Quoted message said:This purports to be an actual letter from the Smithsonian archives. A
friend of mine who used to work at the Smithsonian has no doubt that
the letter is legit.
Sure, _modern_ clams don't have teeth, but the ravenous man-eating
clams of yesteryear...?
Also, a cartoon:
http://xkcd.com/c250.html
And speaking of digging up gardens, monster badgers are terrorizing
Yorkshire:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/04/19/musteline_menace/
From that "link" you can learn a fancy word (musteline) as well as a
recipe (badger ham) which is illegal and will therefore become highly
esteemed and sought after.
--
Nam Sibbyllam quidem Cumis ego ipse oculis meis vidi in ampulla
pendere, et cum illi pueri dicerent: beable beable beable; respondebat
illa: doidy doidy doidy. [plorkwort]