind, is that in the
    time scale we're talking about, it would be impossible for any
    New Startup human Organisation to create an even a marginally


    integrated

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Behemoth, while subjecting it to frequent upgrades to keep the likes of
    Intel happy, without it being full of the sorts of holes which
    minnows like you take such delight in pointing out.

    No. Maybe you're not. What, pray tell, is a "New Startup human
    Organisation"? Would that be a business? Next question;

    Nope. Not unless you count other forms of organisation, armies,
    bureacracries of all sorts, as businesses. "New start up" meaning
    there's no pre-existing organisational infrastructure.

    what makes you

    Quoted message said:

    think that MS make software changes to keep Intel happy? Given that
    their most publicised relationships were with AMD & Cyrix (Check the MS
    branding on late-90s Intel-clone chips.

    They need to constantly upgrade for purely commercial reasons.
    Aside from the Net most of the major Apps matured around the mid 80's.
    Everyone knows that. So you really think Bill should have stopped at
    Word 2, laid off all the workforce and contracters, and retired ?

    Quoted message said:


    Finally, on what basis do you make the claim that it is impossible to
    make software without holes?

    I think this NewsGroup's resident nerds can answer that for you rather
    better than I would care to do. ISTR its something to do with the problem
    of trying to devise provable theorems or algorithms.

    Quoted message said:

    Holes occur through bad planning and bad
    coding. The overflow holes which have plagued recent releases of Windoze
    are often the result of sloppy memory management. Is it possible for a
    car manufacturer to build a car that doesn't suffer from random engine
    failures, or incompatibility with certain roads?

    I don't really think you have any comprehension of the totally different
    orders of magnitude in complexity which can exist between mechanical
    systems and software. Its the same reason why software can never keep
    pace with hardware.

    Software offers almost limitless possibilities, cars in general don't.

    Quoted message said:

    Why do so many people
    take it for granted that software will be problem-ridden when
    they'd cry havoc over the similar problems in physical objects?

    Because they understand something you don't.

    Anyway if they wait for the software to mature* before rushing
    off to PC World maybe, they won't be so disappointed.

    * Sufficient for all the workarounds** to have filterd through onto
    NewsGroups

    ** Workaround: Using your brain to get the best out of software written
    to unrealistic deadlines. Or uncooperative hardware.

    Quoted message said:


    Quoted message said:

    While nobody can be even bothered to pick holes in OS's hardly
    anyone uses in the first place. Just so as to inconvenience
    a few hippies.

    This would presumably be a guarded reference to Linux (and other
    *NIXes). To answer that, check the number of coders who regularly
    contribute code to the basic kernel and driver code for Linux. Linux is
    not hole free, but it is possible for any user (with the knowledge) to
    locate them, and there is an army of geeks who frequently do. The holes
    also tend to require more computer knowledge than that possessed of the
    average script kiddie and are thus exploited less frequently.

    Totally wrong.

    By definition all Open Source needs to be far better documented
    than does proprietory software. And so is potentially far more
    vulnerable.

    The only thing which protects Open Source from hacker attacks
    is the tiny user base - other than at Server level - and the
    perceived nerdiness of the potential targets. There is nothing
    intrinsic in the code itself. All code is riddled with holes
    if anyone looks at it long enough. Its simply with OS there's
    no real incentive for anyone to bother, as its the PCWorld set
    who are the target of choice.

    Quoted message said:


    Quoted message said:

    You are so Yesterday's News Pal. You and your ilk. Bill's teams are
    already patching together next years Apps. Full of even yet more
    holes for you and your kind to get so excited about.

    Wow. You're even proud that Bill's army of monkeys are producing new and
    exciting bugs for the next release already.

    It's inevitable. Thats the nature of software in combination
    with marketing and deadlines

    Quoted message said:


    Er... who are me and my "ilk" out of interest? Computer users.
    Programmers? Cyclists? Men?

    Bill bashers.

    Quoted message said:


    Quoted message said:

    What you need to remember is that Bill didn't force anyone to jump on
    his train; nobody is forced to use Windows. Nobody is forced to send


    each

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    other emails via OE, or ever open attachments.

    Too right. Which is why my friend is jumping ship completely, and as
    soon as I can get a replacement mapping program for Linux (And my new
    hard drive), I will be doing the same.

    Good for you. You could also throw away the computer completely
    and go and live in a hut on top of a mountain if you wanted to.

    Its a free world.

    Quoted message said:


    Quoted message said:

    So just stop whingeing, and learn to live with it.

    I guess the same could be said about bad driving. After all, no-one
    forces me to ride my bike on the roads and risk death or dismemberment
    at the hands of a moron in a SUV but I choose to do so. This does not
    remove my moral ground for criticising said moron, any more than it does

    Quoted message said:

    my moral ground for criticising M$.

    The analogy there would be with the SUV manufacturer not the driver.

    Whatever the point it was you were trying to make

    Quoted message said:


    Quoted message said:

    Yet more sour grapes and whining.

    Not really. An accurate, honest and quite complimentary appraisal of Man
    Gates' impact on the world.

    Jon

    There might be monopoly freedom of speech issues if it weren't for
    the fact of the beneficial impact on technology and software
    prices i.e PC's for everyone - of having an albeit second best -
    but then aren't they always - imposed and agreed Windoze Standard.
    Plus Bill still looks after his own. All the 95 stuff is all still
    there on the Knowledge Base if you know where to look.

    Curious

  2. In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden]
    says...

    Quoted message said:

    What stands or falls is you reputation as a businessman not your
    reputation as a craftsman. When Clade Butler started out his frames
    got a good reputation because he was known to employ the best
    builders, people like Fred Dean, George Stratton, and Les Ephgrave
    who later went on to found their own shops. Not because anyone
    believed he built them all himself.

    People don't say "I'm not using him for my joinery, he employs bad
    craftsmen.". They say "I'm not using him, his work is bad."!

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    No. Maybe you're not. What, pray tell, is a "New Startup human
    Organisation"? Would that be a business? Next question;

    Nope. Not unless you count other forms of organisation, armies,
    bureacracries of all sorts, as businesses. "New start up" meaning
    there's no pre-existing organisational infrastructure.

    Given that wars are often profit making, it could easily be argued that
    armies are businesses, but that's an aside.

    AFAICT then, you are arguing that a new organisation could not create a
    large product. This is not even borne out by your dear friends at MS who
    created an entirely new self-governed group to create the New Technology
    that would move the company on. In fact, you seem to suggest that no new
    products of any significance can be created by anyone other than the
    existing giants of the software world. If I haven't understood your
    argument correctly then please elaborate because this is frankly
    ridiculous!

    Quoted message said:

    what makes you

    Quoted message said:

    think that MS make software changes to keep Intel happy? Given that
    their most publicised relationships were with AMD & Cyrix (Check the MS
    branding on late-90s Intel-clone chips.

    They need to constantly upgrade for purely commercial reasons.

    Shall we try that question again? What makes you think that MS make
    software changes to keep Intel happy? You stated this, not me.

    Quoted message said:

    Aside from the Net most of the major Apps matured around the mid 80's.

    The Net is not an application.

    Quoted message said:

    Everyone knows that. So you really think Bill should have stopped at
    Word 2, laid off all the workforce and contracters, and retired ?

    Until Windoze 95, the M$ OSes did not incorporate any form of multi-
    threading. Indeed this was the major selling point of W95. I presume
    that you wouldn't consider this to be a maturation.

    In fact, to claim that "most of the major Apps matured around the mid
    80's" would suggest that you know very little about the software that
    you are currently using. Given that the first version of Windoze to have
    any major impact on end-users was Windoze 3.0 and was not released until
    1990, I'd love to know what maturation you feel did not take place past
    1985.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Finally, on what basis do you make the claim that it is impossible to
    make software without holes?

    I think this NewsGroup's resident nerds can answer that for you rather
    better than I would care to do. ISTR its something to do with the problem
    of trying to devise provable theorems or algorithms.

    So you can't actually suggest a reason why software will always have
    holes in it? In terms of devising provable theorems or algorithms, most
    mathematicians are already aware of provable optimum algorithms for many
    purposes. Indeed, it is possible to by books which contain details of
    many such algorithms to cover many different applications such as data
    sorting to hidden line calculations.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Holes occur through bad planning and bad
    coding. The overflow holes which have plagued recent releases of Windoze
    are often the result of sloppy memory management. Is it possible for a
    car manufacturer to build a car that doesn't suffer from random engine
    failures, or incompatibility with certain roads?

    I don't really think you have any comprehension of the totally different
    orders of magnitude in complexity which can exist between mechanical
    systems and software. Its the same reason why software can never keep
    pace with hardware.

    I don't really think you have any comprehension of software engineering
    or programming in general. You seem to consider it to be a magical thing
    (Possibly you were mislead by the proliferation of "Wizards" in M$
    software).

    Quoted message said:

    Software offers almost limitless possibilities, cars in general don't.

    But engineering in general does. So again, if we can build a car that
    has known failure scenarios involving wear and tear, but no random
    unforseen catastrophic failures, why is the same not true of software?

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Why do so many people
    take it for granted that software will be problem-ridden when
    they'd cry havoc over the similar problems in physical objects?

    Because they understand something you don't.

    Or they view it as a magical thing rather than something tangible and
    comprehensible. If there is some grand issue of comprehension that I'm
    sailing past here, please do take the time to correct me, since I
    presume that you also possess this understanding of which you speak.

    Quoted message said:

    Anyway if they wait for the software to mature* before rushing
    off to PC World maybe, they won't be so disappointed.

    * Sufficient for all the workarounds** to have filterd through onto
    NewsGroups

    ** Workaround: Using your brain to get the best out of software written
    to unrealistic deadlines. Or uncooperative hardware.

    Software errors are not the result of hardware failures. They are the
    result of bugs. That those bugs are prevalent is due to the fallability
    of humans combined with bad project management (Insufficient time
    allowed for testing and correction, bad initial planning etc.).

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    This would presumably be a guarded reference to Linux (and other
    *NIXes). To answer that, check the number of coders who regularly
    contribute code to the basic kernel and driver code for Linux. Linux is
    not hole free, but it is possible for any user (with the knowledge) to
    locate them, and there is an army of geeks who frequently do. The holes
    also tend to require more computer knowledge than that possessed of the
    average script kiddie and are thus exploited less frequently.

    Totally wrong.

    Do tell!

    Quoted message said:

    By definition all Open Source needs to be far better documented
    than does proprietory software. And so is potentially far more
    vulnerable.

    Why? No extra documentation is required for the end user, and if the
    source of any code is badly documented than that will present problems
    for the developers, be they a collection of online nerds, or the well-
    paid programmers at M$.

    Quoted message said:

    The only thing which protects Open Source from hacker attacks
    is the tiny user base - other than at Server level - and the
    perceived nerdiness of the potential targets.

    Wrong, but keep going.

    Quoted message said:

    There is nothing intrinsic in the code itself.

    Wrong again.

    Quoted message said:

    All code is riddled with holes if anyone looks at it long enough.

    And again.

    Quoted message said:

    Its simply with OS there's no real incentive for anyone to bother,
    as its the PCWorld set who are the target of choice.

    Not even sure what you mean here, but probably "Wrong"!

    The reason that UN*X bugs are not often exploited is to do with
    homogenity of code (A variety of versions running simultaneously) and
    the fact that an inherently stable / secure core design is harder to
    attack and requires more skill to do so, than one where stability and
    security have been tacked on afterwards as a boilerplate repair.

    Compare and contrast.

    UN*X - A multi-user OS from the start with the necessary frameworks for
    good security management.

    WFW - A multi-user OS by name where such multi-user abilities were
    forced onto a framework that did not (And could not) support them.

    W9x - A core upgrade, but still single-user. See WFW

    This is not a good track record. Things have improved with the NT
    series, but are still let down by bad programming practices and bad bug
    management. M$ admit to practising "Security by Obscurity", a technique
    renowned for being [censored]!

    Quoted message said:

    It's inevitable. Thats the nature of software in combination
    with marketing and deadlines

    So if you remove the marketing and deadlines (OSF anyone?), you remove
    the a great deal of the potential for bugs. Glad to see that you have
    finally come around to a sensible perspective.

    Quoted message said:

    Good for you. You could also throw away the computer completely
    and go and live in a hut on top of a mountain if you wanted to.

    I could do, but this would prevent me from doing the work I do that
    relates to computers, where as the OS jump will not.

    Quoted message said:

    Its a free world.

    It is indeed.

    Quoted message said:

    The analogy there would be with the SUV manufacturer not the driver.

    Not really.

    I have a choice.
    I choose something which in some ways makes my life difficult.
    I complain about it.

    The above is valid for both your comments, and the analogy I proposed.

    Quoted message said:

    Whatever the point it was you were trying to make

    So you claim that the analogy was invalid, _and_ that you don't
    understand it. For a special bonus prize, please elaborate.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Not really. An accurate, honest and quite complimentary appraisal of Man
    Gates' impact on the world.

    Quoted message said:

    There might be monopoly freedom of speech issues if it weren't for
    the fact of the beneficial impact on technology and software
    prices i.e PC's for everyone - of having an albeit second best -
    but then aren't they always - imposed and agreed Windoze Standard.

    ?

    Quoted message said:

    Plus Bill still looks after his own. All the 95 stuff is all still
    there on the Knowledge Base if you know where to look.

    Yes. You use Google because M$ can't even search their own site as well
    as an independant search engine! Better information is often to be found
    outside the Knowless Base and can thus be located at the same time. Bill
    looks after his own (Programmers) and is an admirable man in many
    respects. His general attitudes to money and to the way he treats his
    staff are well above the standards often seen elsewhere.

    But his products suck! :-)

    Jon

  3. "Jon Senior" <jon@restlesslemon_DOT_co_DOT_uk.remove> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden]
    says...

    People don't say "I'm not using him for my joinery, he employs bad
    craftsmen.". They say "I'm not using him, his work is bad."!

    Not necessarily. They might say I'll only ever use Jones providing
    he promises to send Smith to do the work. Apparently some people
    insist their cars are fixed by certain mechanics in some workshops.

    Quoted message said:


    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    No. Maybe you're not. What, pray tell, is a "New Startup human
    Organisation"? Would that be a business? Next question;

    Nope. Not unless you count other forms of organisation, armies,
    bureacracries of all sorts, as businesses. "New start up" meaning
    there's no pre-existing organisational infrastructure.

    Given that wars are often profit making, it could easily be argued that
    armies are businesses, but that's an aside.

    AFAICT then, you are arguing that a new organisation could not create a
    large product. This is not even borne out by your dear friends at MS

    I never said that. Its not borne out by MS, full stop.

    I said they were unlikely to produce a large product which was
    perfect. More especialy first time. Possibly if hardware had
    stopped dead in its tracks in 1990 or whenever, they might have
    improved it by now to a standard as might meet your approval.

    Quoted message said:


    Quoted message said:

    what makes you

    Quoted message said:

    think that MS make software changes to keep Intel happy? Given that
    their most publicised relationships were with AMD & Cyrix (Check the


    MS

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    branding on late-90s Intel-clone chips.

    They need to constantly upgrade for purely commercial reasons.

    Shall we try that question again? What makes you think that MS make
    software changes to keep Intel happy? You stated this, not me.

    They work in tandem. The introduction and licensing system of
    Win XP gave a great boost to hardware manufacturers all round.

    Are you saying Intel were exempt from this?

    Quoted message said:


    Quoted message said:

    Aside from the Net most of the major Apps matured around the mid 80's.

    The Net is not an application.

    No but browsers are.

    Quoted message said:


    Quoted message said:

    Everyone knows that. So you really think Bill should have stopped at
    Word 2, laid off all the workforce and contracters, and retired ?

    Until Windoze 95, the M$ OSes did not incorporate any form of multi-
    threading. Indeed this was the major selling point of W95. I presume
    that you wouldn't consider this to be a maturation.

    Windows is an OS not an application.

    Quoted message said:


    In fact, to claim that "most of the major Apps matured around the mid
    80's" would suggest that you know very little about the software that
    you are currently using. Given that the first version of Windoze to have
    any major impact on end-users was Windoze 3.0 and was not released until
    1990, I'd love to know what maturation you feel did not take place past
    1985.

    I'm talking about the core functionality of Databases, Spreadsheets
    and Wordprocesors. The core buiness apps that probably account for 90%
    of the installed corporate user base. Around 95% of the bells and whistles
    which have be added to these since 1990 are of interest to say 5% of users
    - and then mainly as a means of wasting time.

    And for the 2nd time Windows is an OS not an App.

    Quoted message said:


    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Finally, on what basis do you make the claim that it is impossible to
    make software without holes?

    I think this NewsGroup's resident nerds can answer that for you rather
    better than I would care to do. ISTR its something to do with the


    problem

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    of trying to devise provable theorems or algorithms.

    So you can't actually suggest a reason why software will always have
    holes in it? In terms of devising provable theorems or algorithms, most
    mathematicians are already aware of provable optimum algorithms for many
    purposes. Indeed, it is possible to by books which contain details of
    many such algorithms to cover many different applications such as data
    sorting to hidden line calculations.

    Its always possible to write mission critical software for closed
    systems with a much lower vulnerability.

    That's rather different to letting joe public loose on your stuff,
    with a keyboard, a mouse, a penchant for bleeding edge technology
    and a determination to open every attachment put in front
    of him.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    I don't really think you have any comprehension of the totally


    different

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    orders of magnitude in complexity which can exist between mechanical
    systems and software. Its the same reason why software can never keep
    pace with hardware.

    I don't really think you have any comprehension of software engineering
    or programming in general. You seem to consider it to be a magical thing
    (Possibly you were mislead by the proliferation of "Wizards" in M$
    software).

    Well a wizard of any kind is what you certainly ain't.

    That's for sure

    Quoted message said:


    Quoted message said:

    Software offers almost limitless possibilities, cars in general don't.

    But engineering in general does. So again, if we can build a car that
    has known failure scenarios involving wear and tear, but no random
    unforseen catastrophic failures, why is the same not true of software?

    Oh really ? Never heard of blowouts or metal fatigue?

    Or let's get really complicated here. Campag cranks or Brooks seat rails
    breaking in half at the most inconvenient moments.

    Jeeze fancy not even being able to manufacture cranks that
    don't snap in half! And top of the range as well !

    That complicated enough for you is it, eh Weld Boy?

    The Welding Wizard himself!

    Quoted message said:

    Or they view it as a magical thing rather than something tangible and
    comprehensible.

    Like a weld you mean? Yeah maybe.

    Quoted message said:

    If there is some grand issue of comprehension that I'm
    sailing past here, please do take the time to correct me, since I
    presume that you also possess this understanding of which you speak.

    Yup sailing past, while the stuff shoots straight over the top
    of your head. Whooooooosh!

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Anyway if they wait for the software to mature* before rushing
    off to PC World maybe, they won't be so disappointed.

    * Sufficient for all the workarounds** to have filterd through onto
    NewsGroups

    ** Workaround: Using your brain to get the best out of software written
    to unrealistic deadlines. Or uncooperative hardware.

    Software errors are not the result of hardware failures. They are the
    result of bugs. That those bugs are prevalent is due to the fallability
    of humans combined with bad project management (Insufficient time
    allowed for testing and correction, bad initial planning etc.).

    That's what bugs all humans in fact, insufficient time.

    Result = death.

    Yup! Go to the top of the class Weld Boy!

    Quoted message said:


    Quoted message said:

    By definition all Open Source needs to be far better documented
    than does proprietory software. And so is potentially far more
    vulnerable.

    Why? No extra documentation is required for the end user, and if the
    source of any code is badly documented than that will present problems
    for the developers, be they a collection of online nerds, or the well-
    paid programmers at M$.

    If nerds can compile it then hackers can hack it.

    Quoted message said:


    Quoted message said:

    The only thing which protects Open Source from hacker attacks
    is the tiny user base - other than at Server level - and the
    perceived nerdiness of the potential targets.

    Wrong, but keep going.

    Quoted message said:

    There is nothing intrinsic in the code itself.

    Wrong again.

    Quoted message said:

    All code is riddled with holes if anyone looks at it long enough.

    And again.

    Quoted message said:

    Its simply with OS there's no real incentive for anyone to bother,
    as its the PCWorld set who are the target of choice.

    Not even sure what you mean here, but probably "Wrong"!

    The reason that UN*X bugs are not often exploited is to do with
    homogenity of code (A variety of versions running simultaneously)

    A too small user base to bother with...as I said

    Quoted message said:

    and
    the fact that an inherently stable / secure core design is harder to
    attack and requires more skill to do so, than one where stability and
    security have been tacked on afterwards as a boilerplate repair.

    You only need the one sufficently determined and skilful person.

    The skill is already there. Up until now nobody can be bothered.

    You just don't get it, do you Weld Boy?

    Quoted message said:


    UN*X - A multi-user OS from the start with the necessary frameworks for
    good security management.

    So no Unix installations were ever breached by hackers then.
    Is that what you're saying? This should be intersting.

    Quoted message said:


    WFW - A multi-user OS by name where such multi-user abilities were
    forced onto a framework that did not (And could not) support them.

    W9x - A core upgrade, but still single-user. See WFW

    This is not a good track record. Things have improved with the NT
    series, but are still let down by bad programming practices and bad bug
    management. M$ admit to practising "Security by Obscurity", a technique
    renowned for being [censored]!

    So what you're saying here is that no non MS installations
    have ever been hacked, and that all the truly heroic hacks
    in the past, were always onto MS systems. Is that correct ?

    I'm only asking, as clearly you know a lot more about all
    this than I do.

    Quoted message said:
  4. Dr Curious said:

    Weld Boy?
    Weld Boy!
    Weld Boy?
    Weld Boy!
    Weld Boy?

    Poetry, methinks.

    A

  5. In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden] says...

    Quoted message said:
    Dr Curious said:

    Weld Boy?
    Weld Boy!
    Weld Boy?
    Weld Boy!
    Weld Boy?

    Poetry, methinks.

    In the style of:

    "Boom, boom, boom, boom"

    Jon

  6. Jon Senior jon@restlesslemon_DOT_co_DOT_uk.remove said:

    In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden] says...

    Quoted message said:
    Dr Curious said:

    Weld Boy?
    Weld Boy!
    Weld Boy?
    Weld Boy!
    Weld Boy?

    Poetry, methinks.

    In the style of:

    "Boom, boom, boom, boom"

    Indeed, definitely at the bottom bracket of the poetry ladder.

    A

  7. Ambrose Nankivell said:
    Quoted message said:

    In the style of:

    "Boom, boom, boom, boom"

    Indeed, definitely at the bottom bracket of the poetry ladder.

    that would be click click, click click would it not?

    ...d

  8. David Martin said:
    Ambrose Nankivell said:
    Quoted message said:

    In the style of:

    "Boom, boom, boom, boom"

    Indeed, definitely at the bottom bracket of the poetry ladder.

    that would be click click, click click would it not?


    Whatever it is, he just cranks it out and tries peddle it until he
    breaks.

    A

    (Yay! Two misspellings in one sentence, but not misspelt, IYKWIM)

  9. Ambrose Nankivell said:
    Quoted message said:

    Weld Boy?
    Weld Boy!
    Weld Boy?
    Weld Boy!
    Weld Boy?

    Quoted message said:

    Poetry, methinks.

    Or appalling 1980s pop "music"...

    Guy
    --
    May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.
    http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

    88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at Washington
    University

  10. "Dr Curious" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "Jon Senior" <jon@restlesslemon_DOT_co_DOT_uk.remove> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden]
    says...

    People don't say "I'm not using him for my joinery, he employs bad
    craftsmen.". They say "I'm not using him, his work is bad."!

    Not necessarily. They might say I'll only ever use Jones providing
    he promises to send Smith to do the work. Apparently some people
    insist their cars are fixed by certain mechanics in some workshops.

    This is common IME from many years in the machine service sector.
    The customer only stops dealing with you when they deem all your engineers
    are [censored] or feel let down badly by the company as a whole, which is often
    due to a disagreement over paying a bill because they feel the engineer
    didn't do a good job.

    Regards,
    Pete

  11. Peter B said:

    This is common IME from many years in the machine service sector.
    The customer only stops dealing with you when they deem all your engineers
    are [censored] or feel let down badly by the company as a whole, which is often
    due to a disagreement over paying a bill because they feel the engineer
    didn't do a good job.

    We (in a previous life) have requested a company not to send a particular
    engineer because he was an idiot. And refused to pay for the four visits
    where he failed to fix a particular piece of equipment that was subsequently
    fixed by a different engineer.

    ...d

  12. Dr Curious [email hidden] opined some curious bumf.

    Despite the temptation to respond to your post, I have received a
    request to hold back in an attempt to reduce the amount of irrelevance
    that is currently filling up urc. Since you had returned to your usual
    level of levelling somewhat childish insults at me I don't think that we
    were going to make any progress in the arena of your education. I will
    henceforth (try) to ignore your trolling and limit myself to reading and
    responding to your occasional practical and accurate posts.

    If you do wish to continue this debate away from urc we could either
    move it to another, more relevant ng, or to email. Please feel free to
    contact me if you wish to do so.

    Regards,

    Jon

  13. "Jon Senior" <jon_AT_restlesslemon_DOTco_DOT_uk> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Dr Curious [email hidden] opined some curious bumf.

    Despite the temptation to respond to your post, I have received a
    request

    I very much doubt it somehow. What happened is that you originally
    made an extravagent claim about Bill Gates' coding ability which,
    when challenged on, you were unable to substantiate in any meaningful
    way. In the course of which, it also transpired that you're unable
    to even distinguish between Operating Systems and Applications. And
    then, as soon as you're invited to comment on what I claim to be the
    unchanging nature of the core functionality of around 90% of the
    installed corporate user base since the late 80's, you decide you
    don't want to discuss it any more. That all of a sudden you've
    recieved this "request". Yes, all very convincing I must say,

    Quoted message said:

    to hold back in an attempt to reduce the amount of irrelevance
    that is currently filling up urc. Since you had returned to your usual
    level of levelling somewhat childish insults at me

    That would sound rather more convincing had you just not written -

    "Jon Senior" <jon_AT_restlesslemon_DOTco_DOT_uk> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    I don't really think you have any comprehension of software engineering
    or programming in general. You seem to consider it to be a magical thing
    (Possibly you were mislead by the proliferation of "Wizards" in M$
    software).

    You see one problem with supercillious condescension of that nature
    is that it's necesssary to be able to take it, before you start
    dishing it out youreslf.

    Whereas "Sneer and Run", which appears to be something of a speciality
    of yours by the looks of things, hardly ever cuts the mustard on UseNet
    I'm afraid.

    Quoted message said:

    I don't think that we
    were going to make any progress in the arena of your education. I will
    henceforth (try) to ignore your trolling and limit myself to reading and
    responding to your occasional practical and accurate posts.

    As I said before, you can go and live on top of a mountain as far
    as I'm concerned. Do what you wish. It's your life to do with as
    you see fit.

    But there's really no need to try and explain yourself to the NewsGroup.
    As everyone else can presumably see what's actually happened as well as
    you can. As yet another of these vain attempts on your part at
    demonstrating this effortless superiority of yours over other people,
    again backfires on you in so spectacular a fashion.

    Leaving you to slink away with your tail between your legs, as best you
    can.

    Quoted message said:


    If you do wish to continue this debate away from urc we could either
    move it to another, more relevant ng,

    What NewsGroup would that be then ? alt.shallow.end ? alt.clueless.newbies
    alt.humourless? Or maybe even alt.welding perhaps?

    Quoted message said:

    or to email.

    Email undermines the whole ethos of UseNet and NewsGroups as a Public
    Forum for the exchange of information and ideas. If you're looking for
    penpals, then I can only suggest you try a chat room.

    Quoted message said:

    Please feel free to
    contact me if you wish to do so.

    What if I need any welding tips you mean ?

    No I don't think I'll bother somehow.

    Quoted message said:


    Regards,

    Jon

    I Remain I Trust,

    Yours Sincerely,

    And I do mean that most Sincerely friends,

    Curious

  14. Jon Senior jon_AT_restlesslemon_DOTco_DOT_uk said:

    Dr Curious [email hidden] opined some curious bumf.

    Despite the temptation to respond to your post, I have received a
    request to hold back in an attempt to reduce the amount of irrelevance
    that is currently filling up urc. Since you had returned to your usual
    level of levelling somewhat childish insults at me I don't think that we
    were going to make any progress in the arena of your education. I will
    henceforth (try) to ignore your trolling and limit myself to reading and
    responding to your occasional practical and accurate posts.

    If you do wish to continue this debate away from urc we could either
    move it to another, more relevant ng, or to email. Please feel free to
    contact me if you wish to do so.

    Crossposted to alt.flame? 🙂

    A

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