Re: Mountain Bikes are EVIL, the DEVIL created them !

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Maybe, but you should probably worry more about impotence and

osteoporosis.

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People who spend too much time on bikes and not enough time HIKING end up

with

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the brittle bones of an elderly person. Well, that's the wages of sin!

Not true when riding mountain bikes, only a possibility when you only spend
all your time on road bikes, do your homework

Awwww, Mikey found a friend. How nice.

Mike Vandeman said:

On 3 Jul 2004 01:52:00 -0700, [email hidden] (Patrick Kain) wrote:

.Mountain Bikes are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your
.souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
.
.If you like Mountain Bikes, you will lose your soul to be damned
.for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
.for all eternity.
.
.So stop supporting this evil now to save your soul.
.
.Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
.your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
.prevent Armageddon.
.
.Mountain Bikes are evil, using Mountain Bikes is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
.witches like Mountain Bikes.And heretics and witches shall BURN !

Maybe, but you should probably worry more about impotence and osteoporosis.
People who spend too much time on bikes and not enough time HIKING end up with
the brittle bones of an elderly person. Well, that's the wages of sin!
===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"😉. Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande

On Sat, 3 Jul 2004 11:36:39 -0500, "di" <[email hidden]> wrote:

..
..
..> Maybe, but you should probably worry more about impotence and
..osteoporosis.
..> People who spend too much time on bikes and not enough time HIKING end up
..with
..> the brittle bones of an elderly person. Well, that's the wages of sin!
..
..Not true when riding mountain bikes, only a possibility when you only spend
..all your time on road bikes, do your homework

I just read the March 2004 Bicycling article. You should read it, before you
make an utter fool of yourself. Mountain biking is only slightly better than
road biking, and only if you stand up the whole time. Who wants to do that?! You
might as well be hiking.... But go ahead. You have nothing to lose but your
bones. (No WONDER mountain bikers have no backbone....)
===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"😉. Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande

"> I just read the March 2004 Bicycling article. You should read it, before
you

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make an utter fool of yourself. Mountain biking is only slightly better

than

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road biking, and only if you stand up the whole time. Who wants to do

that?! You

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might as well be hiking.... But go ahead. You have nothing to lose but

your

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bones. (No WONDER mountain bikers have no backbone....)

Not True, mountain biking is a better resistant workout than walking, go try
it yourself instead of reading some garbage like Bicycling. (no wonder
environmentalist have no balls, they depend on someone else for all their
info)

On Sat, 3 Jul 2004 19:17:19 -0500 in <00IFc.1221$r3.807@okepread03>,
"di" <[email hidden]> graced the world with this thought:

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(no wonder
environmentalist have no balls, they depend on someone else for all their
info)

This doesn't even make sense. I suggest you return to school and
finish the eighth grade before trying to communicate further.

"bizbee" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

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On Sat, 3 Jul 2004 19:17:19 -0500 in <00IFc.1221$r3.807@okepread03>,
"di" <[email hidden]> graced the world with this thought:

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(no wonder
environmentalist have no balls, they depend on someone else for all their
info)

This doesn't even make sense. I suggest you return to school and
finish the eighth grade before trying to communicate further.

Just trying to get down to Mike's level, but that's impossible, do seem to
have reached yours though. Thanks for falling for it.

"Mike Vandeman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

On 3 Jul 2004 01:52:00 -0700, [email hidden] (Patrick Kain) wrote:

.Mountain Bikes are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect

your

Quoted message said:

.souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
.
.If you like Mountain Bikes, you will lose your soul to be damned
.for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
.for all eternity.
.

On Sat, 3 Jul 2004 19:17:19 -0500, "di" <[email hidden]> wrote:

..
.."> I just read the March 2004 Bicycling article. You should read it, before
..you
..> make an utter fool of yourself. Mountain biking is only slightly better
..than
..> road biking, and only if you stand up the whole time. Who wants to do
..that?! You
..> might as well be hiking.... But go ahead. You have nothing to lose but
..your
..> bones. (No WONDER mountain bikers have no backbone....)
..
..Not True, mountain biking is a better resistant workout than walking, go try
..it yourself instead of reading some garbage like Bicycling. (no wonder
..environmentalist have no balls, they depend on someone else for all their
..info)

Apparently, all of your "backbone" is in your head.
===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"😉. Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande

"di" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<00IFc.1221$r3.807@okepread03>...

Quoted message said:

"> I just read the March 2004 Bicycling article. You should read it, before
you

Quoted message said:

make an utter fool of yourself. Mountain biking is only slightly better

than

Quoted message said:

road biking, and only if you stand up the whole time. Who wants to do

that?! You

Quoted message said:

might as well be hiking.... But go ahead. You have nothing to lose but

your

Quoted message said:

bones. (No WONDER mountain bikers have no backbone....)

Not True, mountain biking is a better resistant workout than walking, go try
it yourself instead of reading some garbage like Bicycling. (no wonder
environmentalist have no balls, they depend on someone else for all their
info)

Now one can get the Mountain Biker off the illegal trail and into the
new cage:

http://insideride.com

The revolutionary Super Trainer bicycle treadmill is the result of
over four years of research and development.

Two onboard computer systems continuously and automatically adjust to
rider input. All you have to do is get on and ride. The Super Trainer
can run at speeds up to 25mph and a grade of 16%. The riding
experience is natural and intuitive.

The Super Trainer is a breakthrough product intended for elite
training centers, sports science labs, fitness clubs, bicycle shops
and the cycling enthusiast who demands the most effective training
method possible.

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AKA = Much better than Mountain Biking on illegal trails!

sounds good as long as i get to jump over the little devils