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Re: "Pie and chips"???!! Those GAY Brits!!!

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  1. Ken from Chicago said:

    Lift = elevator
    Rubber = eraser
    Flat = apartment
    Lorry = truck
    Bonnet = hood (of a car)
    Boot = trunk (of a car)
    Crisps = chips
    Chips = fries
    Biscuit = cookie (or cracker)
    Waistcoast = vest
    Vest = t-shirt
    Knickers = underwear
    Tube = subway
    Telly = television (or tv)
    Advert = ad (or commercial)

    But what on spinning Earth does the British gecko mean in those tv
    commercials when saying that insurance quotes are as popular as "pie and
    chips"?!

    I have some fondness of British culture, accents and language, and while
    I've heard of British cuisine as being, um, let us say ... exotic ... I've
    never heard of "pie AND chips" as some kind of meal, desert or side dish.

    Unless, does "pie" mean something different in English than it does in
    American?

    I mean I've enjoyed a Big Mac, fries and apple pie from McDonalds but I
    never thought of the "fries and pie" as its own entity. "Burger and fries",
    sure, like "ham and eggs" or "eggs and grits" or "toast and coffee", but
    "pie and chips"?

    -- Anglophile Ken from Chicago

    In the UK

    chips = penis

    pie = anus


  2. Quoted message said:
    Ken from Chicago said:

    Lift = elevator
    Rubber = eraser
    Flat = apartment
    Lorry = truck
    Bonnet = hood (of a car)
    Boot = trunk (of a car)
    Crisps = chips
    Chips = fries
    Biscuit = cookie (or cracker)
    Waistcoast = vest
    Vest = t-shirt
    Knickers = underwear
    Tube = subway
    Telly = television (or tv)
    Advert = ad (or commercial)

    But what on spinning Earth does the British gecko mean in those tv
    commercials when saying that insurance quotes are as popular as "pie and
    chips"?!

    I have some fondness of British culture, accents and language, and while
    I've heard of British cuisine as being, um, let us say ... exotic ... I've
    never heard of "pie AND chips" as some kind of meal, desert or side dish.

    Unless, does "pie" mean something different in English than it does in
    American?

    I mean I've enjoyed a Big Mac, fries and apple pie from McDonalds but I
    never thought of the "fries and pie" as its own entity. "Burger and
    fries",
    sure, like "ham and eggs" or "eggs and grits" or "toast and coffee", but
    "pie and chips"?

    -- Anglophile Ken from Chicago

    Pie refers to a meat pie or similar.. and the chips (remember you call them
    fries).

    I suppose it used to be (is) a popular and easy meal, not to my taste
    though.

    One can buy these from our 'fish' shops the same way we buy fish and chips🙂

    Ophelia
    Scotland

  3. "Ophelia" <[email hidden]> wrote in
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    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    But what on spinning Earth does the British gecko mean in those tv
    commercials when saying that insurance quotes are as popular as "pie
    and chips"?!

    I have some fondness of British culture, accents and language, and
    while I've heard of British cuisine as being, um, let us say ...
    exotic ... I've never heard of "pie AND chips" as some kind of meal,
    desert or side dish.

    Unless, does "pie" mean something different in English than it does
    in American?

    Well....... DUH!!!

    Is the most used language on the planet 'American'...... or English??

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:


    I mean I've enjoyed a Big Mac, fries and apple pie from McDonalds but
    I never thought of the "fries and pie" as its own entity. "Burger
    and fries",
    sure, like "ham and eggs" or "eggs and grits" or "toast and coffee",
    but "pie and chips"?

    -- Anglophile Ken from Chicago

    http://www.australianpieco.com/

    Go buy a pie and chips, and find out for yourself.

    I really wish these Yanks would stop thinking that their
    language/culture is the be all to end all.

    Here in Oz, if you ask for a pie, you get asked..... " What sort? Plain,
    steak and onion, steak and mushroom, pie and peas, chicken pie.... etc,
    etc."

    We all know that the namby pamby Yanks view a 'pie' as something with
    fruit in it, or maybe some tinned pumpkin (BLECH!!!!)......... but for
    fricks sake..... at least try to learn that not every country in the
    world speaks 'American', and not every country in the world has the same
    [censored] food that you do.

    A pie and chips is regarded as staple food in some parts of Oz (usually
    as a counter meal in some backwater Pub, but even so........).

    So...... Ken from [censored]........ pull your head out of your [censored] and
    learn about other cultures rather than sit there and [censored] off about
    something you know nothing of.

    BTW, my American wife was from [censored]...... no wonder I took full
    advantage of the Californian divorce laws!!

    --
    Peter Lucas
    Brisbane
    Australia

    At this spectacle even the most gentle must feel savage, and the most
    savage must weep.

    Turkish Officer
    400 Plateau
    24May1915

  4. britcolcha said:
    Ken from Chicago said:

    Lift = elevator
    Rubber = eraser
    Flat = apartment
    Lorry = truck
    Bonnet = hood (of a car)
    Boot = trunk (of a car)
    Crisps = chips
    Chips = fries
    Biscuit = cookie (or cracker)
    Waistcoast = vest
    Vest = t-shirt
    Knickers = underwear
    Tube = subway
    Telly = television (or tv)
    Advert = ad (or commercial)
    snip

    In the UK

    chips = penis

    pie = anus

    That sure wasn't the case when I was stationed there for a few years
    during the 50's! I do recall after I first arrived there I got on one
    of those double decker buses one day with a hangover and I guess I
    looked it. The conductor lady asked me if I was feeling 'queer'. I
    didn't realize queer then meant ill.

  5. "LucasP" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    "Ophelia" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    news:[email hidden]:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    >But what on spinning Earth does the British gecko mean in those tv
    >commercials when saying that insurance quotes are as popular as "pie
    >and chips"?!
    >
    >I have some fondness of British culture, accents and language, and
    >while I've heard of British cuisine as being, um, let us say ...
    >exotic ... I've never heard of "pie AND chips" as some kind of meal,
    >desert or side dish.
    >
    >Unless, does "pie" mean something different in English than it does
    >in American?

    Umm perhaps you could be a little more careful with your attributions! I
    did not write the above, I responded to it!!

    Ophelia

    Scotland

  6. Ophelia said:

    Pie refers to a meat pie or similar.. and the chips (remember you call them
    fries).

    I suppose it used to be (is) a popular and easy meal, not to my taste
    though.

    One can buy these from our 'fish' shops the same way we buy fish and chips🙂

    Ophelia
    Scotland

    I thought that Scots bought "chips and fish".

    --
    David Brewer

  7. so where do scotch eggs come from ophelia?

  8. From you ass. Since it is open to Public auction.
    Bob

  9. "David Brewer" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:
    Ophelia said:

    Pie refers to a meat pie or similar.. and the chips (remember you call
    them fries).

    I suppose it used to be (is) a popular and easy meal, not to my taste
    though.

    One can buy these from our 'fish' shops the same way we buy fish and
    chips🙂

    Ophelia
    Scotland

    I thought that Scots bought "chips and fish".

    Nope🙂 Although if you want fish and chips you ask for a 'fish supper'
    even though it might be mid day🙂)))

  10. "Prophet Mohammed (Peace Be Upon Me)" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    message news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    so where do scotch eggs come from ophelia?

    Just a hard boiled egg with sausage meat moulded around it. Dipped in egg
    and breadcrumbs and deep fried... as it happens🙂

  11. "Ophelia" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:


    "Prophet Mohammed (Peace Be Upon Me)" <[email hidden]> wrote


    in

    Quoted message said:

    message news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    so where do scotch eggs come from ophelia?

    Just a hard boiled egg with sausage meat moulded around it. Dipped in egg
    and breadcrumbs and deep fried... as it happens🙂


    That's a relief- I was afraid they might be the local version of Rocky
    Mountain Oysters.

    aem sends...

  12. "Prophet Mohammed (Peace Be Upon Me)" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    message news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    so where do scotch eggs come from ophelia?

    chickens! Ahahaha! Who have had an unnatural relationship with a pig, post
    mortem and grinding.

    And they are really good, esp. with an amber ale.

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  13. "David Brewer" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:
    Ophelia said:

    Pie refers to a meat pie or similar.. and the chips (remember you call


    them

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    fries).

    I suppose it used to be (is) a popular and easy meal, not to my taste
    though.

    One can buy these from our 'fish' shops the same way we buy fish and


    chips🙂

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:


    Ophelia
    Scotland

    I thought that Scots bought "chips and fish".

    Chip shops sell all manner of food. Fish and Chips (ie a Fish Supper) is the
    first thing that comes to mind but there are plenty of other things on sale.
    Other suppers are haggis, white pudding, black pudding, various pies, chiken
    etc etc etc. Don't foget the deep fried Mars bars.

    Allan

  14. "ameijers" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:


    "Ophelia" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "Prophet Mohammed (Peace Be Upon Me)" <[email hidden]> wrote


    in

    Quoted message said:

    message news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    so where do scotch eggs come from ophelia?

    Just a hard boiled egg with sausage meat moulded around it. Dipped in
    egg
    and breadcrumbs and deep fried... as it happens🙂


    That's a relief- I was afraid they might be the local version of Rocky
    Mountain Oysters.

    LOL no!!!

  15. "cybercat" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "Prophet Mohammed (Peace Be Upon Me)" <[email hidden]> wrote
    in
    message news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    so where do scotch eggs come from ophelia?

    chickens! Ahahaha! Who have had an unnatural relationship with a pig, post
    mortem and grinding.

    OH you are one sick boy!

  16. "Ophelia" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:


    "cybercat" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    "Prophet Mohammed (Peace Be Upon Me)" <[email hidden]>


    wrote

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    in
    message news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    so where do scotch eggs come from ophelia?

    chickens! Ahahaha! Who have had an unnatural relationship with a pig,


    post

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    mortem and grinding.

    OH you are one sick boy!


    hahahaha! You don't know the half of it. If I were a boy, I would have to be
    a really sick one.

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  17. "LucasP" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    "Ophelia" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    news:[email hidden]:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    >But what on spinning Earth does the British gecko mean in those tv
    >commercials when saying that insurance quotes are as popular as "pie
    >and chips"?!
    >
    >I have some fondness of British culture, accents and language, and
    >while I've heard of British cuisine as being, um, let us say ...
    >exotic ... I've never heard of "pie AND chips" as some kind of meal,
    >desert or side dish.
    >
    >Unless, does "pie" mean something different in English than it does
    >in American?

    Well....... DUH!!!

    Is the most used language on the planet 'American'...... or English??

    English got there first, tho American pop culture is the number one global
    export (when it's not being infiltrated by Canadians, bent on world
    domination--we got our eye on you Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, "Captain Kirk",
    Shania, Alannis, et. al.--until every country is filled with provinces,
    snow, moose and squirrels, or more likely beavers, and gigantic mugs of
    beer).

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    >I mean I've enjoyed a Big Mac, fries and apple pie from McDonalds but
    >I never thought of the "fries and pie" as its own entity. "Burger
    >and fries",
    >sure, like "ham and eggs" or "eggs and grits" or "toast and coffee",
    >but "pie and chips"?
    >
    >-- Anglophile Ken from Chicago

    http://www.australianpieco.com/

    Go buy a pie and chips, and find out for yourself.

    I really wish these Yanks would stop thinking that their
    language/culture is the be all to end all.

    Here in Oz, if you ask for a pie, you get asked..... " What sort? Plain,
    steak and onion, steak and mushroom, pie and peas, chicken pie.... etc,
    etc."

    We all know that the namby pamby Yanks view a 'pie' as something with
    fruit in it, or maybe some tinned pumpkin (BLECH!!!!)......... but for
    fricks sake..... at least try to learn that not every country in the
    world speaks 'American', and not every country in the world has the same
    [censored] food that you do.

    A pie and chips is regarded as staple food in some parts of Oz (usually
    as a counter meal in some backwater Pub, but even so........).

    How does one find out about other cultures WITHOUT asking questions?

    At least I was big enough to admit there may have been yet another occassion
    where American and English words were defined differently, because I LIKE
    finding out about other cultures, where bum refers to one's bottom and not
    merely a vagrant, or where they drive on a different side of the road, or
    take walkabout in vast terroritories, or societies founded by convicts,
    where all football players is play ball with their feet and not buried under
    tons of padding, where a meter is used to measure more than music,
    temperature and utilities used. While I'm sorry you had a horrendous
    experience with one Chicagoan, mate, there's no need to lash out on all of
    us.

    I'm sure there are plenty of pommies about to pick on (except for Claudia
    Black, she only sounds like one from all her time in Britain, after all her
    time on FARSCAPE, I think she's earned some slack).

    -- Ken from Chicago

    P.S. And you ozzies should be on the look out for Canadians too. They've
    already managed to clone Victoria city from Canada to blooming state in
    Australia (unless it's vice versa, after all, Canada has really low, if any,
    restrictions on immigration).

  18. "Ophelia" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    "Prophet Mohammed (Peace Be Upon Me)" <[email hidden]> wrote
    in message news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    so where do scotch eggs come from ophelia?

    Just a hard boiled egg with sausage meat moulded around it. Dipped in egg
    and breadcrumbs and deep fried... as it happens🙂

    And delicious they are, too. Perfect snack and party food. (Note to me:
    make some.)

    Dora

  19. Jim Davis said:

    That sure wasn't the case when I was stationed there for a few years
    during the 50's! I do recall after I first arrived there I got on one
    of those double decker buses one day with a hangover and I guess I
    looked it. The conductor lady asked me if I was feeling 'queer'. I
    didn't realize queer then meant ill.

    That's funny. You thought he was looking for a date, huh?

    Sy

  20. LucasP said:

    I really wish these Yanks would stop thinking that their
    language/culture is the be all to end all.

    Don't be such a bitter little fart. That's probably why your American
    wife dumped your pathetic [censored].

    Sy

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